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Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:21 PM

Superduck Gay Threat. (I just post em, folks)

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Reply Superduck Gay Threat. (I just post em, folks) (Original post)
graywarrior Dec 2012 OP
Autumn Dec 2012 #1
Ken Burch Dec 2012 #20
Autumn Dec 2012 #21
awoke_in_2003 Dec 2012 #36
nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #2
Autumn Dec 2012 #3
nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #12
graywarrior Dec 2012 #4
Autumn Dec 2012 #5
graywarrior Dec 2012 #8
Autumn Dec 2012 #10
nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #13
graywarrior Dec 2012 #15
nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #16
lob1 Dec 2012 #59
shireen Dec 2012 #49
awoke_in_2003 Dec 2012 #39
shireen Dec 2012 #46
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graywarrior Dec 2012 #52
Surya Gayatri Dec 2012 #50
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graywarrior Dec 2012 #54
csziggy Dec 2012 #67
graywarrior Dec 2012 #68
Surya Gayatri Dec 2012 #70
cliffordu Dec 2012 #71
freshwest Dec 2012 #6
nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #14
graywarrior Dec 2012 #19
freshwest Dec 2012 #23
shireen Dec 2012 #55
dogknob Dec 2012 #7
awoke_in_2003 Dec 2012 #41
L0oniX Dec 2012 #9
freshwest Dec 2012 #11
graywarrior Dec 2012 #17
Marrah_G Dec 2012 #18
jtuck004 Dec 2012 #22
underpants Dec 2012 #24
graywarrior Dec 2012 #27
Autumn Dec 2012 #28
graywarrior Dec 2012 #31
underpants Dec 2012 #38
graywarrior Dec 2012 #47
jmowreader Dec 2012 #62
graywarrior Dec 2012 #64
jmowreader Dec 2012 #66
graywarrior Dec 2012 #69
xmas74 Dec 2012 #25
gkhouston Dec 2012 #37
xmas74 Dec 2012 #40
nadine_mn Dec 2012 #63
xmas74 Dec 2012 #82
Scootaloo Dec 2012 #26
Kalidurga Dec 2012 #29
graywarrior Dec 2012 #32
malaise Dec 2012 #30
graywarrior Dec 2012 #33
malaise Dec 2012 #77
Politicub Dec 2012 #34
gkhouston Dec 2012 #35
Jim Lane Dec 2012 #48
quakerboy Dec 2012 #42
chollybocker Dec 2012 #43
graywarrior Dec 2012 #51
FreeBC Dec 2012 #44
awoke_in_2003 Dec 2012 #45
graywarrior Dec 2012 #58
Liberalagogo Dec 2012 #53
Jackpine Radical Dec 2012 #56
Behind the Aegis Dec 2012 #74
Jackpine Radical Dec 2012 #81
shireen Dec 2012 #57
BainsBane Dec 2012 #60
graywarrior Dec 2012 #61
jmowreader Dec 2012 #65
eppur_se_muova Dec 2012 #72
eppur_se_muova Dec 2012 #73
Behind the Aegis Dec 2012 #75
Systematic Chaos Dec 2012 #76
HappyMe Dec 2012 #78
LibertyLover Dec 2012 #79
graywarrior Dec 2012 #80

Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:24 PM

1. I for one, can't wait to welcome our Superduck Gay Overlords

I am certain that they will be more compassionate than our current overlords in the Congress and the Senate.

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Response to Autumn (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:06 PM

20. "If you want to imagine the fufure, think of orange sauce glazing a human face-forever".

Last edited Tue Dec 18, 2012, 12:52 AM - Edit history (1)

(Damn, they took my cool image away).

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Response to Ken Burch (Reply #20)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:20 PM

21. I bet orange sauce is good for the skin

and it tastes good too. I like it on carrots.

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Response to Ken Burch (Reply #20)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:02 PM

36. Well played. nt

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:25 PM

2. I welcome our new super duck overlords

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:39 PM

3. I had a pair of male ducks that seemed to be bonded

one was killed by a neighbors dog. The other one died about a month later. They were the coolest animals I have ever owned, so much fun.

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Response to Autumn (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:52 PM

12. My male conure and make cockatiel were bonded

He has not gotten over it but now he's gotten bonded to me, instead of the sun conure...she and him could have chicks with him, so I am fine with it.

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:41 PM

4. I know for a fact that ducks have a kinky duct tape fetish

Straight, gay....doesn't matter. They dig it.

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:44 PM

5. I miss that duck

he always brought a smile to my face. You should bring him back with honors. At this point our Country needs him.

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Response to Autumn (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:48 PM

8. Qwak

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:51 PM

10. Now that is an Overlord that I can support

in fact a shrine should be built in his honor so that he may be worshiped as he deserves. Thank you.

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:53 PM

13. Second the bring that duck back

DU institution...or 'thing!

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #13)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:54 PM

15. Could you repeat that?

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #15)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:56 PM

16. Slowly now

I second bringing that duck back. He is a DU institution.

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #16)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:49 PM

59. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #13)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:12 PM

49. yes, a DU institution indeed

i was devastated when the duck disappeared, not even a fleck of duct tape left behind ....

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:05 PM

39. "Tape them from orbit...

is is the only way to be sure" ... That they don't get us in the end.

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:11 PM

46. just like old times!

Welcome back duct tape duck.


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Response to shireen (Reply #46)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:17 PM

52. !

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:13 PM

50. No! AFLAAAAACK! He's been moonlighting in those crazy TV commercials...

trying to make it in the big-time since you fired him as your avatar. A duck's gotta do what a duck's gotta do.

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Response to Surya Gayatri (Reply #50)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:23 PM

54. .

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Response to Surya Gayatri (Reply #50)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 10:06 PM

67. Here he is with the competition!

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Response to csziggy (Reply #67)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 10:09 PM

68. And the beak?

Fucking hardcore!

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Response to csziggy (Reply #67)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 03:30 AM

70. Now, that is FUNNY.....Bwaahaaaa!

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #4)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 03:35 AM

71. BRING BACK THE DUCK!!!!!

DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK!!!!

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:45 PM

6. No reptilian overlords? We're lucky. Ducks aren't carnivores. The previous threat was scary.

An example of homeschooling gone awry.

Check this, nadin, tell me what you think:



http://www.democraticunderground.com/101786661

My assumption was she is a space alien, but, you never know these days...

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Response to freshwest (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:54 PM

14. Oh that is a classic.

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #14)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:04 PM

19. No, the one after that


But never mind, I had the duck translate.

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #19)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:29 PM

23. Well...


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Response to freshwest (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:26 PM

55. LOL!


oh, i needed a good LOL! so bad!


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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:46 PM

7. The Duck of Death approves of this post.

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Response to dogknob (Reply #7)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:06 PM

41. The duck I says. nt

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:49 PM

9. Daffy 2016.

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:52 PM

11. This story needs to go viral! Send it to every wingnut you know!


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Response to freshwest (Reply #11)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:56 PM

17. Ruh roh

Or as a duckwould say, qwak qwak.

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 07:58 PM

18. ...............

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:27 PM

22. Could just move the "Duck Crossing" sign.

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:31 PM

24. Why do I sense that this is a marketing scheme by Phil Knight?

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Response to underpants (Reply #24)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:37 PM

27. Why does that duck have a hat, gloves and a shirt but no UNDERPANTS?!

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #27)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:43 PM

28. So the yellow stains don't show up

That's another one I miss

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Response to Autumn (Reply #28)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:49 PM

31. We call em skivvies

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #27)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:04 PM

38. Ducks notoriously don't wear underpants

They are like the Lindsey Lohan of cartoon characters...that and pigs. I am stopping now.

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Response to underpants (Reply #38)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:12 PM

47. Lohan = duck lips = duck = underpants = Lohan

I get it.

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #27)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:52 PM

62. Because he needs no underpants

This is because he has no penis.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #62)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:57 PM

64. WHAT?

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #64)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 10:03 PM

66. Yeah, look close.

He has no children. Huey, Dewey and Louie are his nephews, not his sons.

His romantic affairs don't go any farther than emotionless kisses on the end of the bill. His temper has a LOT to do with this, but it's not the only thing.

He never has any telltale little bumps down there.

And he was born in 1934, when Hollywood was in the throes of the Hays Code--which would have not allowed penis-equipped ducks to walk around without pants.

He's dickless. Sorry to despoil your childhood fantasies.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #66)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 10:26 PM

69. Got a link?

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:33 PM

25. Somebody send this to the execs at the SyFy channel!

This would be an incredible Saturday night movie! I know I'd watch it. I already have casting planned in my head.

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Response to xmas74 (Reply #25)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:03 PM

37. Thread win!! n/t

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Response to gkhouston (Reply #37)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:06 PM

40. This plot with former 80's child stars=

one hell of a SyFy channel movie.

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Response to xmas74 (Reply #25)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:57 PM

63. Sat SyFy is my guilty pleasure

John Schneider would have to play the father figure

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Response to nadine_mn (Reply #63)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 10:16 AM

82. dukes of hazard mini reunion!

I can picture it now. And we know John is available-he already appears in so many as it is!
The Duke boys take on evolutionary superior super gay ducks. Wow!

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:36 PM

26. Well you know, if you can't beat them...

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:47 PM

29. "I don't want my children to compete with ducks...

I want them to evolve further than I have." Well isn't that special so do we Jasmine.

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Response to Kalidurga (Reply #29)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:50 PM

32. Her feet are webbed

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:48 PM

30. And they published this BS

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Response to malaise (Reply #30)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 08:52 PM

33. And I post it!

Go figure. Someone has to lead the way.

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #33)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 08:19 AM

77. LOL

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:01 PM

34. I, for one, welcome our new gay superduck overlords

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:02 PM

35. I'd say ducks have already evolved beyond this particular individual.

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Response to gkhouston (Reply #35)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:12 PM

48. My thought exactly. You beat me to the post by 10 minutes. (n/t)

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:08 PM

42. So much there

1: Ducks will only get me in the end if they also have homosexuals.
2: My understanding is that ducks on a semiregular basis get horny and start raping each other, sometimes to death, without regard to the gender of the raped duck.

So, Unlike the first response, I do not care to welcome our duck overlords. I will fight them to the end. Gun control or no, I will find a way.

Also, there is no rational pattern that leads to the supposed conclusion of the alleged 14 year old. Someone needs a few more years of school. And some basic logic training.

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:08 PM

43. How do you get down from a duck?

HA!

You don't.

You get down from an elephant.

But you GO DOWN ON a duck.

Now it all makes sense.

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Response to chollybocker (Reply #43)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:16 PM

51. Pow! Warp speed! They are gone!

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:10 PM

44. C'mon! Nobody has posted this yet???!!!!

 

Garfunkel and Oates, Sex with Ducks:

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:10 PM

45. Shoot them in the face...

so their beaks spin around their heads
http://m.

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Response to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #45)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:33 PM

58. Which one?

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:19 PM

53. It's real, I tells ya!!!!

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:27 PM

56. Queer Duck

(Just get past the stupid drug commercial)

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #56)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 03:42 AM

74. Oh my gay stars!

I am glad someone else remembered this short. I was going to post it (same one as a matter of fact).

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Response to Behind the Aegis (Reply #74)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 09:57 AM

81. Whatever happened to arwalden?

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:29 PM

57. awww, thanks graywarrior

we really needed a daffy thread like this. Nothing like some silly silliness to lighten our spirits.


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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:49 PM

60. suck a duck

Yeah, all your sickness I can suck it up
Throw it all at me I can shrug it off
There's one thing baby that I don't understand
You keep on telling me I ain't your kind of man


[link:|

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #60)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:51 PM

61. That's kinda pervy

I like.

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 09:57 PM

65. I'm not really worried about the superduck gay threat

I'm much more worried about the New Zealand homeschooler crack epidemic.

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 03:39 AM

73. Begin the Gay Duck Aversion Therapy !













Oops, try to ignore that one -- may be ambiguous.





I googled "sexy duck" so you don't have to. Trust me on this.

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 03:46 AM

75. "Oh course you know; this means war!"

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 04:08 AM

76. Gay superducks make some mean fucking mac & cheese.

Trufax!!

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 08:45 AM

78. lol!

She doesn't want her children to compete with the ducks?! I would put my money on the superducks, rather than her kids.

We should welcome our Gay Superducks.

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 09:11 AM

79. Oh myyyyy!

To be heard in George Takei's voice.

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Response to graywarrior (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 09:31 AM

80. This thread is proof that we're all ducking crazy

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