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Thu Dec 6, 2012, 10:40 PM

Do you know what happens when the ancient Mayan calendar ends?

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Ancient Mayan civilization comes to an end.

Let me know when the internet malcontent calendar runs out and I'll start caring.

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Reply Do you know what happens when the ancient Mayan calendar ends? (Original post)
cthulu2016 Dec 2012 OP
LiberalLoner Dec 2012 #1
davekriss Dec 2012 #2
Vox Moi Dec 2012 #3
cherokeeprogressive Dec 2012 #4
Squinch Dec 2012 #5
AndyTiedye Dec 2012 #6
Tyrs WolfDaemon Dec 2012 #7
Douglas Carpenter Dec 2012 #8
bluestate10 Dec 2012 #9
doc03 Dec 2012 #10

Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2012, 10:45 PM

1. I was born under the sign of Kame...endings are good for me anyhow...

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Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2012, 10:49 PM

2. Yup I know, seen it in TV

I learned by watching a commercial where, when the calendar ends, we all drift off into space.

Right? That's what's going to happen?

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Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2012, 10:50 PM

3. Easy ....

... It starts all over again.
The Maya were all about cycles. Not endings.
You can start not caring now ... It's only the odometer.

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Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2012, 10:53 PM

4. The Mayan calendar ended because they ran out of room on the rock. n/t

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Response to cherokeeprogressive (Reply #4)

Thu Dec 6, 2012, 10:57 PM

5. And didn't archeologists find another Mayan calendar a year or two ago that goes on for centuries?

Imagine the embarassment: "Shoot. We were looking at the wrong calendar."

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Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2012, 11:24 PM

6. I Like This Theory

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Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2012, 11:29 PM

7. The Mayan Calendar ends because many things happen together...

That the Mayans just couldn't comprehend

Somewhere, someone finally realizes the true deep hidden meaning of the Great Gatsby (My vote is that Gatsby is really a whale. I say he is an Orca and the light on the dock is helping guide him in and out of the harbor )

The 777th Toad of the 777th generation of that kind of toad grows human like awareness and realizes that they are simply living out a real-world game of Frogger

KFC will begin their plan on breeding Super Chickens so as to take over the world

Obama wins his second term

Pope Ratfinger joins twitter

Elvis sends 'Season's Greetings' from his home-world (Ok, the Mayans probably already knew about this one)

and more than can be listed by me I'm sure (I would like to see what other items people can think of for this list)




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Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Thu Dec 6, 2012, 11:32 PM

8. the world comes to an end - so be sure to max out your credit cards before the 21st

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Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Fri Dec 7, 2012, 12:10 AM

9. Mayan calendar conspiracists will STFU. nt

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Response to cthulu2016 (Original post)

Fri Dec 7, 2012, 12:18 AM

10. The History and the Discovery channels will have to go

back to hunting Bigfoot and prowling around Area 51.

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