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Mon Jan 21, 2013, 09:27 AM

Happy Mitch McConnell EPIC FAIL DAY!!!!111





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Reply Happy Mitch McConnell EPIC FAIL DAY!!!!111 (Original post)
jpak Jan 2013 OP
Lifelong Protester Jan 2013 #1
whistler162 Jan 2013 #2
jpak Jan 2013 #4
amuse bouche Jan 2013 #8
titanicdave Jan 2013 #9
BumRushDaShow Jan 2013 #11
valerief Jan 2013 #18
flamingdem Jan 2013 #34
Arugula Latte Jan 2013 #35
world wide wally Jan 2013 #44
lunatica Jan 2013 #3
lastlib Jan 2013 #6
lunatica Jan 2013 #7
pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #17
flamingdem Jan 2013 #37
calimary Jan 2013 #31
Dark n Stormy Knight Jan 2013 #62
malaise Jan 2013 #5
treestar Jan 2013 #10
MoonRiver Jan 2013 #12
freshwest Jan 2013 #13
stevenleser Jan 2013 #27
Bernardo de La Paz Jan 2013 #43
freshwest Jan 2013 #47
mountain grammy Jan 2013 #14
freshwest Jan 2013 #30
awoke_in_2003 Jan 2013 #54
freshwest Jan 2013 #55
awoke_in_2003 Jan 2013 #56
hopemountain Jan 2013 #59
awoke_in_2003 Jan 2013 #60
Berlum Jan 2013 #15
volstork Jan 2013 #16
Evergreen Emerald Jan 2013 #19
ellisonz Jan 2013 #20
ReRe Jan 2013 #21
11 Bravo Jan 2013 #39
ReRe Jan 2013 #41
world wide wally Jan 2013 #45
ReRe Jan 2013 #46
world wide wally Jan 2013 #64
Manifestor_of_Light Jan 2013 #58
bullwinkle428 Jan 2013 #22
samsingh Jan 2013 #23
Joe Bacon Jan 2013 #24
DinahMoeHum Jan 2013 #25
LineReply !
hedgehog Jan 2013 #26
rocktivity Jan 2013 #28
Historic NY Jan 2013 #29
Lex Jan 2013 #32
Scurrilous Jan 2013 #33
Initech Jan 2013 #36
jpak Jan 2013 #38
SunSeeker Jan 2013 #40
Rain Mcloud Jan 2013 #42
Cha Jan 2013 #48
jpak Jan 2013 #49
Cha Jan 2013 #50
Boomerproud Jan 2013 #51
cheezmaka Jan 2013 #52
Blue Owl Jan 2013 #53
shenmue Jan 2013 #57
polynomial Jan 2013 #61
KansDem Jan 2013 #63

Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 09:34 AM

1. "And for my next trick,

I'll turn the Grand Canyon into a swimming hole"

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 09:35 AM

2. and a happy nonsensical post day to you!

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Response to whistler162 (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 09:42 AM

4. The faces of FAIL









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Response to jpak (Reply #4)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:05 AM

8. Hilarious

even though I do like real turtles

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Response to jpak (Reply #4)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:22 AM

9. WOW..........

the human turtle hybrid really does exist........and he failed miserably...........how sweet it is

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Response to jpak (Reply #4)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:24 AM

11. !!!!

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Response to jpak (Reply #4)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:46 AM

18. Feeding on lettuce!!!!

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Response to jpak (Reply #4)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 01:25 PM

34. these are hysterical

I'd put them on facebook but some people are so "sensitive" today

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Response to jpak (Reply #4)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 01:27 PM

35. He played the shell game and lost.

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #35)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 04:27 PM

44. The penguins are as good as the McConnell pics

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 09:40 AM

3. You think they're having another secret meeting today?

I think they are. Only this time they'll decide to double down because they didn't try hard enough the last 4 years.

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Response to lunatica (Reply #3)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:02 AM

6. this time they're trying to make sure Obama's a two-term president...

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Response to lastlib (Reply #6)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:04 AM

7. LOL!

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Response to lastlib (Reply #6)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:42 AM

17. Will they succeed?

CNN says it's too close to call.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #17)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 01:30 PM

37. All that Cnn horse race talk - ha

It was a donkey race and we were really winning the whole way

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Response to lastlib (Reply #6)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 01:23 PM

31. ROFL!!! Yeah! How's that "we'll make him a one-term president" stuff workin' out for ya, mitch?

GOOD job!

Did you catch a glimpse of him on the Inaugural Platform, a few rows back, looking glum and serious as could be? And boner, too, looking like he was working hard not to cry.

I noticed the wrongneys were NOT there. Wonder why? Their car elevator more important, I suppose? I remember when Al Gore, and then John Kerry, too, were there after it was taken from them. They were man enough to show up. What's with Mr. and Mrs. Money-Weasels? Sore Losermen?

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Response to calimary (Reply #31)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 01:22 AM

62. Whoah! I had not even thought to look for Queen Anne and her robo sugar daddy.

Seriously, they didn't attend? Still can't face it? Oh well, their loss!

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 09:44 AM

5. He should have stepped down the day after Obama won again

Hey there turtle loser!!!

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:23 AM

10. Yes it is!!1

He set himself up for that one, did old Mitch!

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:26 AM

12. Hi ya Mitch!

Welcome to Turtle Hell, population one.

REAL turtles don't commit treason.

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:27 AM

13. First of many...



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Response to freshwest (Reply #13)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 12:13 PM

27. Stolen and thoroughly shared! nt

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Response to freshwest (Reply #13)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 04:24 PM

43. McConnell vows to make Obama TwoTerm President because he & T/GOP think Obama is dictator

They are convinced he will suspend the Constitution during the Civil War 2 that the Ts are ready to start.

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Response to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #43)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 04:50 PM

47. I think Obama needs the same amount of time FDR had to get us out of this mess.

But that's just me. I doubt Obama could be talked into another term anyway. Maybe Mitch has been reading DU.

Many people are missing 'tough guy' Shrub for all the wrong reasons if they expect a Democrat to act like a dictator.



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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:28 AM

14. my mission, to make sure McConnell doesn't get another term!

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Response to mountain grammy (Reply #14)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 12:59 PM

30. Thank you. Great for the whole country.



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Response to freshwest (Reply #30)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:40 PM

54. I am a straight man...

but can understand why many women dig Patrick Stewart. (I am also an original Star Trek guy)

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Response to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #54)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:44 PM

55. OST here, too. I got busy with life and missed most of the newer ones. But they went much longer.

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Response to freshwest (Reply #55)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:58 PM

56. My father was a Next Gen guy...

but I was always working when they were on. I have contemplated buying the series.

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Response to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #56)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 12:25 AM

59. lol. i was going to post the exact same thing!

dad was a huge star trek fan. and he would have been thrilled with President Obama's election. my dad was a chicano indian joe biden...lol.

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Response to hopemountain (Reply #59)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 12:32 AM

60. My dad is a flaming lib....

who I used to think was crazy. It is funny how the older I get the smarter my old man is.

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:35 AM

15. Score another FAIL for the Republicans who oppose America

You richly deserve your fail.

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:39 AM

16. EVERY day

is an epic fail day for turtleboy

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:59 AM

19. bwaahahahaha

I will drink to that!

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 11:02 AM

20. WHEEEEE

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 11:12 AM

21. An extra-special Fuck You from your home state of KENTUCKY.....

K&R

.....since you forgot where you came from. Mitch McConnell will go down as the absolute worst Senator in the history of Kentucky Senators as well as the absolute worst U.S. Senator in the history of the Senate in the United States Congress!

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Response to ReRe (Reply #21)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 02:38 PM

39. Well, Rand Paul is giving him a run for his money, but for now it's still Turtle Boy by a beak.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Reply #39)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 03:35 PM

41. One at a time...

...this thread is devoted to the Epic Fail of allllll time, Mitch McConnell.

In years, Rand Paul has a long way to go to catch up to Mitch. In horse sense? He's neck 'n neck with him, if you will pardon the horse race pun...

I reiterate, Fuck Mitch McConnell, the worst Senator in Kentucky's History!

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Response to ReRe (Reply #41)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 04:30 PM

45. WTF is it with Kentucky?.. Can they secede?

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Response to world wide wally (Reply #45)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 04:37 PM

46. Not unless they want to start a Civil War....

...and I don't think they will go that far.

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Response to ReRe (Reply #46)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 01:44 AM

64. Just wishful thinking on my part

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Response to 11 Bravo (Reply #39)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 11:39 PM

58. Typewriter Boy has lots of time to mess up.

Ayn Rand got her nom de plume from her typewriter, a Remington Rand.

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 11:16 AM

22. What are you? Some kind of anti-turtite?



K&R.

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 11:24 AM

23. kick

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 11:56 AM

24. I'm sure the gang will be meeting tonight!

Planning to stop Obama from getting a third term, even though they're too stupid to realize that it's already in the Constitution!

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 12:06 PM

25. Ditch Mitch! (clap clap) Ditch Mitch! (clap clap)

etc.

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 12:09 PM

26. !

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 12:17 PM

28. Gloat-licious!


rocktivity

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 12:40 PM

29. SNORT!!

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 01:24 PM

32. How'd that work out for you, Mitch?

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 01:24 PM

33. K & R

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 01:29 PM

36. Epic fail for the tea party!!!

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 02:10 PM

38. locking

Turtle abuse

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 03:28 PM

40. Suck it, turdtle!

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 03:51 PM

42. The sound of FAIL!

 

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 05:17 PM

48. Thank you, jpak, for bringing

that to our Attention!

I wondered earlier today.. what is that epic Fail gang planning for the next four years on Inauguration Day? Exponentially more Obstruction and Whining?

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Response to Cha (Reply #48)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 05:40 PM

49. 120,000 posts

we are not worthy!

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Response to jpak (Reply #49)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 05:46 PM

50. lol babylonsistah is at 142,526!

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 06:16 PM

51. I just watched 5 minutes of Faux News snarkfest.

I'm sure Mitch was invited to the pity party tonight.

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:19 PM

52. I'll be happier...

when it's "Happy Mitch McConnell fail day!" IN 2014!

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:26 PM

53. Give that fuck a good ol' fashioned shell-ackin'

n/t

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 11:16 PM

57. It's also Michelle Bachmann Fail Day

Ha ha, Pres. Obama did get a second term! So there!

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 12:33 AM

61. Mitch McConnell must be inspired

The cantankerous goat Mitch McConnell must be inspired to dig in for more continuous complaining, faultfinding, and the too big to fail political rhetorical prosody strokes. Mitch knows a gimme when he is surrounded by more money from the Federal Reserve at tee off time. Heave ho, this is better than a hole in one, it’s bankrupt and bail.

The business plan for America via the Republican Conservative Wahhabi cable television channel Fox News. The programming corporation in sweet oil sands of Dubai. You know Fox news is forty nine percent owned by the Arabs. I am beginning to believe they own the Geico lizard too.

“You who” did you get that. Plus those Wahhabi Muslim Arabs think all American’s are infidels and should be wiped off the earth. That means truck drivers too, they are the best to irritate and argue with. Rush Limbaugh has been playing that crowd for decades. Every day that guy Michael Medved is on a rant. Obama can never do anything good. Sometime I think Medved has a ptosis issue.

Medved squints far too much, or he was poisoned by the black mamba. Or, maybe somebody put that poison in the tea party pot, they all act really screwy.

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Response to jpak (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 04:33 AM

63. BREAKING!!! Republicans vow to make Obama a "two-term President!"



Mitch McConnell in 2010: The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.

Mitch McConnell today: The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a two-term president.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/post/when-did-mcconnell-say-he-wanted-to-make-obama-a-one-term-president/2012/09/24/79fd5cd8-0696-11e2-afff-d6c7f20a83bf_blog.html

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