HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » General Discussion (Forum) » Today I was attacked

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 02:18 AM

Today I was attacked

the bad guy was a bow tie wearing plumber who spoke Italian, had a big mustache, and was rolling barrels at me. I guess the NRA was right, it is the video games.

12 replies, 1518 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 12 replies Author Time Post
Reply Today I was attacked (Original post)
MichaelHarris Jan 2013 OP
JVS Jan 2013 #1
MichaelHarris Jan 2013 #2
Voice for Peace Jan 2013 #3
MichaelHarris Jan 2013 #4
Voice for Peace Jan 2013 #8
HiPointDem Jan 2013 #5
Voice for Peace Jan 2013 #9
MrScorpio Jan 2013 #6
MichaelHarris Jan 2013 #7
n2doc Jan 2013 #10
AverageJoe90 Jan 2013 #11
MichaelHarris Jan 2013 #12

Response to MichaelHarris (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 02:23 AM

1. Mario is the victim in Donkey Kong

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to JVS (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 02:33 AM

2. not anymore

they are a violent gang now inciting gun violence all across our nation, the NRA told me so. Funny thing, all those other nations play the same games but don't have the violence. Still, it can't be the guns, has to be the games.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to MichaelHarris (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 02:37 AM

3. and where do you suppose the zombie attackers have gotten their inspiration?

it's got to be pac-man. and MS. Pacman. both of them.
the biting thing. just keep going, keep biting whatever
gets in your way. it's bite or die.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Voice for Peace (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 02:43 AM

4. I've never been able to

eat fruit after that game, just way too traumatic.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to MichaelHarris (Reply #4)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 02:39 PM

8. I understand.. it's this terrifying choice between eating fruit,

in order to stay alive,
running for your life in order to stay alive,
or going beyond it all, and fighting to the death.

Stuff of nightmares..

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Voice for Peace (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 02:46 AM

5. When pacman first came out there was a cafe near where i lived that had it. I'd never seen such

 

a thing & would go in there and play regularly. i was the crazy american woman who played pacman. i felt at the time it relieved stress but now i realize i was just addicted.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to HiPointDem (Reply #5)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 02:40 PM

9. how many quarters a day??

lol it added up, as I recall

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to MichaelHarris (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 02:52 AM

6. Get this: I was minding my own business, riding on an asteroid…

When some motherfucker in a triangle shaped spaceship came along and shot it into pieces right from under me.

Lucky that one of those pieces took his trigger-happy ass out before he could react.

But still, I liked that big ol' hunk of iron. There will never be another like it.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to MrScorpio (Reply #6)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 02:54 AM

7. falling, stacking blocks

that will kill us all.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to MichaelHarris (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 03:48 PM

10. Just don't let him jump on you

Guy can really jump, should have been an NBA playa...

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to MichaelHarris (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 03:55 PM

11. Hey, did anyone see that?

A furry blue hedgehog damn near ran me over just now.....Must've been doing a hundred or so. Following him was, get this, a flying fox with two tails. Weird thing is, just before that, I saw this ugly old fat guy in some kind of a junky hovering whatchamacallit flying eastward as if being pursued by the devil himself! Weird, huh?

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to AverageJoe90 (Reply #11)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 06:49 PM

12. I'll never understand

how blue hedgehogs were given permission to drive without a background check.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread