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Sat Jan 12, 2013, 09:24 PM

Government Agencies Just Buying Each Other Hookers Now

Remember back in April, when the Secret Service got in trouble because it was not only hiring hookers, but refusing to pay them? They were not even being scrupulous about their unscrupulous deeds!

A bunch of people got fired, and everybody forgot and moved onto the next national security crisis, and then Benghazi, probably, and the election, and then still Benghazi, and… oh, nevermind. Anyway, turns out that CIA Secret hooker? She was hired by the DEA. I KNOW.

That’s right — the Drug Enforcement Agency hired a Colombian hooker for President Obama’s advance team. The same agency that brought you the revelation of heroin being just as bad as weed is now bringing ladies of the night to the Secret Service, for secret services!

From NBC:

Two U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration agents “facilitated a sexual encounter” between a prostitute and a U.S. Secret Service agent days before President Barack Obama visited Colombia for a summit meeting in April 2012, according to a Justice Department investigation obtained exclusively by NBC News.

Read more at Wonkette

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Unknown Beatle Jan 2013 OP
Kurovski Jan 2013 #1
In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #2
ROBROX Jan 2013 #3
siligut Jan 2013 #4
Kurovski Jan 2013 #6
kenny blankenship Jan 2013 #5

Response to Unknown Beatle (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 09:30 PM

1. Not jus' tappin' wires, yo.

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 09:37 PM

2. . . .

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Response to Unknown Beatle (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 10:26 PM

3. GOVERNMENT PER DIEM

 

I never had it this good since everything was audited. We did not fool around even when their were a bunch of us but we were DOE professionals not some junior team like POTUS escort service people. Given the people a gun and check out their BRAIN. I never had a gun, but I sure looked for nuclear weapons.

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Response to Unknown Beatle (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 10:38 PM

4. If you lie down with dogs you get up with fleas

DEA agents under-cover act the part and soon the line is blurred.

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Response to siligut (Reply #4)

Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:33 PM

6. ...or crabs.

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Response to Unknown Beatle (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 11:01 PM

5. Well if you insist that government be run "like a business"

then this sort of thing becomes inevitable. At least the DEA can be expected to economize on the blow side of the "hookers and blow" expense account, as they get all theirs for free.

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