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Tue Dec 25, 2012, 09:03 PM

The 25 Funniest Auto Corrects of 2012

Last edited Wed Dec 26, 2012, 09:55 AM - Edit history (1)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012

make sure you pee b4 you read those.

edited warning: wear an adult diaper. do not have family members in the room unless they are involved in reading.
have a cup ready to drool in.

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Reply The 25 Funniest Auto Corrects of 2012 (Original post)
farminator3000 Dec 2012 OP
LisaLynne Dec 2012 #1
Initech Dec 2012 #2
newfie11 Dec 2012 #3
adigal Dec 2012 #4
marybourg Dec 2012 #5
justiceischeap Dec 2012 #6
cbrer Dec 2012 #7
Odin2005 Dec 2012 #8
ProfessionalLeftist Dec 2012 #9
RedCappedBandit Dec 2012 #10
Mnemosyne Dec 2012 #11
MiniMe Dec 2012 #12
Tess49 Dec 2012 #13
kentauros Dec 2012 #14
Diclotican Dec 2012 #15
riverbendviewgal Dec 2012 #16
Pretzel_Warrior Dec 2012 #17
TomPaineintheBrain Dec 2012 #18
calimary Dec 2012 #19
yurbud Dec 2012 #20
davidthegnome Dec 2012 #21
SalviaBlue Dec 2012 #22
chalky Dec 2012 #23
Bucky Dec 2012 #24
Flabbergasted Dec 2012 #27
Behind the Aegis Dec 2012 #25
Historic NY Dec 2012 #26
Little Star Dec 2012 #28
Delphinus Dec 2012 #29
KurtNYC Dec 2012 #30
Ohio Joe Dec 2012 #31
Aerows Dec 2012 #32
tblue37 Dec 2012 #33
Kber Dec 2012 #34
SCantiGOP Dec 2012 #35
Go Vols Dec 2012 #36
Blue_In_AK Dec 2012 #37
Scurrilous Dec 2012 #38
Fantastic Anarchist Dec 2012 #39

Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 09:16 PM

1. Ha! Those were great!

I don't know why that stuff is so funny ... BUT IT IS!

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 09:19 PM

2. This one was my favorite:



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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 09:25 PM

3. Kick for later

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 09:29 PM

4. My stomach hurt from laughing when I read those!

Hilarious!

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 09:33 PM

5. I'm goina git me one of them smartfones. My fone is

so stoopid it don even reconize the word "internet" yet. but it sure niver changed it to intercourse, just somthin cleen like "interest". It don no none of them dirty words at all.

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 09:36 PM

6. I've been battling bronchitis for over a month now

and the only thing that really sets off a coughing spasm these days is laughing. I'm lucky to be alive right now. I had to take a break to use the inhaler.

This is the one that made me almost pee myself 'cause I started coughing so badly (I know, we were warned).

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 09:53 PM

7. I'm eating your mom out tonight!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

I'm turning off my auto text RIGHT NOW!!!

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 10:03 PM

8. iPhones have dirty minds!

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 10:09 PM

9. OMG. I got cramps laughing at this! n/t

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 10:25 PM

10. hah!

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 10:42 PM

11. I should have taken your advice.



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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 10:52 PM

12. Thanks for the warning

I LMAO. So funny! I figured I'd be amused, but I was laughing out loud, almost crying they were so funny

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 11:11 PM

13. I literally had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard. Thanks for the post. n/t

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 11:13 PM

14. You gotta wonder if the people that write this software

do it this way intentionally. Some of those word-combinations shouldn't be in any dictionary, even the slang dictionaries! So, why would the software autocorrect to a made-up word, if someone hadn't written it that way?





As for laughing, while those were quite funny, Cake Wrecks makes me laugh until I cry and can't breathe!








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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 11:18 PM

15. farminator3000

farminator3000



Autocorrect is a nasty enemy when everything comes to everything... DAM autocorrect..

Diclotican

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 11:20 PM

16. I laughed so hard I cried

I know what auto correct is like. I have learned to read before sending. Thanks for these XMas laughs.

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 11:23 PM

17. Hilarious

 

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 11:36 PM

18. Very funny

 

thanks, i need a good laugh.

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 11:52 PM

19. Butthurt potatoes? Or fuckweasel?

ROFL!!!

This same page had ANOTHER couple of greats!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/the-30-best-dogs-of-2012

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/perfectly-timed-cat-photos

DAYUM, I've shared these all over Facebook!

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 11:56 PM

20. you got me in a lot of trouble with my wife. Our daughter is sleeping in our hotel room and

i keep snorting and having seizures trying not to laugh.

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 12:06 AM

21. awesome

Laughing that much hurts.

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 12:51 AM

22. omg...I have been in tears reading these.

So funny!

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 01:49 AM

23. "3 orders of boobsicles and one holy donkey."



It's always the responses to the mangled posts that get to me. The one about the gangsta/hamster also had me rolling.

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 02:15 AM

24. With all those other misspellings in those texts, why did *some* get autocorrected?

Why would autocorrect "fix" whatever wrong spelling of "prune" to pube, but leave "Nottt" and "thAt" alone?

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Response to Bucky (Reply #24)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 03:14 AM

27. The author can choose to bypass autocorrect. Nt

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 02:36 AM

25. I was crying! My partner laughed so hard he choked on his own saliva.

Needs a stronger warning!

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 03:01 AM

26. Mine defaults to butt hurt all the time....

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 08:24 AM

28. I almost peed my pants! Those are a riot!

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 08:24 AM

29. Those

were great! Tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard! Thank you for the laugh!

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 10:06 AM

30. like doing sit ups, side are hurting. Thanks.

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 10:31 AM

31. heh, good stuff

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 10:51 AM

32. Poor dad

taking his wife out, and poor son. LOL. Though the shaved pork was pretty damn funny, too.

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 01:00 PM

33. I find it hard to believe that all those vulgarities

are programmed into autocorrect' s dictionary, but this is so funny that I hope it's true.

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 01:24 PM

34. OMG!!!

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 03:23 PM

35. kick to the top

LLOL: literally laughing out loud

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 03:43 PM

36. +1

pretty good

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 04:10 PM

37. Autocorrect drives me crazy on the iPad.

I was a legal secretary and court transcriptionist for most of my adult life. I don't need some machine spelling and typing for me, especially when it always gets it wrong.

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 04:59 PM

38. ROFL

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Response to farminator3000 (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 06:19 PM

39. Epic penis!

Lmao

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