and all these years, I thought that's what guns were for, silly me
iPhone app designed to let men compare penis size with the rest of the world released in App Store 24th Jan 2013 12:29pm | By Editor
Still, we suspect most men just want to know how they measure up. The app also graphs where a user’s size falls on the world league table. Warning: this may result in depression, and a severe ego bashing.
The app also recommends nearby stores to find a condom that fits, and provides sexual fun facts and prophylactic tips. A bargain for 69p.
Men are instructed to “hold hard member straight against inches or cm on sides of screen,” and to use a piece of string to get an accurate measurement of girth.