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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 04:51 PM

*Official Prediction String** New NRA talking points in response to firefighters being killed

My best guess is : "Well, we clearly MUST arm ALL of our firefighters nationally, so they can adequately defend themselves from all those 'bad people' with guns"!!! --> with thought balloon saying "Now let's see. 1.5 million firefighter$ X $850 (price of an AR-15), that's $9.6 TRILLION. Not bad.">

Of course, M$M reporters will probably forget to ask: "Mr. LaPierre, just how do you think all those 'bad people' got their guns in the first place?"

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Reply *Official Prediction String** New NRA talking points in response to firefighters being killed (Original post)
99th_Monkey Dec 2012 OP
Permanut Dec 2012 #1
Sherman A1 Dec 2012 #2
Gman Dec 2012 #12
SummerSnow Dec 2012 #3
coalition_unwilling Dec 2012 #5
madokie Dec 2012 #9
Turbineguy Dec 2012 #4
99th_Monkey Dec 2012 #8
Recursion Dec 2012 #6
benld74 Dec 2012 #7
Dems to Win Dec 2012 #10
99th_Monkey Dec 2012 #14
Nevernose Dec 2012 #11
99th_Monkey Dec 2012 #13
Nevernose Dec 2012 #15

Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 04:55 PM

1. Well, ya don't bring a flyswatter to a gunfight..

Our heroic firefighters need to outgun the bad guys, so might I suggest rocket propelled grenade launchers on every fire truck? Anyone who disagrees with this idea is obviously a pinko, dirt worshipping commie marxist Kenyan gun grabber.

(just in case it wasn't obvious).

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Response to Permanut (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:00 PM

2. Hmmm?

Perhaps all fire trucks should be armored & mount .50 calibers. I too add for those who might be in a hurry reading the post and miss the intent.

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Response to Permanut (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:54 PM

12. You don't bring a firehose to a gunfight?

Or something?

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Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:01 PM

3. NRA: "The problem is they took prayer out the firehouses "

They'll say that too.


Sarcasm of course



Hey where do you get the red sarcasm fonts?

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Response to SummerSnow (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:14 PM

5. Click on the smilies button right below the title field (for the

 

sarcasm emoticon and others).

I'm waiting for some RW fucktard to advocate putting God back in the firehose (not a typo).

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Response to SummerSnow (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:29 PM

9. Where you want the sarcasm icon to show

simply cut and paste this
: sarcasm : without the spaces

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Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:02 PM

4. Nothing less than this on every fire truck.

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Response to Turbineguy (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:22 PM

8. Yes. of course, because everyone knows the ONLY thing 'bad people' understand

is BIGGER DEADLIER FIREPOWER.

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Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:20 PM

6. "This is why we need to concentrate on enforcing current law rather than making new ones...

... he was already a felon and couldn't legally have access to a firearm, and we need to improve enforcement so that this kind of thing doesn't happen anymore."

That would be my guess.

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Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:21 PM

7. "C-r-i-c-k-e-t-s"

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Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:34 PM

10. Kevlar burkas for all! All the time, everywhere!

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Response to Dems to Win (Reply #10)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:04 PM

14. $old at your neare$t gun $tore or gun $how. ~nt

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Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:38 PM

11. It's the video games & comics & movies

And those men's adventure novels. I blame H Rider Haggard and his blood-soaked King Solomon's Mines.

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Response to Nevernose (Reply #11)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:03 PM

13. But they don't shoot 6 year olds and firemen in those video games.

or maybe they do, in some on the black market. wouldn't surprise me much.

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Response to 99th_Monkey (Reply #13)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 08:05 PM

15. Of course not

But the NRA would blame literally anything other than guns. If a department store Santa went on a shooting rampage, the NRA would be blaming Christmas.

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