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Wed Jan 9, 2013, 09:11 PM

Holy Hush Puppies !!!





Most Americans probably think that companies like Vibram and Dow Chemical are responsible for the technology behind long-lasting shoes, but self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs is asserting that durable kicks are really a “supernatural” miracle from God.

During the Tuesday episode of God Know, Jacobs advised viewers to gather provisions for “the tumultuous season ahead,” but not to worry because God would provide through miracles.

“We believe we’re moving into a supernatural season, where if needed, God will multiply food,” she explained. “I have seen God multiply food more than one time when I was cooking… And I remember spooning out spaghetti or whatever, just praying in the spirit over that, and God just made more and more and more. You know, I’ve seen oil multiply as I was praying for the sick. I’ve seen bottles of oil just fill up about a cup a time of oil. But the point is we were promised supernatural provisions.”

“Remember when we drove our car… one one set of tires, how many miles was it?” Jacobs asked her husband and fellow prophet, Mike, after the commercial break. “Way, way beyond what could ever happen with one set of tires.” ........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/09/christian-tv-prophet-long-lasting-shoes-are-proof-of-supernatural-miracles-from-god/#.UO4hEwoFPL0.facebook



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marmar Jan 2013 OP
Arctic Dave Jan 2013 #1
TwilightGardener Jan 2013 #2
NMDemDist2 Jan 2013 #3
dkf Jan 2013 #4
smirkymonkey Jan 2013 #5
Jefferson23 Jan 2013 #6
MrScorpio Jan 2013 #7
MADem Jan 2013 #8
eppur_se_muova Jan 2013 #9
Solly Mack Jan 2013 #10

Response to marmar (Original post)

Wed Jan 9, 2013, 09:14 PM

1. This is all I have to say about this.

 

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Wed Jan 9, 2013, 09:18 PM

2. The Lord is speaking to her through shoes and spaghetti.

And that's perfectly sane, isn't it?

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Response to TwilightGardener (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 9, 2013, 09:24 PM

3. only if her God is

the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may you be touched by his noodley appendage



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Response to marmar (Original post)

Wed Jan 9, 2013, 09:27 PM

4. Why would anyone take the time to write about this?

 

The woman is a wacko.

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Wed Jan 9, 2013, 09:32 PM

5. Damn! I thought I was going to see some actual PUPPIES!

Imagine my disappointment.

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Wed Jan 9, 2013, 09:40 PM

6. What's sad is there will be some who are hungry and expect that if they pray hard enough, they'll

reap the same results as this woman claims.

Can't someone please sue these schmucks like her for fraud.

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Wed Jan 9, 2013, 09:43 PM

7. See?

It's EXACTLY shit like this that causes the rest of the civilized world to think that we're all fucking nut cases.

Science is good enough of an explanation for most other places.

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Wed Jan 9, 2013, 10:26 PM

8. I think she needs to drive off in those hush puppies she's got on... nt

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Wed Jan 9, 2013, 11:34 PM

9. Damn, now I'm hungry for some deep-fried hush puppies ...

the cornmeal kind, of course.

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Thu Jan 10, 2013, 01:31 AM

10. Jacobs can certainly multiply ignorance.

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