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Thu Nov 29, 2012, 01:52 AM

Things I Learned in 2012:

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The Secret Service and Army Generals have a lot sex while they are working but porn stars in LA are the ones the law says need to wear a condom.

Hunting vampires and freeing slaves made Abraham Lincoln one of our busiest Presidents.

If you go clubbing with Lindsey Lohan don't forget to bring brass knuckles and bail money.

State polls matter, national polls don't. And they are accurate so get over it.

In the case of a legitimate election you should lay back and accept God's will.

more to come...
what did you learn?

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TeamPooka Nov 2012 OP
CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2012 #1
TeamPooka Nov 2012 #4
Drunken Irishman Nov 2012 #2
Angry Dragon Nov 2012 #3
TeamPooka Nov 2012 #9
Warren DeMontague Nov 2012 #5
iwillalwayswonderwhy Nov 2012 #6
TeamPooka Nov 2012 #16
lunatica Nov 2012 #7
TeamPooka Nov 2012 #10
TeamPooka Nov 2012 #8
Canuckistanian Nov 2012 #11
TeamPooka Nov 2012 #12
TeamPooka Nov 2012 #13
TeamPooka Nov 2012 #14
TeamPooka Nov 2012 #15

Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 02:09 AM

1. I learned that we can stop people from buying an election...

Look at all the money the Republicans spent to get Romney elected.......and they failed.

That was great.

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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 02:49 AM

4. amen

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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 02:11 AM

2. I learned that many liberals will never be happy.

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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 02:16 AM

3. I learned most republicans have two assholes

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 04:18 PM

9. and talk with one of them

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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 03:24 AM

5. I learned that given the chance, people will double down on using the expression double down

they'll do it until they're "All In".

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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 07:09 AM

6. Fiscal Cliff is not the newest country band

And that Jimmy Carter's grandson is made of awesome.

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Response to iwillalwayswonderwhy (Reply #6)

Fri Nov 30, 2012, 01:40 PM

16. lol & Yes!

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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 07:14 AM

7. I learned that young Americans of all races are awesome!

I'm so damn happy to give them the reins! They're fucking smart and saavy!

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Response to lunatica (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 04:18 PM

10. +1

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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 01:15 PM

8. You CAN fool all of the people all of the time, as long as they are Republicans and you are FOX News

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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 04:36 PM

11. I learned you can keep women in binders now

But you can't keep them in there for long.

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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 04:43 PM

12. Even after a billion airplay's on the radio I'm not sick of CALL ME MAYBE.

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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 05:10 PM

13. I learned If there's a "War on Christmas", Christmas is winning.

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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 10:54 PM

14. Everybody thinks they look cool dancing Gangnam Style.

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Response to TeamPooka (Original post)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 10:55 PM

15. Nobody looks cool dancing Gangnam Style.

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