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Thu Jan 24, 2013, 07:27 PM

I had a Dream

Took a nap and had a dream.

A politician tells a lie and their tongue falls off.
A politician takes a bribe and their hands fall off.
A politician works to take a woman's reproductive rights away
and their reproductive parts either fall off or stops functioning.
A politician comes out with a stupid bill or votes for one and their brain turns to jello.
A wealthy person tries to buy an election or a politician and they find themselves living under a cardboard box.

It was a pleasant dream, it was a better world. One has to have hope and dreams.

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 07:39 PM

1. Here ya go!

THE HAIRCUT

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

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Response to RKP5637 (Reply #1)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 07:42 PM

2. +23,948

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