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Thu Jan 3, 2013, 01:59 PM

I saw Hillary Clinton in Don Sebastiani's urinal.

During the holidays, I attended a party at Don Sebastiani's (of Sebastiani plonk fame) recently re-built mansion on Sonoma Mountain. As much as I detest Don (and he, me), his parties are great and we are always invited (GF is a Very Important Person in the Industry).

Don razed the family abode and built a fabulous home on the site. He is one of those "born on third, thinks he hit a triple" kind of repugs.

I walked into The Man Cave (he actually calls it by that term) and it was just garish - red leather walls and floor, huge screen, gold chandelier, bar, the works. In the corner was a pedestal sink and a urinal. No stall or partition, just right there. I thought it was weird as all get-out. I walked over to the sink, looked down, and there was a laminated photo of Ms. Clinton in the bottom of the urinal.

What a punk mofo.

In case any DUers are interested...

www.donandsons.com

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Reply I saw Hillary Clinton in Don Sebastiani's urinal. (Original post)
DollarBillHines Jan 2013 OP
wryter2000 Jan 2013 #1
Buzz Clik Jan 2013 #2
msanthrope Jan 2013 #3
Buzz Clik Jan 2013 #5
DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #8
DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #6
Buzz Clik Jan 2013 #7
DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #9
JustJoe Jan 2013 #11
HangOnKids Jan 2013 #16
JustJoe Jan 2013 #20
HangOnKids Jan 2013 #22
JustJoe Jan 2013 #25
Shankapotomus Jan 2013 #40
DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #24
HangOnKids Jan 2013 #26
JustJoe Jan 2013 #27
Buzz Clik Jan 2013 #15
Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2013 #39
OneTenthofOnePercent Jan 2013 #12
MicaelS Jan 2013 #34
Shankapotomus Jan 2013 #38
Buzz Clik Jan 2013 #41
Shankapotomus Jan 2013 #43
closeupready Jan 2013 #4
SidDithers Jan 2013 #13
closeupready Jan 2013 #19
DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #21
SidDithers Jan 2013 #30
JustJoe Jan 2013 #31
DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #33
SidDithers Jan 2013 #35
JustJoe Jan 2013 #36
JustJoe Jan 2013 #29
DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #18
HangOnKids Jan 2013 #10
DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #28
JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2013 #14
tavernier Jan 2013 #17
HangOnKids Jan 2013 #23
Bucky Jan 2013 #32
DonRedwood Jan 2013 #37
Hekate Jan 2013 #42
JustJoe Jan 2013 #44
Hekate Jan 2013 #45
JustJoe Jan 2013 #46
zappaman Jan 2013 #47

Response to DollarBillHines (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:03 PM

1. Ah, shit

I used to drink their wine. I still have the Sebastiani Family Cookbook.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:07 PM

2. Who the hell puts a urinal in a private dwelling?

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:09 PM

3. Money doesn't buy class, does it? nt

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:11 PM

5. His wife probably insisted to keep him from peeing in the sink.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:19 PM

8. His wife left his sorry ass years ago.

He is a total asshole.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:13 PM

6. I should have added that there was no toilet.

This room was not a place for women.

I'll bet he's spent $10M on the house, alone. The property is Hamptons-come-to-Beverly Hills. 4th Street East, on the left just north of the winery.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:16 PM

7. Is he a nice person? Worthy of sharing a drink?

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #7)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:21 PM

9. He's an asshole.

I just went for the food and drink.

He sold the winery a few years back for around $225M.

He is a fuckhead elitist and can't get a date in a town where single women outnumber single men.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #9)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:22 PM

11. You're that hard up for food and drink?

Are you going to his next party?

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Response to JustJoe (Reply #11)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:28 PM

16. The OP Mentioned That His Girl Friend Is A Heavy Hitter In The Wine Industry

 

Her attendance was probably a necessary evil, due to her position. Bill just went along for the ride. Just sayin'.

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Response to HangOnKids (Reply #16)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:31 PM

20. "I just went for the food and drink."

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Response to JustJoe (Reply #20)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:36 PM

22. Right His GF Was EXPECTED TO Attend And He Went Tor The Food & Drink

 

He did not just show up on his own to "mooch" he went with his GF who is a player in the industry. Please do not reply Joe. Thanks!

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Response to HangOnKids (Reply #22)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:44 PM

25. "Please do not reply Joe." Ha!

Who said "mooch"? Oh, you. What's wrong with mooching now and then, even from a guy who puts a pic of Hillary in his urinal and is apparently an infamous asshole. But he and the guy detest each other, and that's what counts.

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Response to JustJoe (Reply #25)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 04:02 PM

40. Maybe his GF didn't want to go alone?

Just a guess.

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Response to JustJoe (Reply #11)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:42 PM

24. I cannot afford that kind of grub.

Plus, I wanted to check out his house.

I won't be going back.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #24)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:44 PM

26. Who Catered The Affair?

 

Doesn't his daughter dabble in the foodie front?

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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #24)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:44 PM

27. "I won't be going back."

That's good to hear.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #9)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:27 PM

15. I'll take that as a "no".

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Response to DollarBillHines (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 03:59 PM

39. No toilet? Does he shit in the sink as well??!! What a chode. nt

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:23 PM

12. When I finish my basement into a rec room, I plan on putting a urinal in.

 

Although, I was planning on putting it in a small bathroom (sink & urinal) and not in the open - that's weird. Pool table, mini bar with beer brewing and distilling equipment, big teevee, fireplace, dart board, gun display case, big couch... should be a nice little relax/rec space.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 03:33 PM

34. Apparently the wealthy do.

http://www.kbbonline.com/kbb/news-and-features/Will-Todays-Homeown-807.shtml

However, builders of high-end homes and apartments have found that today's consumers are more receptive to home urinals, often because they have seen elegant versions in luxury and boutique hotels. Instead of the typical office urinal, which has not changed much in design in decades, these versions are typically sleeker and smaller and are available in softer colors and even unusual shapes, such as teardrops and orchids.

Architects and designers also report that in recent years (or at least before the economic downturn), clients have been requesting home urinals more frequently. For example, Fenwick Bonnell (of Powell & Bonnell, a design firm in Toronto) reports that his company completed a renovation in 2007 that included his-and-her bathrooms with a bidet for the lady and a urinal for the gentleman.

At another home, this one in Plano, Texas, a $3 million entertainment wing included a urinal at the request of the homeowner. The addition’s designer, Ashley Astleford, said she was not surprised at the request because home urinals have become more common in recent years.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 03:58 PM

38. You'd be amazed what the 1% have that we commoners

will never get to see. In an upscale neighborhood not too far from me a new family to the area put in a full size skating rink for their daughter. We only know about it because my nephew is a friend of friends of the daughter.

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Response to Shankapotomus (Reply #38)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 04:11 PM

41. A friend of my daughter has a zebra on her "ranch."

"A zebra? Cool! Do you ride it?"

"No."

"Oh. It's just a pet. Do you get to feed it and brush it?"

"No."

.... uncomfortable silence ....

"Then why do you have it?"

"Why not?"

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #41)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 05:02 PM

43. Yep

It's this again:



The filthy rich have learned nothing since then.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:10 PM

4. Ok. Thanks for sharing Mr. Registered 3 Months Ago.

lol

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #13)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:31 PM

19. Ah, there we go. Thanks, not surprised.

Somehow, the tone of his OP made me smell unwashed socks, if you know what I mean.

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #13)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:33 PM

21. I am not.

Where in the world did you get that idea?

That's really strange.

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #30)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 03:16 PM

31. What a coincidence?

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #30)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 03:22 PM

33. Oh, I think I get it, now.

She used to date a guy from Marin named Tom.

But that was some time ago - like maybe four years.

That's quite a leap that you made.

Quite an unfair leap, at that.

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #35)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 03:52 PM

36. Is it really that unlikely that 3 different DUers would have Laplander girl friends

who were raised in a nomadic reindeer-herding family north of the Arctic Circle in Norway?

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #13)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:48 PM

29. Why do you think that?

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Response to closeupready (Reply #4)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:30 PM

18. I don't get it.

What does when I registered have to do with anything?

Colin Goff (Redstone on DU) told me about this site years ago, but I never thought about it until I was going thru some old emails and ran across his mention of this site.

It was a day when I was archiving emails from dead friends. Colin died Nov 1, 2011. Ironically, on that same day I came upon an email from the late, great Wiley White that also mentioned DU. Wiley passed away a few weeks after Colin.

Those are the reasons I am here - and I constantly marvel at the wonderfully diverse folks who populate this village.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:22 PM

10. He Is A Stupid Motherfucker And Fucking Illiterate

 

I too "know" Don, he is a LOSER and his wine, ACK, Gag, sucks.

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Response to HangOnKids (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:44 PM

28. Yep.

He bought one of his kids a seat on the Town Council and it was a disaster.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:27 PM

14. I'd put Boehner's face in my toilet ...

... except how would I know I'd flushed it?



aside: according to Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller), having a sink AND a urinal in a man-cave is just redundant.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:29 PM

17. Smoking Loon is a wine??

I buy it to unclog my drains. Works great!

Who knew?

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Response to tavernier (Reply #17)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 02:38 PM

23. It is also fabulous for cleaning urinals! n/t

 

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Response to DollarBillHines (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 03:20 PM

32. Our of respect to the Secretary of State, you should've peed in the punch.

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Response to Bucky (Reply #32)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 03:57 PM

37. or on the red leather couch

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Response to DollarBillHines (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 04:19 PM

42. You posted this before under the same offensive title last year

The title alone was so offensive then that I didn't bother reading it. Not sure why I clicked on it now except I wondered why the heck you wanted to repost this.

Okay, you and GF are in tight with an asshole who has more money than he knows what to do with, and zero class. We already know that type hates Hillary -- some live in trailers with fleas and some live in McMansions and some live in Trump-like splendor.

They are going to come crawling out of the woodwork en masse if she decides to run for President again -- the Swiftboating of John Kerry will be as nothing to what they will dredge up and lie about. But we knew this.

Hm. I don't know where I'm going with this -- and I'm not sure if you know where you are going with your repeat post, either. It's a nasty image.

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Response to Hekate (Reply #42)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:19 PM

44. Link,

please?

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Response to JustJoe (Reply #44)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:27 PM

45. You can do a search for it

The post has a very striking title and shouldn't be hard to find.

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Response to Hekate (Reply #45)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:30 PM

46. Found it, thanks.

From Dec 16, 2012, right? Same headline, but unexplained.

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Response to DollarBillHines (Original post)

Sat Jan 5, 2013, 08:27 PM

47. cool story Bro!

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