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Tue Dec 18, 2012, 07:38 AM

On a lighter note. T'was the night before reelection....

I have written this for a number of years now. If you like it, please feel free to copy and paste.
It is kind of hard to get into the spirit considering what has happened lately.

T'was the night before reelection
Mitt Romney style

Twas the night before reelection, my head filled with doubt
Speaker Boehner was stirring, we could lose in a rout!
The polls had been doctored for everyone to stare
In hopes St Nicholas would fill the empty chair

My donors were feasting on crumpets and cake
Laughing and joking about legitimate rape
And Ann in her Pierre Cardin diamond studded kerchief and I in my topper
Dreaming of a White Christmas and my next big whopper

When out on the lawn a wintery greeter
I sprang from my bed to see Juan, with a weed eater!
Away away I shouted, my fist did shake!
Iím running for president for Godís sake!

And then in a twinkling, I heard on the shingles
The GOPs strategy and cute little jingles
We intimated, harassed, and hassled the vote casters
And demand an ID from all the old bastards

We raised unlimited cash with nothing to spare
To bash the President and his socialist ObamaCare
With money galore, Fox ads we did buy
For months of misinformation and down right lies

We harassed the women, Hispanics, and Black gents
We blamed the poor, the sick, and the 47 percent.
We did this and more no matter the cost
Then woke up and wondered why we lost?

As we searched for guidance and who to blame
The Democrats rejoiced and proudly proclaimed
4 years ago we said it when he ran
And we say it again because, Yes We Can!

In 2008 we cracked the glass ceiling with such drama
Electing a President named Barrack Obama
And in 2016 working with hope and all of our ability
We will forever shatter the ceiling with someone named Hillary!

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Tue Dec 18, 2012, 07:41 AM

1. Love it

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Tue Dec 18, 2012, 08:20 AM

2. k&r

Good job.

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