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Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:14 PM

Either I'll be dead or in jail...



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Reply Either I'll be dead or in jail... (Original post)
Fearless Jan 2013 OP
BainsBane Jan 2013 #1
madashelltoo Jan 2013 #2
watch the sky Jan 2013 #3
Fearless Jan 2013 #4
watch the sky Jan 2013 #11
1StrongBlackMan Jan 2013 #8
2naSalit Jan 2013 #5
1StrongBlackMan Jan 2013 #10
2naSalit Jan 2013 #13
1StrongBlackMan Jan 2013 #21
Lint Head Jan 2013 #6
unapatriciated Jan 2013 #35
GoCubsGo Jan 2013 #7
jorno67 Jan 2013 #9
BumRushDaShow Jan 2013 #12
2naSalit Jan 2013 #14
Buns_of_Fire Jan 2013 #24
BumRushDaShow Jan 2013 #25
11 Bravo Jan 2013 #32
1StrongBlackMan Jan 2013 #26
zappaman Jan 2013 #15
DinahMoeHum Jan 2013 #16
cascadiance Jan 2013 #17
pokerfan Jan 2013 #29
William769 Jan 2013 #18
srican69 Jan 2013 #19
Lone_Star_Dem Jan 2013 #20
pokerfan Jan 2013 #22
Auntie Bush Jan 2013 #23
Rex Jan 2013 #27
Arctic Dave Jan 2013 #28
Aristus Jan 2013 #30
AtheistCrusader Jan 2013 #31
Ian Iam Jan 2013 #33
Terra Alta Jan 2013 #34
jmowreader Jan 2013 #36
moondust Jan 2013 #37
DissidentVoice Jan 2013 #38
JoePhilly Jan 2013 #39
malaise Jan 2013 #40
Deep13 Jan 2013 #41
arely staircase Jan 2013 #42
Scurrilous Jan 2013 #43
cordelia Jan 2013 #44
Cha Jan 2013 #45

Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:18 PM

1. promises, promises

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:19 PM

2. Me too, Kitty!

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:20 PM

3. who is this asshole?

the guy in the metallic hat, not the cat I mean.

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Response to watch the sky (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:21 PM

4. Ted Nugent.

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Response to Fearless (Reply #4)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:31 PM

11. ah, thanks . . .

he really hasn't aged well, has he? Sheesh.

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Response to watch the sky (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:26 PM

8. It ...

(the hat) blocks out all sub and ultra-sonic liberal messages.

If you're interested, they sell a Do It Yourself Hat kit at your local 99 Cent/Family Dollar Store.

(Please note: to prevent confiscation, the kits are cleverly designed to mimic your run of the mill roll of Aluminium Foil. Don't be fooled!)

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:23 PM

5. Wouldn't it be just

if mr wangotango had a massive coronary arrest while spewing during one of his tirades? And not recover?

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Response to 2naSalit (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:31 PM

10. LOL ...

... shortly, after being processed into central booking and discovering that his 3 cell-mates are Purple Heart possessing Vietnam Vets.

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Response to 1StrongBlackMan (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:37 PM

13. ...and at least one of them

being gay as well!!!



Good one!!

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Response to 2naSalit (Reply #13)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:50 PM

21. LOL ...

take heart ... from my experience; all three would likely be at least "prison Gay", if they are serving/have served years.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:25 PM

6. Is this the guy who hasn't changed his pants since the 60'S

and still smells like the shit he did in them to get out of serving his country?

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Response to Lint Head (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 04:11 PM

35. Yep that be him.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:25 PM

7. A tinfoil cowboy hat?

How apropos.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:27 PM

9. hurry the fuck up Ted!

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:32 PM

12. Joe Madison is doing a daily countdown on his show

on SiriusXM & WOL radio. Nugent's quote was actually done some time last April and he said something like

"If Barack Obama becomes the President in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year..."


I think he has 83 days now..

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Response to BumRushDaShow (Reply #12)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:39 PM

14. There must be some way

some of us can help him beat the "due date"!!

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Response to BumRushDaShow (Reply #12)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:53 PM

24. The semi-official timer:

http://countingdownto.com/countdown/176293#.UL-oqrQGU84.facebook

77 days. Shit or get off the pot, Ted. Your loyal fans expect no less.

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Response to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #24)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:55 PM

25. LOL

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Response to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #24)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 03:42 PM

32. Don't tell Ted to shit. He'll crap his pants again.

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Response to BumRushDaShow (Reply #12)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:56 PM

26. We all need to ...

post the initial post to, here:

http://www.tednugent.com/

and, here:

https://www.facebook.com/tednugent

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:42 PM

15. I agree with him...

"Either" is fine.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:42 PM

16. Obviously a bad case of Cat Scratch Fever.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:44 PM

17. This photo needs to be photoshopped...

... to get Cat Scratch fever on it...



or better yet, perhaps we can have some real photos of people putting his old albums out of their misery!

A new youtube is needed for a DJ Cat to do the right thing and really do a cat scratch fever with an old album of his!

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Response to cascadiance (Reply #17)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 03:03 PM

29. k....

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:45 PM

18. Either or is fine with me.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:47 PM

19. TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

Ted Nugent can suck my .......



Oh God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:50 PM

20. Sooner rather than later would be appreciated.

Just hurry up and let your threats have free reign already!

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:52 PM

22. Well.....

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:52 PM

23. Either option would make me very happy....especially the first!

So why isn't he? Promises! Promises! Promises!!!!

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:59 PM

27. He was a craven coward before the first election.

Hiding behind his GUNS and BOWS and little dead animals he so proudly killed the B-Jesus out of! Why would anyone think he grew a spine in 4 years? All his talk about what he will do...whatever, go back and learn how to sing first you no-talent HACK!

I've rarely seen a bigger COWARD.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 03:00 PM

28. Grumpy Cat has little patience, better get on with Theodore.

 

Nobody likes a slacker.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 03:08 PM

30. "I'M WAITI-I-I-I-ING!!"

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 03:08 PM

31. Mr. 'Shits his pants' is not going to do a goddamn thing.

Except run his mouth.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 03:54 PM

33. Might I suggest the first option?

 

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 03:57 PM

34. I have to say, I don't want him dead

but to have him convicted of a felony and have to give up all his guns sounds nice to me.

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Response to Terra Alta (Reply #34)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 04:12 PM

36. I don't want the evil government to kick in his door, tho

I want a judge to order him to surrender his guns to the police. I want him to go to a truck stop, hire a driver with a 53-foot trailer, go to his house, load all the guns, ammo and archery stuff into it (so it takes five trips - big deal, he can afford it), drive to the nearest FBI field office, and hand his guns one-by-one to the special agent in charge. And I want him doing this to be televised.

What do you think...leave him a .44 magnum pistol with one round in firing position and the cylinder pivot welded, so he can take his own life in the throes of gunless despair?

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 04:30 PM

37. So that was all just BIG TALK from a coward?

Grumpy Cat does not like weenies.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 04:46 PM

38. I am ashamed that he is from Michigan

After all, what can you say about a chickenhawk who shat himself to get out of serving in the Army, when his father was a former Drill Sergeant and his brother an Intell officer?

He talked about running for Governor some years ago before he buggered off to Texas to stick his nose up GWB's arse. Thank God he didn't.

I was a fan back in the day when he still mattered. Now, I can't listen to him without thinking of his bullshit cannon of a mouth.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 05:01 PM

39. DU should have a Ted Nugent "Dead or in Jail" clock.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 05:03 PM

40. The draft dodger dodges yet again n/t

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 05:10 PM

41. I'm okay with either one. nt

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 05:11 PM

42. i don't really have a preference

either is fine

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 07:22 PM

43. ROFL

K & R

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 08:14 PM

44. A vapid, big-mouthed coward.

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Response to Fearless (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 11:41 PM

45. He looks like he's in his own personal

hell. Who would want to be him?

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