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Thu Nov 29, 2012, 12:55 PM

the 42 worst nativity sets

letís get to it! merry christmas all, and enjoy or be horrified by this weird collection of nativity oddness.

the kitty cat nativity. makes me want to cough up a hairball.



the nativity kitchen timer (ding-ding! baby jesus is born!):



yeah, the cat nativity is probably worse. but these dogs ainít much betterÖ



technically, not a nativity. but itís a christmas lawn ornament, showing (can you believe it?) the flogging of jesus on the way to the cross. thereís some christmas cheer for your neighborhood!



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http://whyismarko.com/2012/the-42-worst-nativity-sets/

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n2doc Nov 2012 OP
Poll_Blind Nov 2012 #1
Brother Buzz Nov 2012 #2
proud2BlibKansan Nov 2012 #4
Canuckistanian Nov 2012 #5
Blue_Tires Nov 2012 #7
treestar Nov 2012 #12
texanwitch Nov 2012 #18
Brother Buzz Nov 2012 #19
liberal_at_heart Nov 2012 #3
ChazII Nov 2012 #6
Dr. Strange Nov 2012 #9
LiberalEsto Nov 2012 #8
Mnemosyne Nov 2012 #10
joeybee12 Nov 2012 #11
hughee99 Nov 2012 #13
murielm99 Nov 2012 #14
zentrum Nov 2012 #15
marzipanni Nov 2012 #16
hifiguy Nov 2012 #17
MrMickeysMom Nov 2012 #20
Rowdyboy Nov 2012 #21

Response to n2doc (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 01:03 PM

1. WOW- IMO, the Irish Nativity or the Mexican Mermaid nativity are the...

...two scariest- because they actually seem to be serious.

PB

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 01:25 PM

2. Technically, not a nativity set, but it merits something

I came home from work years ago and spied this scene across the street. I was so awed, I grabbed my camera and snapped a photo

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Response to Brother Buzz (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 01:29 PM

4. LOL that's really bad.

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Response to Brother Buzz (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 01:31 PM

5. Our Lady of Entropy

Would be a good name for it

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Response to Brother Buzz (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 01:35 PM

7. Enlarge it, frame it, give it a title, take it to an art gallery and slap on a price tag of $3500...

Thank me later...

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Response to Brother Buzz (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 03:27 PM

12. Wow, that has meaning

An English class could discuss it all day!

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Response to Brother Buzz (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 09:58 PM

18. Were they keeping them or throwing them away.

Did the junk pile behind have a deeper meaning.

I have to think about this.

Where is baby Jesus in the picture.

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Response to texanwitch (Reply #18)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 11:33 PM

19. I always wondered about baby Jesus, too, but someone pointed out.....

he splashes onto the scene at the end of act one.

A fine junk pile always has meaning to me. I was coveting that fine sled until "She Who Must Be obeyed" pointed out my own junk pile was already filled plus it doesn't snow in California. Still, that sled under the Redwood tree beckoned to me for days until a junk monger hauled the mess away.

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 01:29 PM

3. the flogging of Jesus is really bizarre in more ways than one

For one, it is just weird to put a decoration on your lawn of anyone being flogged, but also Christmas is about the birth of Jesus. The flogging and crucification of Jesus is Easter. They've got their holidays mixed up.

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Response to liberal_at_heart (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 01:34 PM

6. That is what I thought. n/t

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Response to liberal_at_heart (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 02:26 PM

9. And what's with the pizza delivery guy at the beginning?

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 01:46 PM

8. The Godzilla Nativity has to be seen to be believed

although I'm not sure what kind of belief inspired that. Maybe a belief in LSD?

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 03:15 PM

10. The Tampon Nativity looks very, um, absorbent.

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 03:23 PM

11. The shotgun nativity, because nothing heralds in the Prince of Peace

like some used bullets!

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 03:31 PM

13. And not a Caganer among them?

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 03:53 PM

14. LOL at the zombie nativity,

and the penguins!!!!

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 03:57 PM

15. I love these! They expose

...what a kitschy fraud modern American fundies have made of Christmas. I want to see one that's full of right wing loons. Palin, Bachman, Santorum, Norquiest, and Rove as the baby? Ryan could be a wise man as the bagger intellectual. Oh--and we need Bill O'Reilly somewhere. He could be one of the braying donkeys.

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 04:10 PM

16. Re: the three wise men, something funny my SIL posted on FB




the last statement may be a bit over-the-top, but the rest ring true.

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 04:54 PM

17. I liked the moose and the zombies

but the Godzilla one definitely rates #1.

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 11:35 PM

20. Oh my Gawd... a running light whip!

Jesus!

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Response to n2doc (Original post)

Fri Nov 30, 2012, 12:10 PM

21. Laugh out loud funny!

Thanks for the link

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