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Thu Jan 17, 2013, 07:50 PM

Most anti-gun-regulation arguments rest on the belief that swarms of ninjas plan to attack us.

And I will gladly concede the argument that, should there be a sudden outbreak of swarms of ninjas attacking, say, my place of business or recreation, a 30 round magazine semi-automatic will be just the tool for just that situation. In the meantime, however, I'm a little more concerned about red-faced screaming lunatics like Alex Jones and smarmy Machivellis like Wayne LaPierre walking around fully loaded and half cocked.

But that's just me.

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Reply Most anti-gun-regulation arguments rest on the belief that swarms of ninjas plan to attack us. (Original post)
Bucky Jan 2013 OP
a geek named Bob Jan 2013 #1
alcibiades_mystery Jan 2013 #2
The Magistrate Jan 2013 #8
ZombieHorde Jan 2013 #3
Zoeisright Jan 2013 #4
Glassunion Jan 2013 #5
SirRevolutionary Jan 2013 #6
Bonhomme Richard Jan 2013 #7
kairos12 Jan 2013 #9
arcane1 Jan 2013 #10

Response to Bucky (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 07:52 PM

1. er...

 

in the event that the shinobi intend to attack you, why would they show up in swarms?

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 07:58 PM

2. It's not swarms of *ninjas* the gun nuts fear, but the operative color of the imagined swarm

is certainly black.

Just sayin'...

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Response to alcibiades_mystery (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 08:13 PM

8. Hear Hear, Sir

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 07:59 PM

3. Funny. nt

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 07:59 PM

4. Yep, paranoid, delusional,

and scared little twerps who think their precious will save them. From everything.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 08:00 PM

5. Not ninjas... Try a different n-word.

That's the real fear.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 08:02 PM

6. This premise is wrong

it's hordes of zombies they're afraid of, not swarms of ninjas.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 08:05 PM

7. I'm more afraid of the legal gun owner that......

Wakes up on the crazy side of the bed in the morning. Zombies...not so much.

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Response to Bonhomme Richard (Reply #7)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 09:08 PM

9. You Are Correct Sir

Zombie Barney Fifes, not with one bullet, but with an AR-15 with 30 rounds "protecting" the mall while stuffing their faces with pretzels and soda, that I fear.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 10:24 PM

10. It seems the most ostensibly patriotic people in the "Home of the Brave" live in fear

Constant fear. Media-stoked fear.

Underlying all of that is the fact that they've been fucked-over along with the rest of us all these years, but they blame it on imaginary causes and perpetrators

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