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Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:01 PM

Do you expect 12/21/12 to be the Apocalypse and what form will it take?

If yes, how will it go down?


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Solar Storm
1 (2%)
Sun Explodes
1 (2%)
Disease
0 (0%)
Planetary collision
1 (2%)
Zombie Apocalypse
11 (24%)
Book of Revelation
0 (0%)
Super Volcanos/Earthquakes/Tsunamis
0 (0%)
Manmade: Nuclear/Large Hadron Collider/Gov't disease outbreak
0 (0%)
Other
12 (26%)
Nothing happens
20 (43%)
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Reply Do you expect 12/21/12 to be the Apocalypse and what form will it take? (Original post)
Renew Deal Dec 2012 OP
yourout Dec 2012 #1
Marie Marie Dec 2012 #41
Jamastiene Dec 2012 #80
teddy51 Dec 2012 #2
sarisataka Dec 2012 #6
teddy51 Dec 2012 #9
Coyotl Dec 2012 #3
Renew Deal Dec 2012 #7
Gregorian Dec 2012 #10
Coyotl Dec 2012 #25
orleans Dec 2012 #33
HipChick Dec 2012 #4
Nay Dec 2012 #31
demwing Dec 2012 #35
Nay Dec 2012 #38
NightWatcher Dec 2012 #5
Renew Deal Dec 2012 #12
Gregorian Dec 2012 #8
Mel Content Dec 2012 #11
Coyotl Dec 2012 #44
FSogol Dec 2012 #57
Jamastiene Dec 2012 #81
russspeakeasy Dec 2012 #13
Iggo Dec 2012 #14
Motown_Johnny Dec 2012 #15
DJ13 Dec 2012 #16
GreenPartyVoter Dec 2012 #18
demwing Dec 2012 #49
GreenPartyVoter Dec 2012 #50
demwing Dec 2012 #71
GreenPartyVoter Dec 2012 #72
demwing Dec 2012 #87
GreenPartyVoter Dec 2012 #88
Bennyboy Dec 2012 #17
agent46 Dec 2012 #19
Coyotl Dec 2012 #27
LongTomH Dec 2012 #20
Blue_In_AK Dec 2012 #42
LineLineLineNew Reply !
CrazyOrangeCat Dec 2012 #83
Roland99 Dec 2012 #21
Renew Deal Dec 2012 #24
DCKit Dec 2012 #22
Renew Deal Dec 2012 #23
nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #26
Coyotl Dec 2012 #30
KittyWampus Dec 2012 #28
global1 Dec 2012 #29
MADem Dec 2012 #32
oldhippydude Dec 2012 #34
pokerfan Dec 2012 #36
MrSlayer Dec 2012 #37
Control-Z Dec 2012 #45
Kaleva Dec 2012 #39
shanti Dec 2012 #40
Coyotl Dec 2012 #43
slackmaster Dec 2012 #46
demwing Dec 2012 #47
HappyMe Dec 2012 #48
leveymg Dec 2012 #51
In_The_Wind Dec 2012 #52
Renew Deal Dec 2012 #62
In_The_Wind Dec 2012 #64
kydo Dec 2012 #53
Buns_of_Fire Dec 2012 #54
Flabbergasted Dec 2012 #78
union_maid Dec 2012 #55
hatrack Dec 2012 #56
Buns_of_Fire Dec 2012 #59
hobbit709 Dec 2012 #58
Renew Deal Dec 2012 #60
grahamhgreen Dec 2012 #61
ellie Dec 2012 #63
Trailrider1951 Dec 2012 #65
greytdemocrat Dec 2012 #66
hootinholler Dec 2012 #67
Autumn Dec 2012 #68
forestpath Dec 2012 #69
Ganja Ninja Dec 2012 #70
Bucky Dec 2012 #73
sofa king Dec 2012 #74
JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2012 #86
sofa king Dec 2012 #90
deutsey Dec 2012 #75
winetourdriver Dec 2012 #76
louis-t Dec 2012 #77
Jamastiene Dec 2012 #79
zabet Dec 2012 #82
wandy Dec 2012 #84
tosh Dec 2012 #85
Dash87 Dec 2012 #89

Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:06 PM

1. I don't think it will happen but if it does it will involve a Rush Limbaugh fart.

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Response to yourout (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 12:14 AM

41. Now that would be cataclysmic.

Noxious gas covering the planet - we are doomed.

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Response to yourout (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 01:42 PM

80. But, would a Rush Limbaugh fart really be that different

than the noxious hot air that comes out of his mouth on a daily basis? Sad to say, his farts are probably less unpleasant than his mouth.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:06 PM

2. Where the hell is Planet X right now, anyway?

 

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Response to teddy51 (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:09 PM

6. has a flying saucer landed in Tokyo?

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Response to sarisataka (Reply #6)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:12 PM

9. lol Have not heard of one landing.

 

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:07 PM

3. Other. Powerful winds will blow everything away all at once.

However, I'm not sure about that.

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Response to Coyotl (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:10 PM

7. I love that graphic

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Response to Coyotl (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:12 PM

10. I'm sorry but the temperature that day will be 666 degrees.

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Response to Gregorian (Reply #10)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:37 PM

25. LOL!

Good one!! I double-checked and you are correct. Link:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/austinwondo/8282238006/

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Response to Coyotl (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:46 PM

33. lol! don't think hair gel will help. n/t

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:07 PM

4. Dunno...but I will be in NYC stuffing on Lobster and Steak..

Company Xmas party...I'll be going out fat and happy..

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Response to HipChick (Reply #4)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:45 PM

31. As will I....the whole family will be together for Solstice dinner and gift opening. So we'll all

die together, full of ham, baked potatoes, and brownies!

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Response to Nay (Reply #31)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:52 PM

35. so late in December, your family gives gifts and has a feaster

but it's not Christmas?

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Response to demwing (Reply #35)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 12:07 AM

38. Nope--we're not Christian. For 39 years we've done Solstice. Just our preference.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:08 PM

5. Other: World stops spinning and we all fly off into space as gravity fails

Think planetary slam on the breaks without a seatbelt

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:11 PM

8. Orly Taitz will do something SANE.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:12 PM

11. i know what a zombie apocolypse* is supposed to be- but what's a zombie apocolpse?

 

is it just like the apocalypse, but without a y?

*-apocalypse

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Response to Mel Content (Reply #11)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 12:19 AM

44. CDC Issues Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Material

http://news.brevardtimes.com/2012/06/cdc-issues-zombie-apocalypse.html

The suspected bath salts drug cannibal zombie attack in Miami, Florida has grabbed the speculation of the U.S. public as to whether bath salts will create zombies who will cannibalize each other in more 2012 zombie attacks leading to a final flesh-eating cannibal zombie apocalypse.

In the event a zombie apocalypse does occur following a rash of zombie attacks in 2012, the U.S. Center for Disease Control has got you covered. ... In their graphic novel, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic," the CDC demonstrates the importance of being prepared ...

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Response to Mel Content (Reply #11)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 08:33 AM

57. Zombie Prolapse?

Ask your doctor if Zombast is right for you....

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Response to Mel Content (Reply #11)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 01:48 PM

81. Well, what about a zombie apocalypso?

It might be JUST the dance to unseat the Gangnam Style horse dance as the most popular dance of the year.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:14 PM

13. the world will end. mid 70's, slight easterly wind, partly cloudy.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:15 PM

14. Didn't SkyNet become self-aware this year?

Rise of the machines, baby.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:15 PM

15. The smart bet is "Nothing Happens" 'cause if it does we won't be here to point out who was wrong.

How about a Gama Burst option?






Edit To Add: Revelation, not Revelations



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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:16 PM

16. Other

Obama and Boner reach a deal to screw over Americas elderly and disabled on that day.

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Response to DJ13 (Reply #16)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:21 PM

18. That seems the most likely.

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Response to GreenPartyVoter (Reply #18)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 07:14 AM

49. Of COURSE you do!

Vote Green, that is.

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Response to demwing (Reply #49)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 07:23 AM

50. Not for president, so I get the right to grouse if I don't like the way the guy I

_did_ vote for is doing or not doing his job.

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Response to GreenPartyVoter (Reply #50)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 09:58 AM

71. Absolutely! Grouse if you don't like the job he is doing

but wait till he's actually doing the thing you grouse about before you begin grousing, right?

"Speculation" is just the flip side of "making stuff up"

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Response to demwing (Reply #71)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 01:01 PM

72. Sure. As long as I add the modifier, "If he..." I guess I can say anything I want. Thanks for

playing "give the 3rd party voter a hard time for no reason." Feel free to put me on ignore if my existence bothers you so much.

Happy holidays!

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Response to GreenPartyVoter (Reply #72)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 03:29 PM

87. Ahh!

you're free to be critical, but touchy when criticized, eh?

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Response to demwing (Reply #87)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 03:52 PM

88. Not touchy, just observant. You didn't say anything to the person who

actually made the statement you disagree with, but you got all upset about me agreeing with that person's reply. This leads me to think that your problem is really less about criticism of the President (the one I voted for) than it is about my party affiliation.

Again, the ignore option is still available to you at any time. I would hate to see you get even more worked up over such a non-issue as my username.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:17 PM

17. Everywhere we go, the music from the Dollar Store will be playing....

 

Rosanna!

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:22 PM

19. 2012?

I think the 2012 apocalypse represents the most destructive aspect of a vast social engineering project. The new age movement, regardless of protestations that it isn't an apocalypse, but a spiritual ascension of the world for those who are keen enough to believe the dogma, is really nothing more than a different approach to pacifying a segment of the population to inaction. It is christian millennialism for those who believe they are too savvy and spiritually accomplished to be fundy christians.

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Response to agent46 (Reply #19)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:42 PM

27. Everyone having a separate reality make it difficult to organize, bu that won't matter after Friday.



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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:27 PM

20. The only thing that will happen on Dec 21 this year will be a lot of End Of The World Parties.....

.....followed by some truly, truly apocalyptic hangovers!!!!!

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Response to LongTomH (Reply #20)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 12:14 AM

42. We're going to one.

It's called Party Like There's No To-Mayan. The party ends at 11:55 p.m.

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Response to Blue_In_AK (Reply #42)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 02:16 PM

83. !



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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:27 PM

21. Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man

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Response to Roland99 (Reply #21)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:29 PM

24. Awesome!

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:28 PM

22. What? No "All of the Above"? Amateur. nt

 

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Response to DCKit (Reply #22)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:28 PM

23. lol

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:38 PM

26. The calendar turns over

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #26)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:44 PM

30. Admit it, you know the New Age is going to dawn.

Everyone has to be on board

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:43 PM

28. That's when the NRA announced it will release a statement.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:44 PM

29. The NRA Implodes At Their 12-21-12 Press Conference.......nt

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:46 PM

32. No more Rice Krispies, maybe?

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:52 PM

34. 2 words

Fukishima dihatsu... forgive spelling

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:54 PM

36. Gozer The Gozerian

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:56 PM

37. Nothing is going to happen.

 

But I kind of wish it would.

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Response to MrSlayer (Reply #37)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 12:44 AM

45. This. (nt) hahaha

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 12:10 AM

39. Other-Everybody gets PPR'd on that date

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 12:12 AM

40. SSDD

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 12:16 AM

43. WHEW! Space Weather Good Ahead Of December 21 Mayan Apocalypse

Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Space Weather Good Ahead Of December 21 Mayan Apocalypse

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida -- Many apocalyptic predictions call for doomsday ... According to the joint U.S. Air Force and NOAA Solar Geophysical Activity Report and Forecast issued on December 17, 2012, the space weather forecast looks good ahead of the so-called Mayan calendar apocalyptic doomsday of December 21, 2012. The forecast calls for a less than 1 percent chance of a powerful Class X solar flare or major solar geomagnetic storm ... solar activity is expected to be at low levels with a slight chance for M-class flares ... the geomagnetic field has been at quiet to active levels for the past 24 hours. Solar wind speed, as measured by the ACE spacecraft, reached a peak speed of 532 km/s ...

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 12:45 AM

46. I expect potato.

 

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 07:09 AM

47. Instantaneous Climate Change

Within 24 hours the planet will freeze., same as last time...10,000 years from now future humanity will discover frozen cattle with mouthfuls of grass and wonder wtf happened.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 07:11 AM

48. Nothing happens.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 07:32 AM

51. Plague of toads has always seemed an amusing sign of the Apocalypse.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 07:38 AM

52. We'll all be laughing about 12/21/12 on 12/22/12.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #52)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 08:39 AM

62. Hey, did you feel something

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Response to Renew Deal (Reply #62)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 09:02 AM

64. Yes, I did.



My bedroom shook a little.
I thought it was my chocolate lab laying down.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 07:41 AM

53. I voted no but

if for some reason I am wrong, I have 3 days supply of water and food. My generator died this summer so that might ensure doomsday. See I am in FL and we have hurricane supplies. And since I bought my generator 7 years ago my area in FL as not been hit hard. Of course as soon as I don't have a working generator doomsday happens. So if the world ends on friday, its my fault, my generator is broken and I just bought macs for my kids for christmas (shh they don't know - its big surprise), so no money for a generator until spring.

But honestly I think we all be here chatting about guns and the fiscal cliff on saturday dec 22, 2012. Unless Yellowstone erupts.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 08:06 AM

54. Well, I still have a box of Hornady "Zombie Max" shotgun shells...

Unfortunately, I sold my shotgun several years ago, so I'll be the one standing in the street throwing the shells at the undead little suckers as they advance...

P.S. Yes, they DO sell "Zombie Max" shotgun shells. And Mossberg sells a Model 500-ZMB Zombie Shotgun, too.

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Response to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #54)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 01:36 PM

78. Chuckle. Nt

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 08:22 AM

55. I'm assuming zombie apocalypse

There's been so much buzz about it lately. Coincidence? Some people don't believe in coincidence. But just in case, I did my Xmas shopping, because you really can't count on anything these days. Question is, should I go ahead and pay the January cable bill?

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 08:30 AM

56. If it doesn't involve Honey Boo-Boo, it is insufficiently apocalyptic

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Response to hatrack (Reply #56)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 08:36 AM

59. A zombie Honey Boo Boo?

Mull THAT one over for a while...

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 08:34 AM

58. I'm going to go up to all of the Doomsday believers tomorrow

and ask them to sign over all their assets to me.

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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #58)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 08:37 AM

60. I did that during the May 21 madness next year

I asked some lady for the address to her house. She asked why. I said that I wanted to pick up her stuff after she was gone. She said no, because her kids are there. I said that they wouldn't be there after the rapture she was predicting. She never gave me that address.

This apocalypse seems to be more about "the end of the world" than the rapture, so there are less religious nuts spouting off than last time.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 08:37 AM

61. Other: killer bees from Brazil!

Remember that big scare?

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 08:42 AM

63. We do not get to know our expiration date

That was in the bible or something.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 09:13 AM

65. About the same as the Y2K doomsday extravaganza

Yawn

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 09:15 AM

66. What the hell is wrong with you people???

It's obviously the Zombies.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 09:24 AM

67. It starts with the end of gun posts in GD

Then it progresses from there.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 09:32 AM

68. Yes. A budget deal with the republicans.

that would be about the worst thing I can see happening.

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Response to Autumn (Reply #68)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 09:33 AM

69. +1

 

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 09:38 AM

70. Ha HA! Laugh now suckers! I'm the one who'll be laughing after the Rapture.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 01:04 PM

73. The Fiscal Cliff, obviously

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 01:06 PM

74. I will not get my morning coffee that day.

And I'll be snippy and short-tempered all morning as a result.

FEAR MY WRATH!

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Response to sofa king (Reply #74)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 02:56 PM

86. Wait ... the earth ending is one thing ... but no morning coffee?

That is a disaster!

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Response to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #86)

Fri Dec 21, 2012, 11:55 AM

90. I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING SYMPATHY!

Wait, sorry about that. I'm enjoying a cup right now. It's cool. The end is averted.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 01:10 PM

75. Abide

http://dudespaper.com/the-end-is-near-lets-celebrate-the-now-is-here-instead.html/



SNIP...

That’s why we’re encouraging Dudeists around the world to celebrate The Now Is Here Day this Friday, December 21. While the gloom-and-doomers are running around like a bunch of fucking amateur eschatologists (Google it), let’s show the world what it means to abide.

Throw a solstice party, organize a Dudeitation flash mob, do random acts of kindness for others, fire up a jay in public in Washington State and Colorado now that the legislatures there don’t mind, have some beers, some burgers, a few laughs…anything that says with a casual rebel shrug: “Just take it easy, mankind.”

MORE...

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 01:20 PM

76. The end?

No, not this month. The end will come with the nine degree average temp rise expected by the end of this century. Agriculture as we know it will be over, and billions of people will starve to death.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 01:31 PM

77. We will all be sent to Facebook prison?

I am definitely NOT quitting smoking until the 22nd.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 01:41 PM

79. No, but if anything at all happens, it will be because some gullible,

paranoid person caused it, but it will not be some "end of the world" scenario.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 01:52 PM

82. Zomg!

It will end just like it did on Y2K!!!!!

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 02:25 PM

84. Other. Bats or more probably republicans.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 02:41 PM

85. The days will begin to lengthen.

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Response to Renew Deal (Original post)

Wed Dec 19, 2012, 04:03 PM

89. Gravity reverses, and we all fly away.

Or we become as light as nerf balls and blow away in the wind. Nooooo!!!

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