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Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:35 AM

'He's naked and he's running in my damn house!" Desperate 911 call reveals moment naked home invader

'He's naked and he's running in my damn house!" Desperate 911 call reveals moment naked home invader rampaged terrified man's home

By Nina Golgowski
PUBLISHED:23:19 EST, 22 January 2013| UPDATED: 23:21 EST, 22 January 2013

A Florida homeowner's desperate 911 call reveals the moment a naked home invader allegedly broke into his family's home before pleasuring himself on the floor and defecating throughout the house.

'He dropped off my roof and ran right into my house!' the terrified owner told police dispatch in North Fort Myers, as NBC2 reports. 'I don't know who the Hell he is - he's naked and he's running in my damn house!'

Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, of Venice was Tasered into submission by police on Monday night after he allegedly stormed the home after first dropping onto the homeowner from its rooftop. The frightened victim told police he had gone outside to inspect loud noises on his roof around 6.50pm that night when the naked man jumped off it, partially landing on top of him.

Bruni allegedly next ran inside the home where the victim left his wife before pulling a 72-inch television off the wall, breaking it on the living room floor. Bruni then allegedly grabbed a wet/dry vacuum cleaner and emptied its liquid contents on the floor. Officers say he later sucked it up in his mouth.

More: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2266813/Gregory-Matthew-Bruni-911-reveals-moment-naked-home-invader-rampaged-Florida-mans-home.html#ixzz2IoilnRRe

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Reply 'He's naked and he's running in my damn house!" Desperate 911 call reveals moment naked home invader (Original post)
Judi Lynn Jan 2013 OP
Victor_c3 Jan 2013 #1
pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #27
Victor_c3 Jan 2013 #46
Cirque du So-What Jan 2013 #2
vaberella Jan 2013 #21
Mr. Mojo Risen Jan 2013 #39
flamingdem Jan 2013 #45
Liberal_in_LA Jan 2013 #23
jberryhill Jan 2013 #43
Marrah_G Jan 2013 #3
dixiegrrrrl Jan 2013 #49
TwilightGardener Jan 2013 #4
Victor_c3 Jan 2013 #6
TwilightGardener Jan 2013 #9
KittyWampus Jan 2013 #5
KittyWampus Jan 2013 #7
riverbendviewgal Jan 2013 #8
JI7 Jan 2013 #47
kairos12 Jan 2013 #10
reflection Jan 2013 #11
DogPawsBiscuitsNGrav Jan 2013 #13
OneGrassRoot Jan 2013 #14
Brigid Jan 2013 #31
msanthrope Jan 2013 #34
Jazzgirl Jan 2013 #35
Are_grits_groceries Jan 2013 #42
JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2013 #12
Javaman Jan 2013 #15
vaberella Jan 2013 #22
leftyohiolib Jan 2013 #16
skypilot Jan 2013 #17
RebelOne Jan 2013 #18
GaYellowDawg Jan 2013 #40
Scurrilous Jan 2013 #19
Judi Lynn Jan 2013 #20
Liberal_in_LA Jan 2013 #24
Taverner Jan 2013 #25
cali Jan 2013 #26
TheOther95Percent Jan 2013 #28
jberryhill Jan 2013 #29
steve2470 Jan 2013 #30
onethatcares Jan 2013 #32
steve2470 Jan 2013 #33
HangOnKids Jan 2013 #37
Glassunion Jan 2013 #36
Tien1985 Jan 2013 #38
Glassunion Jan 2013 #41
redgreenandblue Jan 2013 #44
JI7 Jan 2013 #48
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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:38 AM

1. sounds like something I could see myself doing...

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Response to Victor_c3 (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:27 PM

27. You would




jk, brother.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #27)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 05:54 AM

46. the best part is I was only half kidding

thanks

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:45 AM

2. Strange story, even for Florida

However, I gotta say that the 'journalist' who composed this story could benefit from a refresher course in use of the comma:

Bruni allegedly next ran inside the home where the victim left his wife before pulling a 72-inch television off the wall, breaking it on the living room floor.


Why would the victim pull his own damn TV off the wall?

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Response to Cirque du So-What (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:20 PM

21. Nothing is strange for Florida. It's just a shit state where shitty things happen.

In this case literally.

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Response to vaberella (Reply #21)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:03 PM

39. What is up with that?

It really does seem like 90% of the most crazy F'd up stories are from Florida.

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Response to vaberella (Reply #21)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:28 AM

45. Maybe it was Rick Scott? nt

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Response to Cirque du So-What (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:22 PM

23. +100

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Response to Cirque du So-What (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:08 AM

43. Or leave his wife!

That naked guy must have been pretty good looking for the homeowner to decide on a divorce while all that was going on.

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:46 AM

3. bath salts?

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Response to Marrah_G (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 06:41 AM

49. The getting naked is generally a sign of chemical use

altho I have seen it twice in severly schizophrenic clients.
The rest of the reported behavior is more extreme, not typical of plain ole schizo pattern.

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:53 AM

4. The pooping...now that's just rude.

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Response to TwilightGardener (Reply #4)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:58 AM

6. at least he tried to clean up after he made the mess with the wet-dry vac

and sucked the contents up with his mouth

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Response to Victor_c3 (Reply #6)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:05 PM

9. He did try to tidy up, you are right.

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:56 AM

5. someone needs some anti-psychotics pronto.

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:58 AM

7. Buy was lucky, wife had a revolver & fire 3 times but missed.

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:02 PM

8. one interesting point

The wife shot a 38 gun at the intruder and missed 3 times. Husband had shot gun which the intruder obeyed husbands order to lay down.

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Response to riverbendviewgal (Reply #8)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 06:07 AM

47. Glad he didn't get killed , i don't think i would have been scared

if i came across someone like that. at the beginning when they ran into the house maybe but as they started to act that way i would have assumed they were on drugs or had some mental issues.

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:05 PM

10. Alibi

If they didn't capture the guy I hope Rand Paul had an alibi.

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:09 PM

11. Let those among us

who have never broken into someone's house, used it as a toilet, pleasured themselves to completion on the floor and then rubbed their face on children's clothing in ecstasy cast the first stone.

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Response to reflection (Reply #11)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:28 PM

13. That was a good one lol. The home owner should have poked him in the eye with a stick. As it

 

stands now, he's got a lot of carpet cleaning to do.

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Response to reflection (Reply #11)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:33 PM

14. LOL...omg, I'm dyin'...

I thought for SURE it was going to be an Onion piece, and then I see your comment.



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Response to reflection (Reply #11)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:37 PM

31. You win.

You . Just. Win.

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Response to reflection (Reply #11)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:47 PM

34. You win the Internets tonight, Sir. nt

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Response to reflection (Reply #11)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:55 PM

35. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

That wins a DUZY!!!

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Response to reflection (Reply #11)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 01:58 AM

42. **Snort**

Good one!

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:25 PM

12. This could have been MiddleFingerMom, except for, well, ....

... except for the part about being 21 years old.

MFM, you're not jumping off rooftops, are you?

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:50 PM

15. Meth does crazy things to people.

as I said to a buddy of mine, "Florida does crazy, Texas does scary".

I live in Austin.

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Response to Javaman (Reply #15)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:21 PM

22. Meth...I figured it was Florida water. n/t

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:00 PM

16. wth-- sounds like bath salts

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:12 PM

17. I am NEVER going to Florida.

*

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Response to skypilot (Reply #17)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:18 PM

18. Yes, crazies like that are one of the many reasons I moved to Georgia. n/t

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Response to RebelOne (Reply #18)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 12:03 AM

40. We're not Florida, but we're awful damn crazy, too.

What other state would repeatedly elect Paul Broun? I'm guessing South Carolina, Florida, Tennessee, or Texas. And that's about it.

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:21 PM

19. I like the Gawker ending:

"Police are called, and they apprehend a flailing, babbling Bruni only after Tasering him. "Tase him, bro," a cop almost certainly says. Bruni is taken to a hospital, but doctors there say they can't identify what drug he is on. The answer is either all of them, or one you've never heard of. Or bath salts. Probably bath salts.

Police charge Bruni with two counts of criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence. Everyone else in Florida goes to sleep that night, awaiting their turn.
"

http://gawker.com/5978198/naked-florida-man-jumps-off-roof-onto-man-knocks-television-over-empties-vacuum-cleaner-masturbates

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:13 PM

20. Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home: Cops

Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home: Cops

The Huffington Post | By Hilary Hanson Posted: 01/23/2013 11:35 am EST | Updated: 01/23/2013 3:30 pm EST



Gregory Matthew Bruni

In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.

The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder.

The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911.

More:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html

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Response to Judi Lynn (Reply #20)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:23 PM

24. geez, that's a house that's going to need cleaning.

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:24 PM

25. Tasered while nude? Ow!

 

He had it coming but...ow!

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:25 PM

26. Finally. A story about someone who deserved his tasering.

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:29 PM

28. I thought this was The Onion

Oh. My.

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:30 PM

29. I was just as scared as he was, believe you me


Wrong house. My bad.

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:33 PM

30. Why can't these things happen in, oh, South Dakota ?

big sigh for my state

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:45 PM

32. how much you want to bet

Citizens Insurance weasels its way outa this claim?

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:45 PM

33. ok, shame on me, had to read the comments at HuffPo:

I would like to say a couple things... Greg is a GREAT guy he normal is NOT like this at ALL. Somthing happened that we are all trying to wrap our heads around.... All these news post are not making sure their stories are correct befor posting this either.... GREG IS NOT A CARNIVAL WORKER! He has nothing to do with any carnivals. What he did was not right at all and im not sayin it was ok for him to do what he did.... but you are getting the wrong outlook on him. Drugs of somewhere had to be involved.... but that is not even normal for greg so we dont know what is going on...I dont even believe he knows whats going on yet.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Sandra_Vincent/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967_224462794.html

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Response to steve2470 (Reply #33)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 07:05 PM

37. That poster is an illiterate fool

Drugs of somewhere?

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:58 PM

36. Am I the only one

Who had "Yakety Sax" playing in their head while reading the course of events?

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Response to Glassunion (Reply #36)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 09:39 PM

38. Nope!

Both me and my partner went there as well. I cracked up when I got to your comment about it.

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Response to Tien1985 (Reply #38)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 12:46 AM

41. Well then...

May I trouble you and your partner with the obvious segue?

It's the only sax solo you can play with a smile on your face...



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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:12 AM

44. Paranoid schizophrenic. nt

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 06:09 AM

48. picture of the guy

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Response to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 06:43 AM

50. Sounds like bath salts to me. nt

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