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Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:09 PM

I hereby nominate my penis as Secretary of State.

This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by REP (a host of the General Discussion forum).

Why?

Ineffectual unless stimulated.

Plays favorites!

Won't disrupt the balance of power

And, pretty much, matches the complexion of the people who care about the color of my skin.

Oh wait...

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Reply I hereby nominate my penis as Secretary of State. (Original post)
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 OP
xchrom Dec 2012 #1
SoapBox Dec 2012 #2
RKP5637 Dec 2012 #3
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #6
RKP5637 Dec 2012 #8
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #9
RKP5637 Dec 2012 #16
Beacool Dec 2012 #30
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #31
Beacool Dec 2012 #41
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #42
Beacool Dec 2012 #32
Fumesucker Dec 2012 #4
GoneOffShore Dec 2012 #5
njcamden_25884 Dec 2012 #7
nevergiveup Dec 2012 #10
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #12
craigmatic Dec 2012 #11
DonRedwood Dec 2012 #13
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #14
DonRedwood Dec 2012 #20
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #25
riderinthestorm Dec 2012 #15
madinmaryland Dec 2012 #17
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #19
DonRedwood Dec 2012 #22
Initech Dec 2012 #18
RKP5637 Dec 2012 #21
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #24
RKP5637 Dec 2012 #27
Chellee Dec 2012 #23
Skittles Dec 2012 #26
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #28
arthritisR_US Dec 2012 #29
Illinoischick Dec 2012 #33
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #34
riderinthestorm Dec 2012 #35
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #39
steve2470 Dec 2012 #36
davidpdx Dec 2012 #49
wendylaroux Dec 2012 #37
TheProgressive Dec 2012 #38
JasonGWB Dec 2012 #40
Baitball Blogger Dec 2012 #43
spanone Dec 2012 #44
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #45
nc4bo Dec 2012 #46
NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #47
mfcorey1 Dec 2012 #48

Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:17 PM

1. Better come with the Drapes or there will be Hell to pay. Nt

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:18 PM

2. LOL

...funny.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:19 PM

3. I've heard he's pretty hard nosed when irritated, do we really want that kind for SoS? LOL

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Response to RKP5637 (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:26 PM

6. You want hard?

We can do that!




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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #6)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:33 PM

8. Ah, and able to handle the hard jobs!

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Response to RKP5637 (Reply #8)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:37 PM

9. This is me trying to impress a courtier:





Hope I got the right link!

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:49 PM

16. LOL

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:05 PM

30. Ahhhhhhhhhhh, so cute!!!!

The poor little guy can't get up. How are the pooches in your life?

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Response to Beacool (Reply #30)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:07 PM

31. Ginny is with the parents.

Parents are in a home (sad) and mom is in the ER tonight.

But my sigline is right here with me, named Millie!

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #31)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:43 PM

41. Millie is adorable.

Sometimes being in a home is better than being alone at home if they are infirm. I'm sorry to hear about your mom. I hope that she'll be OK.

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Response to Beacool (Reply #41)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:52 PM

42. thanks, beacool!

It's done, it's over, we tried so hard, and it just gets harder....

puppies rule.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #9)


Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:19 PM

4. And it has sufficient gravitas

Can't be SoS without gravitas.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:25 PM

5. You better keep it covered up. The humorless brigade is out and busy.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:33 PM

7. hahaha

 

hilarious joke man.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:39 PM

10. How would your penis deal with

a senate confirmation hearing? jet lag? bowing to foreign dignitaries? and most importantly, does it know different tongues?

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Response to nevergiveup (Reply #10)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:40 PM

12. I would take it straight to boner. (nt)

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:40 PM

11. Where does your penis stand on Syria?

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:43 PM

13. Then mine will run to be a member of Parliament

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Response to DonRedwood (Reply #13)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:47 PM

14. We shall jointly erect a twin tower of representation of the underreprested.

We will represent them doubly!

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #14)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:57 PM

20. reaching across this mighty nation from the pacific to the atlantic

ok...that's enough of that kind of talk. I do have a husband, you know, and I don't want to get banned from DU for smutty talk!

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Response to DonRedwood (Reply #20)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:01 PM

25. A salty sea of fertility! (nt)

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:47 PM

15. Well aren't YOU the cock-y one! Standing up straight and declaring yourself the man...

Hope you have the balls to match!

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:50 PM

17. Wait, what?? I thought you were a woman.



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Response to madinmaryland (Reply #17)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:55 PM

19. I can be whatever you want me to be!

A phrase I will never forget, uttered to me at a Peter Gabriel concert at the Greek Theater at UC Berkeley in the early eighties.

True!

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Response to madinmaryland (Reply #17)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:58 PM

22. I get confused about that all the time in here!!!

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:52 PM

18. 8=================D

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Response to Initech (Reply #18)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 10:57 PM

21. 8================================D

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Response to RKP5637 (Reply #21)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:00 PM

24. Alerting to an inexplicable lengthiness of text characters!

I see what you're doing there with your 8 and your D!

Mine is purple!

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #24)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:03 PM

27. It's gonna get locked, I know it is, I just know it! LOL n/t

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:00 PM

23. If we wanted...

a dickhead we would nominate a Republican.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:03 PM

26. I WILL KICK NYC_SKIP PENIS-NOMINATING ASS

YES INDEED

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Response to Skittles (Reply #26)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:04 PM

28. bring it.



Series: You just made my year, Skittles!

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:04 PM

29. I hear he may have some stiff competition

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:19 PM

33. So You Want the Repugs to Cockblock You!!!!!!!!!

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:20 PM

34. It's been ten minutes. I'm inclined to withdraw my penis...

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #34)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:33 PM

35. Wait... wut?? I am not nearly ready for you to withdraw your penis

from my consideration!!!11111!!

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Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #35)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:39 PM

39. Your "consideration"?

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:37 PM

36. would you deal firmly with North Korea ?

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Response to steve2470 (Reply #36)

Fri Dec 14, 2012, 01:42 AM

49. He'd probably spit on them

No, wait that was a slip of the.....

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:37 PM

37. LOL! a whole 10 minutes!

good for you! this post has made my night,very funny! time for youtube and The Night Gallery now.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:39 PM

38. Must admit...very clever thread title...

and interesting thread post...!

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:42 PM

40. Serious question about how your penis may effect the the balance of power in the Middle East...

Is it circumcised?

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Thu Dec 13, 2012, 11:52 PM

43. What a stand up guy.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Fri Dec 14, 2012, 12:00 AM

44. bipenisanship

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Response to spanone (Reply #44)

Fri Dec 14, 2012, 12:02 AM

45. I haz it. (nt)

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Fri Dec 14, 2012, 12:05 AM

46. Wait........wut?!



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Response to nc4bo (Reply #46)

Fri Dec 14, 2012, 12:08 AM

47. Ahem. It will serve triuphamtly and will beat all opposers and usurpers.

I was gonna add something about a bloody pulp but, really, who what's to get bloody pulp on their SOS, rignt?

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Response to NYC_SKP (Original post)

Fri Dec 14, 2012, 12:10 AM

48. Countdown to being locked. LOL

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