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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 03:56 PM

 

Hey! I have this great idea. Gov't subsidised manufacture of guns designed for children!

You could manufacture hand guns of 9mm or similar caliber with 3-5 magazines that could fit in the hands of toddlers. Early NRA education programs could teach them the intricacies of gun ownership and VOILE! An armed protection militia in every school in America!

We can do Hello Kitty Kalashnikov holsters for the girls and Rambo themed holsters for the boys! The guns can be manufactured in all sorts of fun pre-school colors and themes as well as their favorite cartoon characters emblazoned on the muzzles.

And don't worry about a four year old losing his or her temper because guns don't kill people.

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Reply Hey! I have this great idea. Gov't subsidised manufacture of guns designed for children! (Original post)
Whovian Dec 2012 OP
HereSince1628 Dec 2012 #1
DJ13 Dec 2012 #2
nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #3
lastlib Dec 2012 #4

Response to Whovian (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 04:01 PM

1. If you pledge campaign finances I'll bet you can get a gubermint jobs loan

to help set up the manufacturing site.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 04:02 PM

2. Perfect

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 04:04 PM

3. Careful Wayne LaPierre.

Might take you on it.

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #3)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 04:12 PM

4. Nah, he'll just demand royalties--he took out a copyright on it this morning....

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