Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:12 PM

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? (Original post)	WhoIsNumberNone	Dec 2012	OP
Correct form of the question for Delicate Flowers	bongbong	Dec 2012	#1
the nra dwells in the stoneage	samsingh	Dec 2012	#2
and if its doesn't shoot bullets	samsingh	Dec 2012	#3
Very good. Funny. nt	ZombieHorde	Dec 2012	#4
guns, guns, and more guns...	alterfurz	Dec 2012	#5

Response to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:18 PM

bongbong (5,436 posts)

1. Correct form of the question for Delicate Flowers

"How many guns does it take for a Delicate Flower to change a lightbulb?"

A: At least 10 semi-automatic assault-style rifles, with laser sights and bump-fire stocks, with 100-round drums. You never know when that lightbulb will assault you when you're out walking the dog or in church.

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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:38 PM

samsingh (10,394 posts)

2. the nra dwells in the stoneage

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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:38 PM

samsingh (10,394 posts)

3. and if its doesn't shoot bullets

they don't know how to make it work.

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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:52 PM

ZombieHorde (24,101 posts)

4. Very good. Funny. nt

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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 04:02 PM

alterfurz (1,056 posts)

5. guns, guns, and more guns...

...until everybody's got one. Then everyone draws and just keeps aiming at each other--thus assuring everyone's safety, because no one ever wants to shoot first in a Mexican standoff!

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