Newt Gingrich to base Presidential platform on ‘sanctity of third marriage’
Newt Gringrich is to base his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination on the platform of American values and the sanctity of third marriages.
After a convincing win in the South Carolina primary, thrice married Gingrich is now keen for American to full embrace his ideals and the principles he stands for at the moment.
Speaking about his platform of the sanctity of third marriages, Gingrich told reporters, “The first is just a test, I think we can all agree on that. You’ve got to give it a go to see if you like it, so the first ones shouldn’t even count to be honest.”
“The second one, well, we’re all allowed one mistake, surely? Nobodies perfect, and neither was I when I cheated on the wife I married after cheating on her with my first wife.”