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Tue Dec 11, 2012, 09:37 AM

The Tea-Belly Sneetches

Now, the Bush-Belly Sneetches were backers of Bush,
The Plain-Belly Sneetches thought Bush was a Tush.
The Bushs weren’t so big; they were really quite small.
You would think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all.
But because they backed Bush, all the Bush-Bellied Sneetches would brag,
“Plain-Bellies are nothing but Commies in Drag!”

"They hate our Great Nation," The Bush-Bellies said.
They're Marxist white-flaggers who want us all dead!
They hate our Dear Leader! They hate our Great Troops!
They mindlessly hate everything, those Socialist poops!
It's their lack of Bush-Bellies that gives them away
They're America-haters! And probably Gay!"

For years this went on, this faux-patriot shucking
(As they conveniently forgot years of Clinton rat-fucking).
They marched and they cheered and sang lots of brave tunes,
About how great Bush was, and how Lefties were Loons.
There was no need to be careful or watch their own words.
They would now win forever, swore the Blossom of Turds.

But the day finally came when Bush began looking crummy
And that was NOT a good day to have Bush on your tummy.
His policies were failing, his economy crashed;
He had left the Great Nation quite thoroughly trashed.
His lies were all melting like snow in a stove
And no one could stop it, not even his Rove.

(oh yes, there is more...)
http://driftglass.blogspot.com/2012/12/fundraiser-day-one.html


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Response to phantom power (Original post)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 11:08 AM

1. Wow ...

Go read the whole thing; it's great!

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Response to 1StrongBlackMan (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 11:49 AM

2. quality stuff, no?



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Response to phantom power (Original post)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 01:24 PM

3. Kick for later. n/t

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