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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:12 PM

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Reply How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? (Original post)
WhoIsNumberNone Dec 2012 OP
bongbong Dec 2012 #1
samsingh Dec 2012 #2
samsingh Dec 2012 #3
ZombieHorde Dec 2012 #4
alterfurz Dec 2012 #5

Response to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:18 PM

1. Correct form of the question for Delicate Flowers

 

"How many guns does it take for a Delicate Flower to change a lightbulb?"

A: At least 10 semi-automatic assault-style rifles, with laser sights and bump-fire stocks, with 100-round drums. You never know when that lightbulb will assault you when you're out walking the dog or in church.

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Response to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:38 PM

2. the nra dwells in the stoneage

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Response to samsingh (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:38 PM

3. and if its doesn't shoot bullets

they don't know how to make it work.

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Response to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:52 PM

4. Very good. Funny. nt

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Response to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Mon Dec 24, 2012, 04:02 PM

5. guns, guns, and more guns...

...until everybody's got one. Then everyone draws and just keeps aiming at each other--thus assuring everyone's safety, because no one ever wants to shoot first in a Mexican standoff!

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