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Tue Dec 25, 2012, 03:08 PM

A Christmas Story - 2012

So for the past week, in the office, at home, on errands, whatever/where ever, I have been wearing a deer ear/antlers headband.

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Now that picture is a young guy. I am a geezer. I shave my head, but do share the facial hair with the young man.

People do not know how to react to a geezer wearing antlers. If the geezer smiles, they will smile. If the geezer is serious faced, they avert their eyes. Cashiers in stores try very hard to remain impassive as they and the geezer conduct a transaction. Security guards eye the geezer suspiciously.

Little kids always make me smile. When I see a little kid, a smile is my first reaction.

Little kids smile at geezers with antler things on their heads.

That's what Christmas is about. Children smiling, innocently.







I say that, and I think about the obvious.

I hope everyone's Christmas was the best it could possibly be.

And I wish you peace. Peace on Earth and Goodwill to *all* people.



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Reply A Christmas Story - 2012 (Original post)
Stinky The Clown Dec 2012 OP
Lugnut Dec 2012 #1
NMDemDist2 Dec 2012 #2
Stinky The Clown Dec 2012 #3
NMDemDist2 Dec 2012 #4
bvar22 Dec 2012 #5
littlemissmartypants Dec 2012 #6
ErikJ Dec 2012 #7
littlemissmartypants Dec 2012 #9
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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 03:35 PM

1. You're a good egg, Stinky.

Merry Christmas!

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 04:27 PM

2. so you're admitting out loud you walked around

horny all week?

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Response to NMDemDist2 (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 04:31 PM

3. Well . . . . uh . . . . erm . . . . ah ... . ... . . yassee . . ... . . .

. .... . . . . ... . .. . .. huh?

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 04:39 PM

4. ...

ROFL!!


Merry Christmas to you and yours, my friend!

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 04:39 PM

5. You GO, Stinky!

Merry Christmas to one of my favorites at DU!
You make this a better place.

--bvar22

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 05:16 PM

6. Mine are in the car.

No one here to see them. I let them stick out of the sunroof. Merry Christmas. Peace. LMSP

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 05:41 PM

7. Bah humbug!-Christmas is for kids.

Good idea!

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Response to ErikJ (Reply #7)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 06:27 PM

9. Let me be the first to wish you

Happy 2,000th post! Peace. LMSP

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 06:02 PM

8. Well, I bet you made...

...quite a few children very happy, Stinky. They may have thought they had seen everything...until they seen you. You should have put one of those big red ball noses on that clowns wear. No? A little too much?
Yes, yes, yes...goodwill to ALL peoples everywhere. And to all a good night!

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