Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:28 PM
babylonsister (144,180 posts)
Republicans Accuse Obama of Using Position as President to Lead CountryJanuary 15, 2013 Republicans Accuse Obama of Using Position as President to Lead Country
WASHINGTON —Responding to reports that President Obama is considering signing as many as nineteen executive orders on gun control, Republicans in Congress unleashed a blistering attack on him today, accusing Mr. Obama of “cynically and systematically using his position as President to lead the country.” Spearheading the offensive was Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas), who charged the President with the “wanton exploitation of powers that are legally granted to him under the U.S. Constitution.” Calling him the “Law Professor-in-Chief,” Rep. Stockman accused Mr. Obama of “manipulating a little-known section of the Constitution,” Article II, which outlines the power of the President. “President Obama looks down the list of all of the powers that are legally his and he’s like a kid in a candy store,” Rep. Stockman said. “It’s nauseating.” The Texas congressman said that if Mr. Obama persists in executing the office of the Presidency as defined by the Constitution, he could face “impeachment and/or deportation.” Noting that the President has not yet signed the executive orders on gun control, Rep. Stockman said that he hoped his stern words would serve as a wake-up call to Mr. Obama: “Mr. President, there’s still time for you to get in line. But if you continue to fulfill the duties of President of the United States that are expressly permitted in the Constitution, you are playing with fire.” http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/republicans-accuse-obama-of-using-position-as-president-to-lead-country.html
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31 replies, 3558 views
| Author | Time | Post | |
| babylonsister | Jan 2013 | OP | |
| Spider Jerusalem | Jan 2013 | #1 | |
| Why Syzygy | Jan 2013 | #15 | |
| Kurovski | Jan 2013 | #22 | |
| Why Syzygy | Jan 2013 | #23 | |
| Rex | Jan 2013 | #2 | |
| greatauntoftriplets | Jan 2013 | #3 | |
| Buzz Clik | Jan 2013 | #4 | |
| freshwest | Jan 2013 | #17 | |
| pinto | Jan 2013 | #5 | |
| bpositive | Jan 2013 | #6 | |
| Silent3 | Jan 2013 | #11 | |
| Xipe Totec | Jan 2013 | #7 | |
| jwirr | Jan 2013 | #8 | |
| freshwest | Jan 2013 | #19 | |
| TwilightGardener | Jan 2013 | #9 | |
| Cha | Jan 2013 | #10 | |
| appleannie1 | Jan 2013 | #12 | |
| catbyte | Jan 2013 | #13 | |
| ballaratocker | Jan 2013 | #14 | |
| heaven05 | Jan 2013 | #16 | |
| wandy | Jan 2013 | #18 | |
| eppur_se_muova | Jan 2013 | #20 | |
| AlbertCat | Jan 2013 | #21 | |
| Samantha | Jan 2013 | #24 | |
| scarletwoman | Jan 2013 | #25 | |
| indepat | Jan 2013 | #26 | |
| malaise | Jan 2013 | #27 | |
| sad-cafe | Jan 2013 | #28 | |
| applegrove | Jan 2013 | #29 | |
| yodermon | Jan 2013 | #30 | |
| Scurrilous | Jan 2013 | #31 |
Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:30 PM
Spider Jerusalem (15,380 posts)
1. I'm shocked, I was sure this would be from the Onion
Response to Spider Jerusalem (Reply #1)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 05:07 PM
Why Syzygy (18,733 posts)
15. Same thing
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Borowitz
I truly hate political satire. |
Response to Why Syzygy (Reply #15)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 06:19 PM
Kurovski (33,249 posts)
22. And the circle is complete...
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political satire is hatred of politics.
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Response to Kurovski (Reply #22)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 07:03 PM
Why Syzygy (18,733 posts)
23. hmmm ..
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I can see that point of view.
The best satire ever was the video the Onion did of Dub's cock strut on his Mission Accomplished performance. Song: "Bad to the Bone" .. now that's entertainment! |
Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:31 PM
Rex (34,650 posts)
2. Good stuff!
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:34 PM
greatauntoftriplets (129,620 posts)
3. LOL. Before I saw that this was Andy Borowitz...
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I was thinking that I wouldn't put anything past the Republicans. There's a big grain of truth in there.
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:34 PM
Buzz Clik (28,817 posts)
4. Funny. A lot of DUers would never make that accusation.
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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #4)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 05:24 PM
freshwest (31,463 posts)
17. You got that right...
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:35 PM
pinto (97,892 posts)
5. LOL. Touché.
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:36 PM
bpositive (125 posts)
6. I thought this was from the onion
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Is it? Really?
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Response to bpositive (Reply #6)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:47 PM
Silent3 (6,810 posts)
11. Not the Onion, but the Borowitz Report is pretty much the same thing.
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I got fooled by the Borowitz Report once before, but I've learned by lesson.
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:37 PM
Xipe Totec (29,818 posts)
7. “impeachment and/or deportation.” I nearly choked on my own tongue when I red it
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:42 PM
jwirr (20,912 posts)
8. THAT is rich. They are idiots.
Response to jwirr (Reply #8)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 05:27 PM
freshwest (31,463 posts)
19. It's satire. You haven't heard them use good English like that, have you?
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That's from Andy Borowitz, on Twitter he's like the Onion.
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:44 PM
TwilightGardener (39,681 posts)
9. LOL.
Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:44 PM
Cha (124,577 posts)
10. republiCons can all take dick cheney and john boner's advice
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to Senators Leahy and Reid and go fuck themselves en masse.
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:55 PM
appleannie1 (2,985 posts)
12. Just last month they said he did not lead. Which do they want? Ah a Borowitz piece.
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 04:59 PM
catbyte (3,945 posts)
13. I love Andy Borowitz
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 05:03 PM
ballaratocker (122 posts)
14. Ditto.
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I thought this was the Onion.
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 05:22 PM
heaven05 (2,372 posts)
16. bush the lessor
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Last edited Tue Jan 15, 2013, 05:23 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) bush the lessor used signing orders a lot to circumvent democrats. And he wasn't even a leader, of any kind.
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 05:24 PM
wandy (1,531 posts)
18. Sad to see that Andy Borowitz is getting a bit lazy. All he did was just add a few words.....
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See.
“The White House’s recent announcement they will use executive orders and executive actions to infringe on our constitutionally-protected right to keep and bear arms is an unconstitutional and unconscionable attack on the very founding principles of this republic,” Stockman said in a statement. “I will seek to thwart this action by any means necessary, including but not limited to eliminating funding for implementation, defunding the White House, and even filing articles of impeachment.”
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/01/impeach-obama-guns-steve-stockman.php Which is real and which is illusion. Which is satire and which is the BS Teapublicans spew. Getting harder and harder to tell the difference. |
Response to wandy (Reply #18)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 06:05 PM
AlbertCat (10,450 posts)
21. Sad to see that Andy Borowitz is getting a bit lazy.
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Last edited Tue Jan 15, 2013, 06:06 PM USA/ET - Edit history (2) Why burden yourself with extra work.... when the jokes write themselves?
I mean, Tina Fey just literally quoted Palin!... and it was hysterical. |
Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 07:25 PM
Samantha (5,997 posts)
24. Stockman is a Tea Party candidate who enjoyed the endorsement of Freedom Works
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so looks like he will be dancing with those who "brung" him....
Sam |
Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 07:39 PM
scarletwoman (25,192 posts)
25. I knew it had to be Borowitz as soon as I read your subject line. I LUV that guy's stuff!
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Thanks for posting this!
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 07:39 PM
indepat (18,909 posts)
26. Averred in an earlier post that I would not label Congressman Stockman an
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asshole, but I dissembled 'cause I'm for sure calling him an asshole here and now.
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 07:43 PM
malaise (106,044 posts)
27. This is too good
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Rec
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 08:24 PM
sad-cafe (668 posts)
28. the stupid
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it hurts
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Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 09:43 PM
applegrove (58,429 posts)
29. LOL!
Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Jan 15, 2013, 10:00 PM
yodermon (4,770 posts)
30. Lately I've found that Borowitz's satire is a split-second more believable than the Onion's. n/t
Response to babylonsister (Original post)
Wed Jan 16, 2013, 12:33 AM
Scurrilous (24,652 posts)
31. LOL
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