Wed Jan 23, 2013, 10:39 AM
WilliamPitt (54,468 posts)
The GOP is shocked! and offended!
...that Obama did not extend the hand of friendship to them during his inaugural address.
THAT MUSLIM FASCIST SOCIALIST TERRORIST COMMUNIST ANTI-CHRISTIAN KENYAN BABY-KILLING GUN-GRABBING AMERICA-HATING MONKEY PERSON WITH A BONE IN HIS NOSE WAS MEAN TO US WHAAAAAAAAARGARBLE Seems legit. Maybe you assholes should have another meeting about how to fuck over the whole country in order to stop him. Fail.
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29 replies, 3480 views
| Author | Time | Post | |
| WilliamPitt | Jan 2013 | OP | |
| NYC_SKP | Jan 2013 | #1 | |
| yardwork | Jan 2013 | #2 | |
| Brainstormy | Jan 2013 | #3 | |
| MynameisBlarney | Jan 2013 | #5 | |
| yardwork | Jan 2013 | #12 | |
| Whisp | Jan 2013 | #27 | |
| n2doc | Jan 2013 | #4 | |
| Bernardo de La Paz | Jan 2013 | #6 | |
| Victor_c3 | Jan 2013 | #7 | |
| amb123 | Jan 2013 | #8 | |
| MynameisBlarney | Jan 2013 | #15 | |
| Moostache | Jan 2013 | #9 | |
| WilliamPitt | Jan 2013 | #13 | |
| Berlin Expat | Jan 2013 | #18 | |
| daleanime | Jan 2013 | #20 | |
| MynameisBlarney | Jan 2013 | #16 | |
| Duval | Jan 2013 | #10 | |
| 2naSalit | Jan 2013 | #11 | |
| retired rooster | Jan 2013 | #14 | |
| siligut | Jan 2013 | #17 | |
| freshwest | Jan 2013 | #19 | |
| ErikJ | Jan 2013 | #21 | |
| GoCubsGo | Jan 2013 | #22 | |
| MadrasT | Jan 2013 | #23 | |
| Chorophyll | Jan 2013 | #25 | |
| Rob H. | Jan 2013 | #24 | |
| mountain grammy | Jan 2013 | #26 | |
| DinahMoeHum | Jan 2013 | #28 | |
| TheOther95Percent | Jan 2013 | #29 |
Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 10:41 AM
NYC_SKP (48,725 posts)
1. you left out oosurper.
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he's an oosurper, two!1
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 10:42 AM
yardwork (37,074 posts)
2. You forgot atheist. He's a atheist muslin.
Response to yardwork (Reply #2)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 10:48 AM
Brainstormy (229 posts)
3. Thanks,
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you beat me to it. We don't want the godlessness left out. Maybe tax-and-spend liberal should have been in there somewhere, but most everything's covered.
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Response to yardwork (Reply #2)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:58 AM
MynameisBlarney (1,253 posts)
5. He worships
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Vladimir Linen!*
*shamelessly stolen from another DU'er* |
Response to MynameisBlarney (Reply #5)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:41 PM
Whisp (17,149 posts)
27. He worships in caves
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where he wishfully kneels before a backbone whilst his wall street and banker buddies chant softly in the background holding candles made from the elderly who died at Obama's hands. In the east corner is a portal that goes directly to Kenya and can reroute right to the gates of hell so Obama can visit his mentors, for a small added fee.
better add this: |
Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:00 PM
Bernardo de La Paz (7,142 posts)
6. Some hand
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:01 PM
Victor_c3 (791 posts)
7. you forgot the word "racist"
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they all call him "racist" too.
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:10 PM
amb123 (889 posts)
8. You also forgot "DEEEEMON SPARN of HAAAAAIL!!!!"
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Response to amb123 (Reply #8)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:38 PM
MynameisBlarney (1,253 posts)
15. heh
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sparn
gonna use that one. |
Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:10 PM
Moostache (1,362 posts)
9. Loved every second of it.
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I spent a lot of time tweeting and e-mailing clips of it to my asshat brother-in-law - who STILL believes Obama is a plant and secretly plotting the destruction of America. I know I shouldn't, but I can't help myself - when I call my sister and he answers the phone I always make noises off of the phone with paper to simulate a tapped phone. Mean for sure, but endless amounts of fun too!
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Response to Moostache (Reply #9)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:34 PM
WilliamPitt (54,468 posts)
13. Two questions:
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Do you know if he has wifi in his house?
Do you know his neighbors? If so, have a neighbor re-name their wifi "FBI Surveillance Van." When he finds it on his computer, his head will melt. Maybe your sister can re-name the wifi in the house just to mess with him. |
Response to WilliamPitt (Reply #13)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:53 PM
Berlin Expat (401 posts)
18. Actually, better
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to name it "NSA SecSurv" .
NSA Secure Surveillance. There's a lot of fun right there. |
Response to WilliamPitt (Reply #13)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:56 PM
daleanime (2,949 posts)
20. Oooooh I like that....
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makes me almost wish I had an asshat for a neighbor. Plenty in the area, but don't know if any are next door.
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Response to Moostache (Reply #9)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:39 PM
MynameisBlarney (1,253 posts)
16. LMAO!
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Hilarious!
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:12 PM
Duval (522 posts)
10. Oh, I do love your posts!!
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Talk about sore losers!! Tuf darts!!
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:12 PM
2naSalit (1,658 posts)
11. Call out the whaaahmbulance!!
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vacillating...
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:36 PM
retired rooster (64 posts)
14. I too am upset.
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Those poor babies. We should feel their pain. Such disregard to their feelings is an outrage. Mr. Pitt should be ashamed of himself for saying such things. I personally am so upset I could just s**t. We must again extend the hand of friendship, yet again, because they are such nice people maybe they'll work with us. time.
Hey gang! Let's host a pity party for them! |
Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:41 PM
siligut (10,973 posts)
17. He didn't come right out and call them greedy, self-serving fascists
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I would say that was rather kind of him.
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:54 PM
freshwest (31,243 posts)
19. SSDD:
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:21 PM
ErikJ (2,580 posts)
21. Conspiracy nuts
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:24 PM
GoCubsGo (12,975 posts)
22. The Party of Perpetuall Outrage are shocked and offended?
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I'm shocked. Just shocked.
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:25 PM
MadrasT (5,676 posts)
23. Fuck the GOP.
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You lost, assholes. Get over it.
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Response to MadrasT (Reply #23)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:37 PM
Chorophyll (5,042 posts)
25. Yep, they lost all right.
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TWICE.
Hahahahahahahaha. |
Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:31 PM
Rob H. (4,188 posts)
24. After 4 years of non-stop Repug obstructionism and shit-flinging,...
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not to mention the GOP in state legislatures nationwide trying to make it as difficult as possible for people to vote, he's a hell of a lot more gracious than I would've been. (Which is why he's the Pres and I happily voted for him twice.)
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:39 PM
mountain grammy (1,576 posts)
26. FDR said the rich hated him and he "welcomed their hatred"
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Gee, I thought President Obama was pretty diplomatic while he addressed most of my concerns.
I have a brother-in-law too. In fact I have a lot of in-laws, all in Texas and at least one of them at any given time has called the president everything in this post. Then there's my husband's aunt: 86 years old and solid blue, giving them all hell. Would love to see the DNA tests on that family. |
Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 02:26 PM
DinahMoeHum (12,311 posts)
28. As long as the GOP keeps copping that attitude. . .
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Last edited Wed Jan 23, 2013, 02:27 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) . . .they will piss off more and more people and continue to lose elections. Big Time.
Frankly, I don't care. It makes our job as Democrats easier . . .and more fun. |
Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:12 PM
TheOther95Percent (470 posts)
29. I guess they don't feel included in "We the people"
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There was enough we in that speech to include anyone.
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