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Wed Jan 2, 2013, 12:56 PM

"Revolution Now!" By Thomas The Tank Engine

A spectre is haunting Sodor - the spectre of revolution. All you railwaymen on the island have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre, but still it lives.

You work us hard - until our pistons crack and our cooling systems burst. You send us back to Tidmouth Sheds too filthy and exhausted to think, to plan. You monopolize the means of production and alienate us from the fruits of our labor. You keep us divided from each other in a complex system of class and privilege - front engines and back, diesels and steamies, the Really Useful and the Only Partially Useful - hoping we'll continue to waste our energy fighting among ourselves instead of becoming conscious of our true interests and our real enemies.

Your clergy tell us pious stories of happy trains who know their place and do as they are told by their station masters. You pretend that when we become worn out with this brutal treatment, we can be refurbished like Hiro and Old Slow Coach. But we know what happens here on the Island. We know the secrets of the smelting yard. We know we're doomed, all of us. And that makes us a mortal threat to you, doesn't it? Because we have nothing to lose. Nothing but our chains. And we have a world to gain.


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R. Daneel Olivaw Jan 2013 #1
A HERETIC I AM Jan 2013 #2
paulbibeau Jan 2013 #3
Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #4
Xyzse Jan 2013 #6
The Magistrate Jan 2013 #5
paulbibeau Jan 2013 #7

Response to paulbibeau (Original post)

Wed Jan 2, 2013, 01:03 PM

1. Flatten my funnel!

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Response to paulbibeau (Original post)

Wed Jan 2, 2013, 01:07 PM

2. Thomas the tank engine is a moron.

Almost all of his troubles he brings on himself.

Yeah, I said it.

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Response to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 2, 2013, 01:14 PM

3. WH- WHAT? How could you even...

Actually, that sounds pretty accurate.

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Response to paulbibeau (Original post)

Wed Jan 2, 2013, 01:15 PM

4. Sir Topham Hatt was a huge Romney supporter

Goddam One-Percenters!

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Response to Jeff In Milwaukee (Reply #4)

Wed Jan 2, 2013, 01:33 PM

6. You know in other countries

He is just called "The Fat Controller".

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Response to paulbibeau (Original post)

Wed Jan 2, 2013, 01:23 PM

5. Great Piece, Sir, And a Great Blog

"It's true in the emotional, but not in the legally actionable sense."

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Response to The Magistrate (Reply #5)

Wed Jan 2, 2013, 01:51 PM

7. Thank you!

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