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Thu Nov 29, 2012, 02:53 PM

How many Homophobes does it take to change a lightblub? LOL

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Reply How many Homophobes does it take to change a lightblub? LOL (Original post)
Playinghardball Nov 2012 OP
Vietnameravet Nov 2012 #1
riqster Nov 2012 #3
riqster Nov 2012 #2
NashvilleLefty Nov 2012 #6
Heathen57 Nov 2012 #4
NashvilleLefty Nov 2012 #5

Response to Playinghardball (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 02:55 PM

1. Good thoughts and you can change Homophobes to Republicans or conservatives or whatever

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Response to Vietnameravet (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 03:00 PM

3. Back in the Dark Ages

The same sort of people were hanging doctors and scientists as heretics.

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Response to Playinghardball (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 02:58 PM

2. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

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Response to riqster (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 07:53 PM

6. Okay, since we're doing light bulb jokes:

How many Freudian psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a long time and the light has to want to change.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Purple.

And my favorite (being from Nashville):
How many Nashville record producers does it take to change a light bulb?
(crossing arms and stroking chin) I don't know, what do you think?

And another Nashville joke:
What's the quickest way to find a guitar player in Nashville?
Snap your fingers in the air and yell "Check, please!"

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Response to Playinghardball (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 05:51 PM

4. Good Humor

will almost always contain an element of truth.

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Response to Playinghardball (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 07:46 PM

5. Awesome! And I love the last part.

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