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Wed Nov 28, 2012, 07:32 PM

Someday, perhaps soon, you will leave work on a Friday night and head to the cannabis store...

...and meet with the weed garcon at the counter. You will ask him, "Sir, what are others smoking?"

"Good evening, kind patron. Why, this bud we've recently received seems to be a favorite. It's called 'Purple Crystal'."

Of course, you will sample the bouquet. You might even pull out a jeweler's glass to examine the crystals. But you will not leave empty-handed.

Home again to sample your purchase. Ahhhh... it's a couch-locker. Enjoy your Family Guy repeats.

Someday...

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Reply Someday, perhaps soon, you will leave work on a Friday night and head to the cannabis store... (Original post)
Cooley Hurd Nov 2012 OP
trof Nov 2012 #1
Cooley Hurd Nov 2012 #3
CrazyOrangeCat Nov 2012 #5
Panasonic Nov 2012 #2
Cooley Hurd Nov 2012 #4
Blue_Tires Nov 2012 #7
msongs Nov 2012 #6
thelordofhell Nov 2012 #8

Response to Cooley Hurd (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 07:34 PM

1. I do believe this will come to pass.

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Response to trof (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 07:37 PM

3. I watch my co-workers head out to the bars on Friday after work...

...but, since I don't drink, I fantasize about an equivalent to something I DO do....

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #3)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 07:46 PM

5. Me too!

('course I've had that fantasy since the late Seventies. Before the Dark Ages.)

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 07:36 PM

2. Dammit....

 

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My red card has NOT yet arrived.. and I'm getting pissed... three days without cannabis....

Anyone in Colorado want to loan me a gram?

EDIT: Feh. I went out and gamed the system, and actually got enough to last until the red card comes. I happen to know a place where checking the card is lax and doesn't care as long as you have money - just didn't have money until today.

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Response to Panasonic (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 07:43 PM

4. If there's one thing the Star Trek transporter would be good for...

...it would be to send weed.

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #4)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 08:18 PM

7. I'd rather have the holodeck...

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 08:15 PM

6. if it doesnt include grow your own its just a transfer cartel to government cartel nt

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 08:58 PM

8. God I miss the old neighborhood Opium den

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