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Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:21 PM

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japple Jan 2012 OP
cthulu2016 Jan 2012 #1
customerserviceguy Jan 2012 #13
sakabatou Jan 2012 #2
KansDem Jan 2012 #3
lwo Jan 2012 #4
Laurian Jan 2012 #5
11 Bravo Jan 2012 #6
pkdu Jan 2012 #7
felix_numinous Jan 2012 #8
BadgerKid Jan 2012 #9
pkdu Jan 2012 #10
lovemydog Jan 2012 #11
DefenseLawyer Jan 2012 #12
Warren DeMontague Jan 2012 #14
rustydog Jan 2012 #16
rustydog Jan 2012 #15
Warren DeMontague Jan 2012 #17
GreatCaesarsGhost Jan 2012 #18

Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:23 PM

1. Lying to prospective Wife #4

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Response to cthulu2016 (Reply #1)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 07:29 PM

13. You win. n/t

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:23 PM

2. "GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!"

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:34 PM

3. "Next time you're found, with your chin on the ground..."

There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant

But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time you're gettin' low
'stead of lettin' go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

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Response to KansDem (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:37 PM

4. Humility

I come before you humbly. In fact, I'm the most humble man on the face of the earth. And I'm proud of it.

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:39 PM

5. Charles Durning - Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Apologies to Charles Durning because I've always enjoyed his work, but Newt reminds me of the character ( a politician, no less) Charles Durning portrayed in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:41 PM

6. I love my country t-h-i-s much! (That's why I must cheat on my spouses!)

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:48 PM

7. Who stole my damned PIE ! n/t

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:52 PM

8. 'All bullshit aside...

uh, i mean..."

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 05:56 PM

9. My accordion, it's about....this big. n/t

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 06:29 PM

10. ..and then , when my head gets this far up my ass.....

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 06:45 PM

11. hoping my toupee stays on

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 06:49 PM

12. "A stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like." n/t

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 07:30 PM

14. "I dreamed a dream..."

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #14)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 07:37 PM

16. Newt's long-lost sister?

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 07:36 PM

15. Some call them "Mistresses" some call them congressional aides

Hey, I've been forgiven by Jesus! go to hell!

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 07:45 PM

17. "and so I said, I will need this much additional stretching in my sphincter

...to accommodate the concomitant growth of my cerebral containment vessel"

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Response to japple (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 08:01 PM

18. "Dancing Queen"

His cell phone just rang.

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