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Fri Dec 21, 2012, 02:08 AM

 

Wow. Just got the memo.

Said to stay inside on the 26th as that is when the NWO troops are going to be taking my neighbor's guns away. I thought this wasn't supposed to happen until February 12.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 02:09 AM

1. I THOUGHT IT WAS ON TIME CHANGE NIGHT

you know, to give them time for separation anxiety therapy

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 02:13 AM

2. No, no, they're just coming for your armour-piercing ordinance on the 26th & then they'll pick up

the small stuff on Feb 12.

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Response to patrice (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 02:24 AM

6. Wait, wait. When do they start picking up people with the red dots on their mailboxes?

That's why the Post Office has to go, they're spies!

Yup, I heard it on Patriot Radio. It must be true!



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Response to freshwest (Reply #6)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 04:23 AM

9. Hi, freshwest!

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 02:17 AM

3. I heard on the radio that Obama is seeking a 3rd term, and I should buy gold.

GOLD!

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Response to Care Acutely (Reply #3)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 02:18 AM

4. I'd vote for Obama for a third term. Dang, they found out about us!

Who ratted us out?


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Response to freshwest (Reply #4)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 04:46 AM

10. The rule isn't 2 terms, it's ten years

In 2016 Bill Clinton is good for two years and so is O'Bama! or vice-versa.

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Response to Care Acutely (Reply #3)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 02:35 AM

7. Nah, the Doomers are all now bitching that gold is tanking



Funny story: somewhat local guy converted all his savings into silver and gold coins, locked in a safe bolted to the wall and floor.

Only told a few people and the UPS guy ( who nosily asked what all the boxes were so this dude SHOWS him )

You guessed it: somebody took out the wall and part of the floor and got his entire safe.


The lesson is: if you buy gold BURY IT IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!










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Response to Tsiyu (Reply #7)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 03:57 AM

13. That is a funny story. My RW MIL and her husband recently bought a giant safe.

They said it was for his guns but I have a sneaking suspicion there's either gold or gold certificates in there. They've had FAUX and AM radio going for the last 4 years, every since the socialist black mooslim destroyer of "real America" took office.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 02:21 AM

5. there is a crimp in the Jack Boot supply chain. NWO shock troops won't be ready for full scale

 

door to door gun confiscation until possibly as late as March 2013 according to anonymous sources at Illuminati Without Borders.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 03:13 AM

8. Maybe I can buy them off with some Ameros.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 04:50 AM

11. And the children too!

 



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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 05:03 AM

12. Goddamit. Now I gotta get the stains out of my tuxedo.

AGAIN.

Why the hell can't these people get their invitations squared away????


Argh!!!!

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sat Dec 22, 2012, 04:06 AM

14. It's part of the Mayan apocalypse

to cover for Obama's gun confiscation plan before submitting us to UN Control. The Maya planned this all out centuries ago and made the calendar end today just to provide cover.

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