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Thu Dec 20, 2012, 02:59 PM

My standard reply to every new DUer who "just happens" to be a gun-lover: Please Share!

Please use this:



Posted in reply to every one of these hopeless false-equivalency "I-Could-Kill-Someone-With-A-Chair-Cars-Kill-Too-Spoons-Don't-Make-You-Fat-Chinese-Knife-Guy-1927-Durr-Hurr" people...



Don't try to argue, because you're just arguing with a sloganeer who is cutting and pasting their responses.

Fight fire with fire. Cut and paste this:



It suits.

Use it. It has the added benefit of being really funny.

Make DU better.

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Reply My standard reply to every new DUer who "just happens" to be a gun-lover: Please Share! (Original post)
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Thu Dec 20, 2012, 03:06 PM

1. Also:



From Bowling for Columbine - who says the NRA and the KKK don't have anything in common?

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Thu Dec 20, 2012, 05:49 PM

2. Just got to use it again.

It's fun.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Thu Dec 20, 2012, 06:02 PM

3. If you knew anything at all about guns

...you'd know that there were no deaths at all worldwide in the year 1927 from guns, but more than 70,000 people were killed by erupting geysers.

Also, in Swahili, "derp" means "military-style automatic assault weapon", and you're clearly talking about military-style SEMI-automatic assault weapons. So take it back, or Baby Jesus is gonna be pissed when he gets back from the firing range and hears about this.

Your entire premise is flawed because freedom liberty 2a!!!1!

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