Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:28 PM
superpatriotman (498 posts)
Help write the republican response to the SOTU
I'll start:
Tonight, the President laid out his scheme for a European-style socialism which penalizes success and erodes our freedoms which the founders fought and died for...
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19 replies, 1143 views
| Author | Time | Post | |
| superpatriotman | Jan 2012 | OP | |
| baldguy | Jan 2012 | #1 | |
| lonestarnot | Jan 2012 | #4 | |
| lonestarnot | Jan 2012 | #2 | |
| muntrv | Jan 2012 | #3 | |
| superpatriotman | Jan 2012 | #5 | |
| Ghost of Tom Joad | Jan 2012 | #9 | |
| sharp_stick | Jan 2012 | #6 | |
| liberal N proud | Jan 2012 | #7 | |
| SunsetDreams | Jan 2012 | #8 | |
| superpatriotman | Jan 2012 | #14 | |
| SunsetDreams | Jan 2012 | #18 | |
| Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin | Jan 2012 | #10 | |
| Curmudgeoness | Jan 2012 | #11 | |
| guitar man | Jan 2012 | #12 | |
| yourout | Jan 2012 | #13 | |
| Terra Alta | Jan 2012 | #15 | |
| superpatriotman | Jan 2012 | #17 | |
| Bozita | Jan 2012 | #16 | |
| superpatriotman | Jan 2012 | #19 |
Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:29 PM
baldguy (30,531 posts)
1. Easy
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Last edited Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:29 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
(Same as always) |
Response to baldguy (Reply #1)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:30 PM
lonestarnot (71,135 posts)
4. Gawd great minds think alike.
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Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:30 PM
lonestarnot (71,135 posts)
2. OK
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"Oh shit... pass the kleenex." waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaa waaaaa debbie downer.
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Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:30 PM
muntrv (8,350 posts)
3. ...and he wants to unleash the gay on America!
Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:31 PM
superpatriotman (498 posts)
5. Ronald Reagan
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Response to superpatriotman (Reply #5)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:36 PM
Ghost of Tom Joad (896 posts)
9. and tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts
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tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts but only for the wealthy
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Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:32 PM
sharp_stick (9,157 posts)
6. I wonder if any of them
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Last edited Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:33 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) even have a clue what socialism is, or what the fuck the founders actually fought and died for? Far too many assholes think dressing up in funny tricorn hats and hanging teabags off every fucking appendage is patriotism. How bout you?
Republicans are too fucking stupid to actually come up with anything unique so it'll follow the same old idiotic Bobby Jindal formula this year too. |
Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:33 PM
liberal N proud (43,720 posts)
7. Three words...
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It will be: fuck you America
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Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:34 PM
SunsetDreams (8,299 posts)
8. Why?
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I'm impressed with your first lines
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Response to SunsetDreams (Reply #8)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:38 PM
superpatriotman (498 posts)
14. I'm hoping Mitch Daniels is trolling the DU tonight
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You too can be rich like me! I'll show you how if you take away these binding regulatory chains, and the yoke of high taxes! |
Response to superpatriotman (Reply #14)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:42 PM
SunsetDreams (8,299 posts)
18. ahh I see
Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:36 PM
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (6,600 posts)
10. Class warfare!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Class warfare!!!!!!
Class warfare!!!!!! Class warfare!!!!!! Class warfare!!!!!! |
Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:36 PM
Curmudgeoness (10,498 posts)
11. The president wants all children to have to stay in school till they are 18.
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We say they should be able to quit at 10 so they can get a job. That would get the household income above the poverty line.
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Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:37 PM
guitar man (15,996 posts)
12. Sex is bad...
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Greed is good, mmmkay?
oh, and ps, the president is a soshilist secret muslin.. and omg, he's black!! That about sums it up I think.... |
Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:38 PM
yourout (6,143 posts)
13. Obama is a Muslim.....
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Or a socialist
or ... or... And worst of all......he is black. scarcasm obviously. |
Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:39 PM
Terra Alta (3,412 posts)
15. GOP: Obama sucks!!!!!1
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He wants to raise our taxes!!!!1 Newt 2012!!!!
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Response to Terra Alta (Reply #15)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:40 PM
superpatriotman (498 posts)
17. "How dare you use something I said against me!"
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-Newton Gingrich, Millionaire Playboy
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Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:39 PM
Bozita (26,949 posts)
16. NO! ... NO! ... NO!
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GOPers are heavy thinkers.
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Response to superpatriotman (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 10:50 PM
superpatriotman (498 posts)
19. The actual speech:
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Repent! The end is near!
(unless you lower taxes and remove regulations) |

