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Tue Jan 22, 2013, 09:38 PM

As an atheist, I may roll my eyes at some of the religious shenanigans, but other things bothered me

much more. My atheism just describes something I don't do, but the things I actually do weren't represented at all.

I really wish President Obama had done the following things:

1. Spend hours posting on DU.
2. Play some table-top RPGs, such as D&D, and have heated debates over poorly written rules.
3. Eat the brains of the living.
4. Sneak out back for a smoke.
5. Have a drink and fall asleep while watching Netflix.

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Reply As an atheist, I may roll my eyes at some of the religious shenanigans, but other things bothered me (Original post)
ZombieHorde Jan 2013 OP
patrice Jan 2013 #1
jazzimov Jan 2013 #2
ZombieHorde Jan 2013 #3
lunatica Jan 2013 #9
Fumesucker Jan 2013 #4
Laochtine Jan 2013 #5
ZombieHorde Jan 2013 #6
Laochtine Jan 2013 #7
Laochtine Jan 2013 #8

Response to ZombieHorde (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 09:41 PM

1. Zombies rule!

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Response to ZombieHorde (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 09:50 PM

2. You obviously have a strong disrepect for smokers,

after all it is the most addictive habit known to man.

The new more realistic "what Obama should have done" list:

1. Sneak out back for a smoke.
2. Spend hours posting on DU.
3. Sneak out back for a smoke.
4. Play some table-top RPGs, such as D&D, and have heated debates over poorly written rules.
5. Sneak out back for a smoke.
6. Eat the brains of the living.
7. Sneak out back for a smoke.
8. Have a drink and fall asleep while watching Netflix.
9. Wake up in the middle of the night, and Sneak out back for a smoke.

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Response to jazzimov (Reply #2)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 09:52 PM

3. Ha! nt

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Response to jazzimov (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 28, 2013, 06:38 AM

9. Only a smoker or ex-smoker knows that

I quit 15 years ago and I can attest to the veracity of your comment. I smoked for 30 years and all my activities were only stuff I did between cigarettes.

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Response to ZombieHorde (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 09:52 PM

4. As long as no one actually sees the eye roll you're OK

Belittling a powerless minority is a very old human tradition and we certainly wouldn't want to question tradition.



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Response to ZombieHorde (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 10:57 PM

5. shenanigans Makes me hapyy

Bless you Hellbound human

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Response to Laochtine (Reply #5)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 12:57 AM

6. Shenanigans can be fun.

Thank you for the blessing.

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Response to ZombieHorde (Reply #6)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 01:09 AM

7. I look foward

to Shenanigans, in glad you called me on this

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