Newt's current wife is a robot! I have no proof but have seen many robots in....

[Logical]

movies and she seems like most of them.

I am pretty sure I am right on this!

[FourScore]

1. She looks like a Stepford Wife. n/t

[Logical]

2. So true!! n-t

[roguevalley]

10. Transformers are prettier. Ask Sunstreaker. :-D

[Old and In the Way]

3. She's got that "light's on, nobody's home" kind of look in her eyes.

She does appear to have that 'trophy wife' quality about her. Not someone I find attractive, but, then, I don't find Newt presidential in the least.

[scarletwoman]

4. Sorta like this one?

[FourScore]

21. lol

[valerief]

5. She just has better drugs than the rest of us. nt

[Lil Missy]

6. Imagine that harlot (mistress and adulteress) as First Lady

Almost as bad as having that corrupt horses ass as POTUS

[jberryhill]

8. Yeah, but we might get a Second Lady and a Third Lady

Four years is a long time, and Newt has a lot of love for America.

[Lil Missy]

14. .......

[MrScorpio]

7. She's living proof that one's nose can be too straight

And one's hair can be too coiffed and bleached.

[lapfog_1]

9. Fembot

[Logical]

12. Perfect!

[Kalidurga]

11. I agree

she is very likely a robot.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

13. She's despicable being with a yellow helmet. nt

[eppur_se_muova]

15. You mean the Callistatron™ v1.0 ? nt

(Pre-release terminology: Spouse-o-matic 3.0)

[treestar]

24. DUzy

[HopeHoops]

16. It's just Botox. LOTS and LOTS of Botox.

[rgbecker]

17. Michele Bachmann's sister?

[lonestarnot]

18. Welp one good thing bout that pile of plastic, if they come to AZ, it will melt, prollee nose first.

[woo me with science]

19. ...

[opihimoimoi]

20. KnR #5 :o) Stepfordesque look....I have not heard her speak one word...is she able to talk??

[JoePhilly]

22. My 12 year old daughter, who never criticisizes anyone ... spontaneously said ...

"Wow, that lady looks just like a hawk."

I almost died laughing.

[jberryhill]

23. An Eagle. A noble American carrion-eating eagle

[graywarrior]

25. You just gave me a case of uncontrollable laughter

[Rosa Luxemburg]

26. She is an alien like John McCain's wife

http://www.sinisterblog.com/2008/08/is-cindy-mccain-alien.html

[raouldukelives]

27. I heard she collects back issues of Forbes. nt