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Thu Jan 17, 2013, 11:31 AM

Check in here if the United Nations Troops kicked down your door and took your guns!

If not...you better get back in your bunker...shhh!...did you hear that?....I think someone's coming...

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 11:34 AM

1. They took my guns from my cold, dead hands.

But I got better.

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 11:35 AM

2. I just got an email saying they were coming soon

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 11:35 AM

3. They didn't do that yet ...

... but they made me get a sex change, praise Allah, get gay-married, trade my Dodge truck for a bicycle, and speak French.

Be scurred! Be verrry scurrred!

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Response to Newsjock (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 11:44 AM

8. Yep, it's all part of that damn gay agenda. They made me eat salads and quiche! n/t

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 11:36 AM

4. The dreaded Blue Helmets!

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 11:40 AM

5. I think they're tunneling under my house. And voices told me to grab my gun and stroke it some. n/t

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 11:41 AM

6. They didn't kick down my door. They said there were selling Girl Scout cookies

They're sneaky, those foreigners.

But the cookies were delicious.

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 11:42 AM

7. AAAEEEEEEIIIIIIII!!!

There's a group of guys across the street from me right NOW,in blue hard hats!!....ManoMAnoMAn whu am I gunna do!?!?!?..Oh.......It's a Cablevision crew.......Nevermind...

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 11:48 AM

9. I would be pretty damn peeved

if that happened, since I don't have any guns. I don't want to lose my security deposit so they better fix the door before they leave.

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 11:48 AM

10. Wishful Thinking By Gun Militants.


Seriously, they really want it to happen. That way, they can activate Fantasy No.67---it's a lot like "Red Dawn," except not nearly as well-acted.....

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 11:50 AM

11. They let me keep the guns, but made me switch to CFL light bulbs.

They sure know how to hurt a guy.

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 12:33 PM

12. I told them I was breast feeding a group of Jehovah's Witnesses,

so they wished me well and said they'd come back at a better time.

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 12:51 PM

13. I'm sorry, the experience was much too traumatic...

... I have to go see my therapist now. Shame on you for stirring up such awful memories!

-- Mal

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Response to jorno67 (Original post)

Thu Jan 17, 2013, 01:05 PM

14. OMG! OMG! OMG the BLACK HELICOPTERS are hovering outside!!!!

I didn't see'em coming cause I was busy learning my wife not to make spaghetti two nights in a row!

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