Mon Jan 21, 2013, 05:46 PM
Swamp Lover (400 posts)
I changed the channel when I saw the presdient is wearing clothes.Last edited Mon Jan 21, 2013, 05:58 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
As a nudist I feel that I am being excluded from the celebration because others feel differently, yet I believe that I should be catered to during the inauguration.
I wanted "hope and change" to include lots of full frontal nudity, but again, Obama has disappointed this progressive.
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| Swamp Lover | Jan 2013 | OP | |
| TeamPooka | Jan 2013 | #1 | |
| a la izquierda | Jan 2013 | #2 | |
| Politicalboi | Jan 2013 | #3 | |
| LisaLynne | Jan 2013 | #4 | |
| Politicalboi | Jan 2013 | #7 | |
| jillan | Jan 2013 | #5 | |
| Swamp Lover | Jan 2013 | #8 | |
| Politicalboi | Jan 2013 | #11 | |
| Hekate | Jan 2013 | #14 | |
| Tarheel_Dem | Jan 2013 | #34 | |
| calimary | Jan 2013 | #46 | |
| llmart | Jan 2013 | #6 | |
| NutmegYankee | Jan 2013 | #9 | |
| reformist2 | Jan 2013 | #10 | |
| SkyDaddy7 | Jan 2013 | #59 | |
| GoneOffShore | Jan 2013 | #68 | |
| riderinthestorm | Jan 2013 | #12 | |
| Swamp Lover | Jan 2013 | #13 | |
| longship | Jan 2013 | #21 | |
| riderinthestorm | Jan 2013 | #27 | |
| GoneOffShore | Jan 2013 | #22 | |
| riderinthestorm | Jan 2013 | #25 | |
| GoneOffShore | Jan 2013 | #26 | |
| Politicub | Jan 2013 | #40 | |
| freshwest | Jan 2013 | #15 | |
| patrice | Jan 2013 | #28 | |
| RichGirl | Jan 2013 | #16 | |
| riderinthestorm | Jan 2013 | #17 | |
| Whisp | Jan 2013 | #18 | |
| Swamp Lover | Jan 2013 | #20 | |
| UnrepentantLiberal | Jan 2013 | #50 | |
| bluestate10 | Jan 2013 | #19 | |
| sad-cafe | Jan 2013 | #23 | |
| ZombieHorde | Jan 2013 | #24 | |
| Tarheel_Dem | Jan 2013 | #37 | |
| Bucky | Jan 2013 | #53 | |
| Tarheel_Dem | Jan 2013 | #55 | |
| ZombieHorde | Jan 2013 | #64 | |
| louis-t | Jan 2013 | #51 | |
| ZombieHorde | Jan 2013 | #63 | |
| struggle4progress | Jan 2013 | #29 | |
| Lilyeye | Jan 2013 | #30 | |
| patrice | Jan 2013 | #31 | |
| JI7 | Jan 2013 | #32 | |
| malaise | Jan 2013 | #33 | |
| ProSense | Jan 2013 | #35 | |
| stultusporcos | Jan 2013 | #36 | |
| Raine | Jan 2013 | #38 | |
| Politicub | Jan 2013 | #39 | |
| Deep13 | Jan 2013 | #41 | |
| fadedrose | Jan 2013 | #42 | |
| ReRe | Jan 2013 | #43 | |
| Towlie | Jan 2013 | #44 | |
| 11 Bravo | Jan 2013 | #45 | |
| Autumn | Jan 2013 | #47 | |
| adieu | Jan 2013 | #48 | |
| FleetwoodMac | Jan 2013 | #49 | |
| Bucky | Jan 2013 | #52 | |
| bluestate10 | Jan 2013 | #54 | |
| Puha Ekapi | Jan 2013 | #56 | |
| CranialRectaLoopback | Jan 2013 | #57 | |
| Canuckistanian | Jan 2013 | #58 | |
| Th1onein | Jan 2013 | #60 | |
| yurbud | Jan 2013 | #61 | |
| BlancheSplanchnik | Jan 2013 | #62 | |
| Swamp Lover | Jan 2013 | #65 | |
| BlancheSplanchnik | Jan 2013 | #67 | |
| cordelia | Jan 2013 | #66 | |
| emulatorloo | Jan 2013 | #69 | |
| Scootaloo | Jan 2013 | #70 | |
| Coolest Ranger | Jan 2013 | #71 | |
| uponit7771 | Jan 2013 | #72 |
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 05:48 PM
TeamPooka (3,285 posts)
1. lmao
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nicely done.
Democracy is there for everyone, not to please everyone all the time. |
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 05:52 PM
a la izquierda (7,492 posts)
2. Rofl.
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Touché.
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 05:57 PM
Politicalboi (9,439 posts)
3. Presidential Balls still to come
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So don't give up hope. It may get better.
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Response to Politicalboi (Reply #3)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 05:58 PM
LisaLynne (13,254 posts)
4. ...
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Response to LisaLynne (Reply #4)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:00 PM
Politicalboi (9,439 posts)
7. I couldn't help it
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Response to Politicalboi (Reply #3)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 05:58 PM
jillan (31,392 posts)
5. Hahhahahhhhhaaaaa!!! You made me laugh!
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Response to Politicalboi (Reply #3)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:00 PM
Swamp Lover (400 posts)
8. I won't be satisfied until the leader of the free world has
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chapped nipples.
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Response to Swamp Lover (Reply #8)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:02 PM
Politicalboi (9,439 posts)
11. Chapped Nipples and
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Perhaps a piercing with the Presidential Seal pin.
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Response to Politicalboi (Reply #3)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:10 PM
Hekate (21,209 posts)
14. Bad Boi! Bad Boi!
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Response to Politicalboi (Reply #3)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:53 PM
Tarheel_Dem (16,623 posts)
34. !!!
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Response to Politicalboi (Reply #3)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:45 PM
calimary (30,555 posts)
46. OMG!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!
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Barrump-bump!!!
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 05:59 PM
llmart (3,304 posts)
6. Good one!
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Love the sarcasm.
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:00 PM
NutmegYankee (4,819 posts)
9. ...
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:01 PM
reformist2 (4,060 posts)
10. The atheists will not be amused. Not even atheist nudists.
Response to reformist2 (Reply #10)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 08:27 PM
SkyDaddy7 (4,571 posts)
59. I was amused...
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Does that mean my coming to the realization there is not a god is not the only criteria to being labeled an "Atheist"...WOW, did not know that, thanks!
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Response to reformist2 (Reply #10)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 09:25 PM
GoneOffShore (11,118 posts)
68. I was amused - far more than I was by another post.
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Last edited Mon Jan 21, 2013, 09:26 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) Not sayin' which one though.
Though I do note that they are not posting in this thread. |
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:08 PM
riderinthestorm (13,153 posts)
12. Sorry Swamp according to the official DU historians (tm) ya gotta start with your local city council
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Or better yet your local school board. Demand that traditional clothes be taken off there before moving on to full nudity on our currency.
There's a procedure doncha know and tackling "traditions" as tough as clothing will take cultural change. Your insistence that full frontal nudity become a precedent before taking the proper course as deemed fit by the DU historians (tm) can't be supported otherwise! Even George Washington wore clothes as has every president in the US since our first inaugurals! |
Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #12)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:09 PM
Swamp Lover (400 posts)
13. I guess in the spirit of compromise I can go with an unzipped presidential fly......
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if the president agrees to Full Commando!
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Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #12)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:28 PM
longship (17,606 posts)
21. Nah! Everybody knows it starts at the precinct level.
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You have to do it like Robertson and Falwell did in the late 70's, early 80's, on precinct at a time.
If you get the precinct delegates, you have the county convention. If you have the county, you have the district convention. If you have the districts, you have the state convention. If you have the states, you have the national convention. That's how they did it. Democrats, and apparently nudists, still haven't learned that. But I wonder which party will be the first. I am going to go to battle with the "Free Beer" party. We'll just see whether those nudists can stand up to political pressure. But I wouldn't dismiss the forming a Nudist/Free Beer coalition. Can't lose. Plus the national convention would overwhelm the TV ratings for many years, I would imagine. How could we not do this? |
Response to longship (Reply #21)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:38 PM
riderinthestorm (13,153 posts)
27. Free Beer AND Wine party then I'm in. Totally in. Nudists and all.
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I might be hard on the eyes nude but I trust Swamp Lover is totally hot so we're good to go on that front (heh, I'll be here all night!)
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Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #12)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:31 PM
GoneOffShore (11,118 posts)
22. You did that so well. Though
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Had you numbered the traditions and made more reference to how no one has a chance to change things it would have been closer to the original.
And then smacked him for being a nudist. And told him to shut up and eat his peas. |
Response to GoneOffShore (Reply #22)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:36 PM
riderinthestorm (13,153 posts)
25. "Nudists are their own worst enemies!!111"
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Fixed!
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Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #25)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:37 PM
GoneOffShore (11,118 posts)
26. Fixed that beautifully.
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Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #12)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:05 PM
Politicub (5,842 posts)
40. You could try to get OFA to join your cause
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:12 PM
freshwest (31,328 posts)
15. In consolation and solidarity with the wet and wild ones:
Hope this makes you feel better. |
Response to freshwest (Reply #15)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:45 PM
patrice (47,311 posts)
28. THANKS!! & Yes, it does!
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:12 PM
RichGirl (3,657 posts)
16. Although I'm not a nudist...
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I would be totally OKAY with the president stripping down to pander to nudists.
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Response to RichGirl (Reply #16)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:16 PM
riderinthestorm (13,153 posts)
17. Me too!! And Michelle!
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:18 PM
Whisp (17,167 posts)
18. lol. what made you say this?
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Last edited Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:19 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) DU members still griping about something or other the President didn't do for them? Maybe wipe their asses this morning?
I'll donate a bowl of corn flakes so they can piss in it at their convenience. ![]() |
Response to Whisp (Reply #18)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:24 PM
Swamp Lover (400 posts)
20. I find your high carbohydrate and gluten laden suggestion offensive.
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Given some time, I will be able to figure out how your gesture represents how Pres. Obama has disappointed me somehow. But right now I'm still chewing on the nudity slight.
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Response to Whisp (Reply #18)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:56 PM
UnrepentantLiberal (11,700 posts)
50. This:
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:19 PM
bluestate10 (8,570 posts)
19. Alrighty. Try saying that standing nude in 15 degree weather. I had on lots of clothing
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today and was chilled to the bone.
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:32 PM
sad-cafe (647 posts)
23. haha
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love it
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:36 PM
ZombieHorde (23,842 posts)
24. Sure, but men standing naked in cold weather is not very flattering. nt
Response to ZombieHorde (Reply #24)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:59 PM
Tarheel_Dem (16,623 posts)
37. Going out on a limb here, I think this President might be the exception!
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Response to Tarheel_Dem (Reply #37)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:59 PM
Bucky (41,517 posts)
53. "out on a limb"
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shame on you
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Response to Bucky (Reply #53)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 08:02 PM
Tarheel_Dem (16,623 posts)
55. I know. Sorry. I'm ashamed. So ashamed.
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Response to Tarheel_Dem (Reply #37)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 08:52 PM
ZombieHorde (23,842 posts)
64. Possibly. Hehe. nt
Response to ZombieHorde (Reply #24)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:58 PM
louis-t (12,498 posts)
51. "I was in the pool!!!"
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Significant shrinkage.
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Response to louis-t (Reply #51)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 08:48 PM
ZombieHorde (23,842 posts)
63. That was so funny. nt
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:46 PM
struggle4progress (71,465 posts)
29. knr
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:47 PM
patrice (47,311 posts)
31. K&R for Solidarity with Clothing Resistance!
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:48 PM
JI7 (40,061 posts)
32. i guess this would be a place to mention how good the President was looking
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my favorite part of all of this is just watching him and seeing him react to everything.
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:49 PM
malaise (105,959 posts)
33. Great post
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:56 PM
ProSense (98,100 posts)
35. Oh brother.
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This demand for nudity sounds like a RW talking point. Are you trying to expose the President?
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:57 PM
stultusporcos (327 posts)
36. It was cold in DC major shrinkage weather do we REALLY want the POTUS nude on a cold day?
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Have a heart he is a man and want man wants to be seen nude with major shrinkage?
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:04 PM
Politicub (5,842 posts)
39. I changed the channel when he didn't mention dogs
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Last edited Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:04 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) Why didn't he throw the canine Americans a bone?
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:12 PM
Deep13 (37,206 posts)
41. It was a real let down. nt
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:14 PM
fadedrose (5,955 posts)
42. *I* think he should get a partial denture and one knee replacement.
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He never thinks of anyone but himself, right nudie?
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:26 PM
ReRe (2,849 posts)
43. You forgot the sarcasm thingy...
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:31 PM
Towlie (1,691 posts)
44. "But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked." - Bob Dylan
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:34 PM
11 Bravo (15,427 posts)
45. Brilliant! K&R!
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:50 PM
Autumn (11,280 posts)
47. That was a silly thing to do. I just put on my xray glasses.
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It made the whole thing more bearable. Except for the one time I saw newt, then I had to hug the porcelain god for an hour. Otherwise it was great.
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:51 PM
adieu (472 posts)
48. You go right ahead and go nekkid
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in January in Washington DC, outdoors. That'll last all of 3 seconds.
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:51 PM
FleetwoodMac (351 posts)
49. Perhaps this will console you...
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:58 PM
Bucky (41,517 posts)
52. Good news! There are members of Congress who support your lifestyle choice
Nay, revel in it |
Response to Bucky (Reply #52)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 08:02 PM
bluestate10 (8,570 posts)
54. Scuse me while I throw up. nt
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 08:04 PM
Puha Ekapi (278 posts)
56. LOL!!!
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Good one
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 08:12 PM
CranialRectaLoopback (123 posts)
57. While that is marginally funny
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I think that had the President promised to go bare chested and instead merely wore short sleeves you might feel disappointment.
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 08:19 PM
Canuckistanian (42,189 posts)
58. Not sure of the nudist demographics
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But I'd still put the numbers above the Tea Party membership.
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 08:35 PM
Th1onein (5,437 posts)
60. I did, too. For the same reason.
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Sort of. You see, it is my fondest desire to see President Obama in the nude. Of course, I would rather that we be alone, in some nice hotel room, with a bottle of bubbly on ice, and scented candles burning, rose petals scattered on the sheets....well, you know what I mean.
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 08:46 PM
yurbud (31,395 posts)
61. given the weather, any part exposed might have to be amputated for frostbite.
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so his frontal would never be full again.
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 08:47 PM
BlancheSplanchnik (7,705 posts)
62. He promised transparency......
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The least he could do is wear a saran wrap suit!
Grrrrrrrrrr. Grumble grumble. |
Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #62)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 08:58 PM
Swamp Lover (400 posts)
65. good point
Response to Swamp Lover (Reply #65)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 09:06 PM
BlancheSplanchnik (7,705 posts)
67. yeah
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Grrrrrrr. Rasafrassa frubbagruggle argle. Bargle!
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 09:05 PM
cordelia (1,599 posts)
66. Well done! n/t
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:03 PM
emulatorloo (24,202 posts)
69. Excellent!
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Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Tue Jan 22, 2013, 04:46 PM
Scootaloo (5,842 posts)
70. It was done for the safety of the crowds
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Without the constriction of the specially-tailored presidential slacks, reliant on DARPA interdimensional research, it's likely that he would have crushed several hundred people at a time with his simply massive testicles whenever he turned this way or that.
Please don't be offended; be thankful that the US Capitol was spared such a daikaiju disaster. |
Response to Swamp Lover (Original post)
Tue Jan 22, 2013, 05:07 PM
Coolest Ranger (331 posts)




Nay, revel in it