Mon Dec 24, 2012, 04:51 PM
99th_Monkey (7,205 posts)
*Official Prediction String** New NRA talking points in response to firefighters being killedLast edited Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:06 PM USA/ET - Edit history (2)
My best guess is : "Well, we clearly MUST arm ALL of our firefighters nationally, so they can adequately defend themselves from all those 'bad people' with guns"!!! --> with thought balloon saying "Now let's see. 1.5 million firefighter$ X $850 (price of an AR-15), that's $9.6 TRILLION. Not bad.">
Of course, M$M reporters will probably forget to ask: "Mr. LaPierre, just how do you think all those 'bad people' got their guns in the first place?"
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15 replies, 797 views
| Author | Time | Post | |
| 99th_Monkey | Dec 2012 | OP | |
| Permanut | Dec 2012 | #1 | |
| Sherman A1 | Dec 2012 | #2 | |
| Gman | Dec 2012 | #12 | |
| SummerSnow | Dec 2012 | #3 | |
| coalition_unwilling | Dec 2012 | #5 | |
| madokie | Dec 2012 | #9 | |
| Turbineguy | Dec 2012 | #4 | |
| 99th_Monkey | Dec 2012 | #8 | |
| Recursion | Dec 2012 | #6 | |
| benld74 | Dec 2012 | #7 | |
| Dems to Win | Dec 2012 | #10 | |
| 99th_Monkey | Dec 2012 | #14 | |
| Nevernose | Dec 2012 | #11 | |
| 99th_Monkey | Dec 2012 | #13 | |
| Nevernose | Dec 2012 | #15 |
Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 04:55 PM
Permanut (1,283 posts)
1. Well, ya don't bring a flyswatter to a gunfight..
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Our heroic firefighters need to outgun the bad guys, so might I suggest rocket propelled grenade launchers on every fire truck? Anyone who disagrees with this idea is obviously a pinko, dirt worshipping commie marxist Kenyan gun grabber.
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Response to Permanut (Reply #1)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:00 PM
Sherman A1 (11,545 posts)
2. Hmmm?
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Perhaps all fire trucks should be armored & mount .50 calibers. I too add
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Response to Permanut (Reply #1)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:54 PM
Gman (21,168 posts)
12. You don't bring a firehose to a gunfight?
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Or something?
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Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:01 PM
SummerSnow (936 posts)
3. NRA: "The problem is they took prayer out the firehouses "
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Last edited Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:03 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) They'll say that too.
Sarcasm of course Hey where do you get the red sarcasm fonts? |
Response to SummerSnow (Reply #3)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:14 PM
coalition_unwilling (14,180 posts)
5. Click on the smilies button right below the title field (for the
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sarcasm emoticon and others).
I'm waiting for some RW fucktard to advocate putting God back in the firehose (not a typo). |
Response to SummerSnow (Reply #3)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:29 PM
madokie (36,586 posts)
9. Where you want the sarcasm icon to show
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simply cut and paste this
: sarcasm : without the spaces |
Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:02 PM
Turbineguy (16,546 posts)
4. Nothing less than this on every fire truck.
Response to Turbineguy (Reply #4)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:22 PM
99th_Monkey (7,205 posts)
8. Yes. of course, because everyone knows the ONLY thing 'bad people' understand
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is BIGGER DEADLIER FIREPOWER.
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Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:20 PM
Recursion (25,511 posts)
6. "This is why we need to concentrate on enforcing current law rather than making new ones...
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... he was already a felon and couldn't legally have access to a firearm, and we need to improve enforcement so that this kind of thing doesn't happen anymore."
That would be my guess. |
Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:21 PM
benld74 (4,595 posts)
7. "C-r-i-c-k-e-t-s"
Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:34 PM
Dems to Win (523 posts)
10. Kevlar burkas for all! All the time, everywhere!
Response to Dems to Win (Reply #10)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:04 PM
99th_Monkey (7,205 posts)
14. $old at your neare$t gun $tore or gun $how. ~nt
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Response to 99th_Monkey (Original post)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 05:38 PM
Nevernose (8,852 posts)
11. It's the video games & comics & movies
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And those men's adventure novels. I blame H Rider Haggard and his blood-soaked King Solomon's Mines.
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Response to Nevernose (Reply #11)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 06:03 PM
99th_Monkey (7,205 posts)
13. But they don't shoot 6 year olds and firemen in those video games.
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or maybe they do, in some on the black market. wouldn't surprise me much.
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Response to 99th_Monkey (Reply #13)
Mon Dec 24, 2012, 08:05 PM
Nevernose (8,852 posts)
15. Of course not
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But the NRA would blame literally anything other than guns. If a department store Santa went on a shooting rampage, the NRA would be blaming Christmas.
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