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Fri Jan 18, 2013, 04:41 PM

Dear DU:

My Husband fools around so much outside of our marriage that I don't know if my last child was his. What should I do?

Signed,
Freeper Lady

In memory of Ann Landers...

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 04:43 PM

1. IBTL.

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Response to TexasTowelie (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 05:45 PM

6. I hope she wasn't blonde...LOL...

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 04:52 PM

2. You are what you are & you ain't what you ain't.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 04:56 PM

3. Move at least 200 miles away ...

... if you still have the same mailman, you may have a problem.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 04:56 PM

4. Dear Fr Lady, Get a DNA sample from Rush Limbaugh.

Then after you tell us how that one went, get a book on biology not approved of by Pat Robertson.

--Dan Landers
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Response to Kurovski (Reply #4)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 06:10 PM

9. Yep. Columnist Dano Landers has never steered us wrong. Except, possibly, for when

he "advised" Nellie Belle that in order to have a handsome first born son, she'd need bury a potatoe in the back yard during a full moon and set a-light Dano Lander'erses' neighbor's unsightly storage shed and was debatably one foot over the property line. Some folks didn't think that was too helpful. It was an ugly shed, tho.

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Response to myrna minx (Reply #9)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 06:30 PM

11. "book 'em"

Feeling better?

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #11)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 06:34 PM

12. Yes, my fevered delirium has abated a bit. I made it through the whole work day.

Now it's time to take it easy and "fact check" the real news against what I may have invented.

Thanks for checking in on me.

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Response to myrna minx (Reply #12)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 06:57 PM

14. Good to hear.

thanks again for "spicing up my life" baby!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 05:00 PM

5. One of my faves to Ann Landers:

"Two women in their late thirties moved in across the hall. They are both single, and seem to do everything together. I never see them with any dates or boyfriends. Do you think they're Lebanese?"

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Response to Summer Hathaway (Reply #5)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 06:03 PM

8. lol. I did some googling and found a new favourite for me: and it's pertinent to a politics forum to

so this one post can possibly save the whole thread from SoP rules. ha.


Dear Abby: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I canít afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Have you any suggestions? ó M.J.B. in Oakland, Calif.

Dear M.J.B.: Yes. Run for a public office.


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Response to Whisp (Reply #8)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 06:14 PM

10. How true!

Both Abby and Landers were lifelong Democrats, BTW.

Just doing my part to meet the SOP of GD.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 05:55 PM

7. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 06:50 PM

13. Dear Freeper, good news. While you may not agree with all the 2A rwnj, they have created an

opportunity for women like you. Never before have so many unrelegulated, untraceable weapons been for sale on the open market. Let your conscience be your guide.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 07:37 PM

15. Well, if you're not a super model, it's your own damned fault, you slattern! Love, Pat Robertson

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Response to 11 Bravo (Reply #15)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 08:34 PM

16. +100 LOL

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