Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:04 PM
elehhhhna (26,726 posts)
It’s Time to Get Rick Santorum a Uterus of His Very Own
It’s Time to Get Rick Santorum a Uterus of His Very Own
Monday marks the first full day of the 40th year of Roe v. Wade, but the 53rd year, 8th month, and 14th day that Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum has existed on this planet without a uterus of his very own. With a public empathetic to poor Rick's plight, advanced medical science, and your generosity, we will turn the tide for Rick and give him the uterus he so desperately wants. Rick wants to believe that every uterus is his business, but, in his heart of hearts, he knows that he has no uterus that truly belongs to him. I know that if perhaps he had one to look after and name and teach tricks, he'd probably back off of mine and yours, enthralled with the joys of menstruation, bloating, possible monthly pregnancy, and, later on in life, ladycancers. http://jezebel.com/5878481/its-time-to-get-rick-santorum-a-uterus-of-his-very-own?tag=roe-v-world
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Author | Time | Post |
 It’s Time to Get Rick Santorum a Uterus of His Very Own (Original post) |
elehhhhna | Jan 2012 | OP |
| tallahasseedem | Jan 2012 | #1 | |
| Ecumenist | Jan 2012 | #2 | |
| tallahasseedem | Jan 2012 | #4 | |
| Ecumenist | Jan 2012 | #9 | |
| Bunny | Jan 2012 | #3 | |
| leveymg | Jan 2012 | #5 | |
| elehhhhna | Jan 2012 | #8 | |
| hifiguy | Jan 2012 | #6 | |
| ceile | Jan 2012 | #7 | |
| Missy Vixen | Jan 2012 | #10 | |
| HopeHoops | Jan 2012 | #11 | |
| MineralMan | Jan 2012 | #12 | |
| HopeHoops | Jan 2012 | #14 | |
| PA Democrat | Jan 2012 | #13 |
Response to elehhhhna (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:07 PM
tallahasseedem (4,449 posts)
1. He couldn't handle it...
Response to elehhhhna (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:08 PM
Ecumenist (5,646 posts)
2. Yes, I agree. That ladycancer bit really reasonates as I'm fighting cervical cancer myself..LOTS OF
Response to Ecumenist (Reply #2)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:09 PM
tallahasseedem (4,449 posts)
4. I am so sorry to hear that...
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best wishes for a full recovery!
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Response to tallahasseedem (Reply #4)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:35 PM
Ecumenist (5,646 posts)
9. Thank you, TallahasseDem! I'm not frightened..it's just a speed bump in life.
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I'll be fine... Thank you again.
 I still say that Santorum the moron could use a dose or two of cancer. |
Response to elehhhhna (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:10 PM
leveymg (26,306 posts)
5. Why, when he already has an anus that public sources report is perfectly functional.
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Just GOOGLE him.
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Response to leveymg (Reply #5)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:15 PM
elehhhhna (26,726 posts)
8. you win the thread
Response to elehhhhna (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:12 PM
6. Maybe he should get a functioning cerebral cortex
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before anything else.
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Response to ceile (Reply #7)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 01:22 PM
10. Wait till he finds out he can't wear white jeans anymore
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I can't even imagine the joys of Santorum with PMS, either.
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Response to elehhhhna (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 01:22 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
11. He's the biggest (CENSORED WORD FOR FEMALE BODY PART) in the entire GOP.
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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #11)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 01:49 PM
MineralMan (53,790 posts)
12. Hoohoo?
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When did that get censored?
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Response to MineralMan (Reply #12)
Wed Jan 25, 2012, 09:31 AM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
14. I know better than to post what I was thinking.
Response to elehhhhna (Original post)
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 01:53 PM
PA Democrat (10,987 posts)
13. We now have an official psychatric diagnosis for Santorum- Uterus Envy.
