Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

FourScore

(9,704 posts)
Sun Jan 20, 2013, 12:54 AM Jan 2013

NRA Objects to President Getting to Live in Big, Fancy White Mansion


The Prez's fancy digs



LaPierre was shocked

NRA Objects to President Getting to Live in Big, Fancy White Mansion
Fairfax, VA

Following their objections to the President’s children receiving armed guards (see video), the NRA has now discovered that President Obama also gets to live in a “big, fancy white mansion” on Pennsylvania Avenue.
NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre reported yesterday that, after a thorough investigation, NRA researchers have determined that the President receives many things that the average US citizen does not.

“Did you know, for instance,” Mr. LaPierre told reporters, “that the President gets to fly on private planes and that – like his children – he is also protected by armed guards? If armed guards are good enough for the President, why can’t we all have armed guards?”

But Mr. LaPierre wasn’t done. He went on to list several Presidential perks not available to the rest of us, including command of the military, a private gym, access to state dinners, and even a band that plays a special song for him when he enters a room.

But the biggest revelation to LaPierre and other leaders of the NRA was that the President gets to live in a beautiful, gated mansion right in the heart of DC.

“The President,” LaPierre said, “lives in a house with 132 rooms, a team of cooks, a swimming pool, a movie theater, and even a bowling alley. And do you know who protects all of this? People with guns, that’s who! They tried to cover it up – in fact, they even call themselves the Secret Service. But our crack researchers were able to find-out about it anyway. So, I say to you, Mr. President: How do you explain yourself?”

As of yet, there has been no response from the White House.

-Juan Caldera, Ross Rants reporter

http://www.rossrants.com/NRA-Objects-to-President-Getting-to-Live-in-Big--Fancy-White-Mansion.html
8 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
NRA Objects to President Getting to Live in Big, Fancy White Mansion (Original Post) FourScore Jan 2013 OP
Ummm cuz, ummm cuz 2naSalit Jan 2013 #1
The Onion or Borowitz? uppityperson Jan 2013 #2
A site called "rossrants". n/t FourScore Jan 2013 #6
Perhaps LaPierre should storm that fancy house and take it back from the black man he hates Angry Dragon Jan 2013 #3
"Chocolate City" by Parliament Funkadelic playing in the background NightWatcher Jan 2013 #4
kick samsingh Jan 2013 #5
Right on TxDemChem Jan 2013 #7
K&R SunSeeker Jan 2013 #8

2naSalit

(86,056 posts)
1. Ummm cuz, ummm cuz
Sun Jan 20, 2013, 12:59 AM
Jan 2013

ummm...cuz he's the President? And all the Presidents get to live there until they aren't the President anymore? What is he saying... that Barak Obama can't live in the President's house because ummm, well, you know?



Is there a place where this guy can get a brain this late in the game?

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)
3. Perhaps LaPierre should storm that fancy house and take it back from the black man he hates
Sun Jan 20, 2013, 01:09 AM
Jan 2013

We could sell tickets and bring down the debt

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
4. "Chocolate City" by Parliament Funkadelic playing in the background
Sun Jan 20, 2013, 01:12 AM
Jan 2013

They still call it the White House, but that's a temporary condition.

TxDemChem

(1,918 posts)
7. Right on
Sun Jan 20, 2013, 01:52 AM
Jan 2013

And Michelle gets to walk around with two guns everywhere she goes. Right to bare arms! Corny, I know.

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»NRA Objects to President ...