| Author | Time | Post | |
| japple | Jan 2012 | OP | |
| cthulu2016 | Jan 2012 | #1 | |
| customerserviceguy | Jan 2012 | #13 | |
| sakabatou | Jan 2012 | #2 | |
| KansDem | Jan 2012 | #3 | |
| lwo | Jan 2012 | #4 | |
| Laurian | Jan 2012 | #5 | |
| 11 Bravo | Jan 2012 | #6 | |
| pkdu | Jan 2012 | #7 | |
| felix_numinous | Jan 2012 | #8 | |
| BadgerKid | Jan 2012 | #9 | |
| pkdu | Jan 2012 | #10 | |
| lovemydog | Jan 2012 | #11 | |
| DefenseLawyer | Jan 2012 | #12 | |
| Warren DeMontague | Jan 2012 | #14 | |
| rustydog | Jan 2012 | #16 | |
| rustydog | Jan 2012 | #15 | |
| Warren DeMontague | Jan 2012 | #17 | |
| GreatCaesarsGhost | Jan 2012 | #18 |
Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:23 PM
cthulu2016 (7,946 posts)
1. Lying to prospective Wife #4
Response to cthulu2016 (Reply #1)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 07:29 PM
customerserviceguy (14,717 posts)
13. You win. n/t
Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:23 PM
sakabatou (29,096 posts)
2. "GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!"
Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:34 PM
KansDem (24,358 posts)
3. "Next time you're found, with your chin on the ground..."
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There a lot to be learned, so look around
Just what makes that little old ant Think he'll move that rubber tree plant Anyone knows an ant, can't Move a rubber tree plant But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes So any time you're gettin' low 'stead of lettin' go Just remember that ant Oops there goes another rubber tree plant Oops there goes another rubber tree plant Oops there goes another rubber tree plant |
Response to KansDem (Reply #3)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:37 PM
lwo (10 posts)
4. Humility
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I come before you humbly. In fact, I'm the most humble man on the face of the earth. And I'm proud of it.
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Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:39 PM
Laurian (1,125 posts)
5. Charles Durning - Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
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Apologies to Charles Durning because I've always enjoyed his work, but Newt reminds me of the character ( a politician, no less) Charles Durning portrayed in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
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Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:41 PM
11 Bravo (15,460 posts)
6. I love my country t-h-i-s much! (That's why I must cheat on my spouses!)
Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:48 PM
pkdu (1,297 posts)
7. Who stole my damned PIE ! n/t
Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:52 PM
felix_numinous (3,246 posts)
8. 'All bullshit aside...
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uh, i mean..."
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Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:56 PM
BadgerKid (3,730 posts)
9. My accordion, it's about....this big. n/t
Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 06:29 PM
pkdu (1,297 posts)
10. ..and then , when my head gets this far up my ass.....
Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 06:45 PM
lovemydog (1,574 posts)
11. hoping my toupee stays on
Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 06:49 PM
DefenseLawyer (8,399 posts)
12. "A stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like." n/t
Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 07:30 PM
Warren DeMontague (46,358 posts)
14. "I dreamed a dream..."
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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #14)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 07:37 PM
rustydog (8,103 posts)
16. Newt's long-lost sister?
Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 07:36 PM
rustydog (8,103 posts)
15. Some call them "Mistresses" some call them congressional aides
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Hey, I've been forgiven by Jesus! go to hell!
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Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 07:45 PM
Warren DeMontague (46,358 posts)
17. "and so I said, I will need this much additional stretching in my sphincter
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...to accommodate the concomitant growth of my cerebral containment vessel"
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Response to japple (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 08:01 PM
GreatCaesarsGhost (5,808 posts)
18. "Dancing Queen"
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His cell phone just rang.
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