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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 04:19 PM

FoxNews' 'Santa’ Turns Out To Be Dirty Old Man

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Yesterday morning Fox & Friends interviewed a man dressed as Santa Claus to ask for his feelings about the so-called “War on Christmas” that many conservative commentators believe is being waged by “secular America.” Turns out, the portly man in the red suit, Sal Lizard, is quite the horn-dog and self-described “dirty old man.”

But a little digging on YouTube for videos featuring Lizard out-of-character yields a whole lot of lady-loving and dirty-mouth-having. The bloggers over at Douchechillz unearthed a bunch of the videos and parsed them for little lovable nuggets like:

“My name is Sal Lizard. I’m an actor, stand-up comic, and pleaser of women.”

“You know why it’s important for gals to leave Santa cookies? Because if they don’t, I’m a lick their pie.”

“When you’re an old man, you appreciate young girls, if you know what I mean.”

“If any of you gals out there want to sit on my lap, I’ll be there for you.”

“(Porn legend) Ron Jeremy said to me… ‘You’re a fucking genius … You’ve legitimized Santa being a dirty old man.’

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/ho-ho-ho-fox-friends-santa-turns-out-to-be-quite-the-dirty-old-man-and-pleaser-of-women/

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Response to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 04:28 PM

1. Sometimes a video says more than a thousand ho's

I couldn't make this sound right without the unintentional pun.

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Response to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 04:45 PM

2. Very old and tired joke

I'm surprised they lowered themselves to revisit it.

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Response to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:17 PM

3. And I thought I was going to see a picture

of Bill O'Reilly in a Santa suit.

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Response to mythology (Reply #3)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 06:55 PM

4. Santa and his loofah

or was that a falafel?

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Response to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 08:35 PM

5. Bwahahahahaha, too funny! Faux nooz must

have a mole working for them that knew it would be such a joke on Faux to hire this guy.

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