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Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:04 PM

Itís Time to Get Rick Santorum a Uterus of His Very Own

Itís Time to Get Rick Santorum a Uterus of His Very Own

Monday marks the first full day of the 40th year of Roe v. Wade, but the 53rd year, 8th month, and 14th day that Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum has existed on this planet without a uterus of his very own. With a public empathetic to poor Rick's plight, advanced medical science, and your generosity, we will turn the tide for Rick and give him the uterus he so desperately wants.
Rick wants to believe that every uterus is his business, but, in his heart of hearts, he knows that he has no uterus that truly belongs to him. I know that if perhaps he had one to look after and name and teach tricks, he'd probably back off of mine and yours, enthralled with the joys of menstruation, bloating, possible monthly pregnancy, and, later on in life, ladycancers.

http://jezebel.com/5878481/its-time-to-get-rick-santorum-a-uterus-of-his-very-own?tag=roe-v-world

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Response to elehhhhna (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:07 PM

1. He couldn't handle it...

The mind-numbing cramps I get during my first two days of menstruation would have him crying uncle.

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Response to elehhhhna (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:08 PM

2. Yes, I agree. That ladycancer bit really reasonates as I'm fighting cervical cancer myself..LOTS OF

FUN! Can we start a fund to get him one?

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Response to Ecumenist (Reply #2)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:09 PM

4. I am so sorry to hear that...

best wishes for a full recovery!

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Response to tallahasseedem (Reply #4)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:35 PM

9. Thank you, TallahasseDem! I'm not frightened..it's just a speed bump in life.

I'll be fine... Thank you again. I still say that Santorum the moron could use a dose or two of cancer.

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Response to elehhhhna (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:10 PM

5. Why, when he already has an anus that public sources report is perfectly functional.

Just GOOGLE him.

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Response to leveymg (Reply #5)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:15 PM

8. you win the thread

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Response to elehhhhna (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:12 PM

6. Maybe he should get a functioning cerebral cortex

before anything else.

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Response to elehhhhna (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 12:14 PM

7. Brilliant!!

I think I can spare a tampon or two.

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Response to ceile (Reply #7)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 01:22 PM

10. Wait till he finds out he can't wear white jeans anymore

I can't even imagine the joys of Santorum with PMS, either.

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Response to elehhhhna (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 01:22 PM

11. He's the biggest (CENSORED WORD FOR FEMALE BODY PART) in the entire GOP.

 



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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #11)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 01:49 PM

12. Hoohoo?

When did that get censored?

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Response to MineralMan (Reply #12)

Wed Jan 25, 2012, 09:31 AM

14. I know better than to post what I was thinking.

 

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Response to elehhhhna (Original post)

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 01:53 PM

13. We now have an official psychatric diagnosis for Santorum- Uterus Envy.

Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud.

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