Republican Candidates Select New Clown Cars!

With the number of candidates for the Republican presidential nomination having dropped to just four, the old clown car they have been using was feeling just a bit too spacious. In a rare display of collegiality, they have reached consensus on a replacement. Their new clown car has that perfect cramped together feeling they were missing, and should last at least until Super Tuesday. This photo was just released:



Recognizing that Super Tuesday may further reduce the number of candidates, they've also selected a fall-back model: