The dark hand of the government will soon be reaching out to attempt to snatch your very manhood from your home.
Now is the time to prepare.
Now is the time to reload and rearm before these secret, Godless, unholy government agents kick down your door in the middle of the night. Act now and these atheistic thugs will be met with a sledge hammer wall of lead and sustained rate of fire unmatched by the inferior products of our competitors.
You only need to look at the results of recent sport-shooting events to see the Bushmaster advantage.
One Colorado gun-owner, for example, relied upon the girly Smith & Wesson M&P 15 semiautomatic assault rifle as his primary weapon. Only to have this inferior product jam after firing fewer than 30 rounds from its 100-round drum magazine into the targets he was attempting in the challenging lighting of a darkened movie theater. Imagine his disappointment, disappointment which he could have avoided had he only chosen a Bushmaster product.
Whatever your shooting needs may be – fast moving, small, elusive targets within the confined spaces of an elementary school, or the difficult target acquisition you face when attempting medium range sniping of firemen in the tricky, inconstant, flickering illumination of burning homes – you will find that there is a proven Bushmaster assault weapon to meet your requirements.