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Fri Jan 11, 2013, 12:20 PM

Friday laughter -one more blonde joke

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*After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'*

*The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming** **rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .
"Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"*

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Reply Friday laughter -one more blonde joke (Original post)
malaise Jan 2013 OP
HERVEPA Jan 2013 #1
Taverner Jan 2013 #5
Bake Jan 2013 #2
lunatica Jan 2013 #3
hobbit709 Jan 2013 #4
Brickbat Jan 2013 #6
MineralMan Jan 2013 #7
HappyMe Jan 2013 #8
Earth_First Jan 2013 #9
snooper2 Jan 2013 #10
aikoaiko Jan 2013 #11

Response to malaise (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2013, 12:53 PM

1. Why would you think blonde jokes are appropriate in General Discussion?

Well, or anywhere for that matter.

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Response to HERVEPA (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 11, 2013, 12:58 PM

5. Meh, I thought blode jokes were like ginger jokes...

 

It's the one last place you can tell a generalization joke

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Response to malaise (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2013, 12:56 PM

2. Not funny.

But I'm sure it'll pass muster for GD.

Bake

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Response to malaise (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2013, 12:56 PM

3. LOL!

As a blonde in my youth I truly appreciate dumb blonde jokes!

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Response to malaise (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2013, 12:57 PM

4. Queen Victoria is NOT amused

But I am.

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Response to malaise (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2013, 01:00 PM

6. Really?

I need to quit being surprised about what I see here.

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Response to malaise (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2013, 01:00 PM

7. Seems more like a Lounge thing, somehow...

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Response to malaise (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2013, 01:04 PM

8. OH NOES!

I'm offended!!1

I thought it was funny.


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Response to malaise (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2013, 01:05 PM

9. Explain to me how this fits into the feminist discussion on DU?

"dumb blond jokes"

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Response to Earth_First (Reply #9)

Fri Jan 11, 2013, 01:08 PM

10. MUST BE SERIAL!!!!

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Response to malaise (Original post)

Fri Jan 11, 2013, 05:35 PM

11. Locking.


Some OPs really are best for the lounge.

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