Things that are okay when you are Newt Gingich

[mfcorey1]

1. Three is not a crowd.
2. A lie can be restructured
3. Attacking the MSM will gain points for your campaign
4. Kicking everything to the curb is expected
5. Facts are disregarded
6. Looking like "Chuckie" is sexy
7. A large line of credit at Tiffany's is expected
8. Polygamy should be considered

[liberal N proud]

1. That sums it up.

[FSogol]

2. Add: "for Newt only" after every line and it's perfect.

[Enrique]

3. lol, Chuckie

it's the "bad boy" thing I guess.

[lapislzi]

8. Your post needs a warning

And a coupon for free eye bleach.

[Erose999]

4. Somebody should do a photoshop of Newt Gingrich into Three's Company.

[Erose999]

5. Its not technically "sex" if shes just blowing you in the car.

[liberal N proud]

9. It depends on what the definition of "is" is.

Where have we heard the not technically sex excuse before?


OH, I know about the same time that Newt was doing the open marriage thing, he was leading the prosection of Bill Clinton for getting a BJ.

[DiverDave]

6. I believe that his supporters

are jealous.
They want to be rich enough to have multiple girlfriends/wives.

They see him as a shining example of "making it"

Hypocrites.

[lapislzi]

7. As a friend sagely remarked,

you cannot co-opt polyamory, which has long been associated with the queer community, for your own ends. You don’t get to benefit from the social-more-challenging of a group of people you revile and seek to disenfranchise!