Congress Arrested for Manslaughter:Negligent group believed responsible for millions of deaths

[HiPointDem]

In a stunning development that has left every federal institution reeling, the U.S. government’s legislative branch was arrested this afternoon on 23.3 million separate charges of manslaughter, sources confirmed.

Citing numerous lethal actions over nearly two and a half centuries—including negligent health care policies, failure to fund reconstruction on dangerously dilapidated roads and bridges, and repeatedly putting American soldiers in harm’s way in every armed conflict dating back to the War of 1812—authorities handcuffed all 535 members of Congress today and escorted them from the Capitol building amidst a throng of onlookers.

If convicted, prosecutors said, Congress would be officially deemed the most prolific killers in the nation’s history.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-arrested-on-manslaughter-charges,30588/

[madokie]

1. Damn Sam I loved that

Nothing like the Onion to put it like it should be.
'It' being what the hell has been going on for way too long.

[Mnemosyne]

2. Why is this in the Onion? It's literal truth. nt