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Wed Nov 28, 2012, 01:57 PM

Glenn Beck Is Selling A Jar Of His Pee With A Toy Obama Inside



beck is also insulting the American flag.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/glenn-beck-is-selling-a-jar-of-his-pee-with-a-toy

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Reply Glenn Beck Is Selling A Jar Of His Pee With A Toy Obama Inside (Original post)
warrior1 Nov 2012 OP
Vincardog Nov 2012 #1
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2012 #18
CBGLuthier Nov 2012 #19
Vincardog Nov 2012 #58
PoliticalBiker Nov 2012 #2
hrmjustin Nov 2012 #3
Politicalboi Nov 2012 #4
gollygee Nov 2012 #11
Scurrilous Nov 2012 #50
TwilightGardener Nov 2012 #5
Aerows Nov 2012 #44
Dont call me Shirley Nov 2012 #51
joeybee12 Nov 2012 #6
FarCenter Nov 2012 #7
Aristus Nov 2012 #47
Enrique Nov 2012 #8
siligut Nov 2012 #9
TwilightGardener Nov 2012 #10
siligut Nov 2012 #33
dballance Nov 2012 #12
OneGrassRoot Nov 2012 #13
The Straight Story Nov 2012 #14
quinnox Nov 2012 #15
Riftaxe Nov 2012 #28
JHB Nov 2012 #54
Initech Nov 2012 #16
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2012 #17
Great Caesars Ghost Nov 2012 #46
1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #20
waddirum Nov 2012 #39
sufrommich Nov 2012 #21
Buns_of_Fire Nov 2012 #22
cali Nov 2012 #23
DirkGently Nov 2012 #24
OldDem2012 Nov 2012 #35
RandiFan1290 Nov 2012 #48
DirkGently Nov 2012 #63
RandiFan1290 Nov 2012 #64
DirkGently Nov 2012 #66
Shivering Jemmy Nov 2012 #56
DirkGently Nov 2012 #62
Fire Walk With Me Nov 2012 #25
Cleita Nov 2012 #26
Xyzse Nov 2012 #27
Marr Nov 2012 #29
CJCRANE Nov 2012 #30
mstinamotorcity2 Nov 2012 #31
GETTINGTIRED Nov 2012 #32
spartan61 Nov 2012 #34
slumdoggandu Nov 2012 #36
Ilsa Nov 2012 #57
Iggo Nov 2012 #37
Tsiyu Nov 2012 #38
slumdoggandu Nov 2012 #40
Panasonic Nov 2012 #41
leftynyc Nov 2012 #42
Great Caesars Ghost Nov 2012 #43
wandy Nov 2012 #45
Dirty Socialist Nov 2012 #49
pinboy3niner Nov 2012 #52
MFM008 Nov 2012 #53
mikeysnot Nov 2012 #55
Politicub Nov 2012 #59
Blue Owl Nov 2012 #60
FarPoint Nov 2012 #61
LisaLynne Nov 2012 #65

Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 01:58 PM

1. I will bid a dollar to see him drink it.

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Response to Vincardog (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:18 PM

18. I might even pay fifty for that.

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Response to Vincardog (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:21 PM

19. He can not drink it. It is actualy beer and Beck is a mormon

Now piss, he could drink gallons and gallons of that but Beer. no. no. no. His god said no.

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Response to CBGLuthier (Reply #19)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 05:19 PM

58. He can talk shit but Gawd wan't let him drink beer? Please

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:00 PM

2. It's Glen Beck...

... What would you expect from an infantile egomaniac?

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:01 PM

3. This is real? What a jerk! Hey what about the flag there? Why does Beck hate America?

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:02 PM

4. Test it

I bet if it is his piss it would come back dirty.

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Response to Politicalboi (Reply #4)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:13 PM

11. That's what I was going to say

Buy it and test it for everything possible.

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Response to Politicalboi (Reply #4)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:54 PM

50. ...

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:04 PM

5. Bill Maher was right. He IS one step away from playing

with his own poop.

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Response to TwilightGardener (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:50 PM

44. LOL!

Great observation!

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Response to TwilightGardener (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:56 PM

51. Socio/Psychopaths do play with their poop and other bodily excretions.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:05 PM

6. What scum Beck is...nt

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:08 PM

7. Judging by the color, he should see a doctor.

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Response to FarCenter (Reply #7)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:11 PM

47. Nah. Judging by color alone, it looks like a healthy specimen.

Doesn't mean Beck isn't a crazy, dickfaced nutbag, though...

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:09 PM

8. now the ball is in Ann Coulter's court

what will she do to top Beck? A genuine Ann Coulter Pap smear?

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:10 PM

9. Why is the counter wet??!!?1

I can see the shadow of the jar, but to the right? I think that is wet and thus, I think that is pee. I am on my Netbook, so the pic is small. Please, someone tell me that isn't pee on the counter top. Or is that a bar?

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Response to siligut (Reply #9)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:12 PM

10. Some urine must have sloshed down the side of the jar.

Anyone want to have dinner at Glenn Beck's house?

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Response to TwilightGardener (Reply #10)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:00 PM

33. Why couldn't you lie to me?

You could've just said it was a mar in the wood or an old, sticky stain from grape juice.

Not only a disrespectful moron with poor aesthetics, Glenn Beck is also slob.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:14 PM

12. EWWW - That's disgusting - Can he legally ship it?

Degenerate, disrespectful, and about every other "dis-" I can think of.

Can he even ship such a thing? Wouldn't it be considered "toxic" and therefore subject to a bunch of shipping rules? Human waste is pretty filthy stuff. I really think it would be illegal to just put it in bubble-wrap, box it and put it in the mail or even with UPS or FedEx.

How sick is this man? He's got to be hearing: "They're coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, ho ho" by now.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:14 PM

13. Makes me want to create something to counteract his Crazy.

It still gets under my skin, every time I see his name. Two years ago, he included Wishadoo in a list of companies and organizations he dissed on his TV show at Fox as part of some "socialist/communist/Nazi" conspiracy.

All because the mission of Wishadoo! includes principles like Compassion...Cooperation...Community...doing things for The Common Good.

Heaven forbid.

I had his rabid followers calling, emailing and posting -- essentially stalking -- me for weeks, saying they're "keeping an eye on me."



I have no doubt he'll raise a lot of money with this stunt. I also realize it's in response to the artwork noted in the article and that he's trying to prove a point.

But I'd still love the opportunity to have people vote in some way, to make a point to counteract his Crazy:

Do they choose Glenn Beck's world, or the kind of world we're trying to create with efforts like Wishadoo?



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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:15 PM

14. It's art

Piss christ, piss obama, piss beck, piss american flag - if people aren't offended it's not really art is it?

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:16 PM

15. what do you expect from a guy who likes to dress up in feshistic Nazi-like uniforms

 

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Response to quinnox (Reply #15)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:35 PM

28. The costume looks more Soviet

then German, especially the lapel shape.

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Response to quinnox (Reply #15)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 05:02 PM

54. He's going for a Soviet vibe, not Nazi

Aside from the uniform details, there's the faux-Cyrillic backwards R.

And, of course, because he can't tell the difference between Stalinist police states and adequate public services.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:17 PM

16. How has he not been tested for mental competency yet?

And what is it with Republicans and human waste?

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:17 PM

17. Has he had any offers?

Can't believe even the most inane dumbass would by it. Then again I've tended to underestimate some people's stupidity.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Reply #17)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:09 PM

46. Went up to $11,000 until EBay pulled it.

 

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:22 PM

20. I have not read the article; but ...

I am seriously thinking of buying one (after reading very carefully the language for the sales document).

The day it arrives, presummably via ground transport, I will take the following actions:

Take the product to a lab to analyze the liquid. If the liquid is, in fact, urine, I would be disappointed; but would none-the-less, report him to the agencies that regulate the shipment of bodily fluids.

If the test reveal that the liquid is not urine, I will press civil and criminal fraud claims, along with Federal Mail and Wire Transfer Fraud claims.

I don't want beck fired, I want him broke and unemployable in any federally regulated industry.

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Response to 1StrongBlackMan (Reply #20)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:32 PM

39. there is no regulation for shipment of bodily fluids

At home drug testing kits routinely have customers ship a sample in a plastic container through the U.S. mail.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:24 PM

21. Glenn Beck struggling to stay relevent.News at 11:00. nt

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:26 PM

22. I'm holding out for the mini-statue of Glenn Beck,

lovingly crafted out of GLENN BECK'S OWN POOP, encased in clear acrylic, with embedded flashing LEDs and a numbered Certificate of Authenticity.

"If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some fool will buy it from you." -- G. Carlin

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:27 PM

23. he's so original.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:28 PM

24. He's already admitted the liquid is beer.


Or so I read on the Internet.

One of the great things about free speech is how it frees people up to demonstrate how insane / idiotic they are. You don't have to guess with Glenn Beck. He lets his crazy jerkoff flag fly.

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Response to DirkGently (Reply #24)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:20 PM

35. He just cut out the middle man and poured the beer directly into the jar. nt.

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Response to DirkGently (Reply #24)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:27 PM

48. Beer is carbonated

That man is playing with his pee.

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Response to RandiFan1290 (Reply #48)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 09:10 PM

63. Entirely possible he panicked & lied about lying.


I.e., someone less insane around the studio heard about this and he had to talk fast.

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Response to DirkGently (Reply #63)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 09:40 AM

64. It gets better. He changed his story again

Beck now claims it was "colored water"

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Response to RandiFan1290 (Reply #64)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 12:39 PM

66. What it is colored *with* he declines to say?

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Response to DirkGently (Reply #24)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 05:10 PM

56. He's a Mormon.

Is he even supposed to buy beer?

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Response to Shivering Jemmy (Reply #56)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 06:19 PM

62. Hadn't thought of that! Can we report him to some LDS hotline?

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:29 PM

25. It's definitely time to cut his NEA funding.

 

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:29 PM

26. Charming. The dude is seriously unhinged. n/t

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:31 PM

27. He reminds me of Perez Hilton before Perez cleaned up his act

Perez cleaned up his act and is getting close to respectability. I haven't heard much from him in a while, which is a good thing.

That is the same type of puerile acts, like drawing obscenities on pictures and crying about the unfairness of it all.

Just saying, that Perez actually got better, not that I pay attention... but perhaps there is hope for Glen Beck? Unfortunately, stunts like these just show how far this guy has sunk.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:39 PM

29. I hope he gets a TON of press with this stunt.

I can't think of a better way to repulse 95% of the country.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:42 PM

30. Anyone who buys that

deserves to be parted from their money.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:45 PM

31. Glen Beck is an ignorant F--k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of the WORST kind. What kind of Idiot wants to sell piss. And if he's into selling I know he's into purchasing. That wet spot looks like his ass was sitting there before the jar. And it wouldn't surprise me if that Nasty Trick Ass Skeezer was into Golden Showers. Glen Beck is a POS on a stick. He does things like this for notariaty. This ought to get his sick ass noticed. Thiis should earn him a new name. Like Pissy Plaything or Pisspot. Or Funky boy.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:54 PM

32. How proud

His family must be of him....

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:19 PM

34. Beck is a really sick bastard.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:28 PM

36. Former PM

of India, Morarji Desai, drank his pee every day. Lived to be 99 yo.
29 February 1896 10 April 1995

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Response to slumdoggandu (Reply #36)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 05:11 PM

57. Does anyone know why he did that? nt

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:30 PM

37. I'll buy it, if he'll deliver it personally.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:32 PM

38. If a Dem had done this to a ** figurine

FOX News would do a three hour special on how traitorous an action this is,

giving our enemies a way to further hate our Commander in Chief during a time

when our troops are all over the place trying to keep the peace.


Beck is a treasonous asshole who does this shit for money and then he laughs at anyone who gets outraged. He doesn't believe a word he's saying, but he gets off on the power he has - to make fools believe him no matter how hateful and perverse his message.

May the Lady Karma bite him on his lying, greedy, piss-covered ass......






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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:40 PM

40. one dick

one jar...referring to GB.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:41 PM

41. eBay shut that listing down..

 

No human waste allowed.

Apparently Beck is considered a human waste.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:45 PM

42. Yawn

If beck and his freeper fans thought this would get Democrats to call for censoring beck (as they did with Serrano), they're going to be sorely mistaken. I'd like this to be the top story on every newscast - it'll disgust everyone who has at least two brain cells to rub together.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:49 PM

43. Beck is one of my top three people too dangerous to be kept alive.

 

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 03:57 PM

45. Anyone know where I can get a Glenn Beck doll? A boble head would be nice.....

I haver a Mason jar and I'm pretty sure I can find the other necessary materials.
Better yet. Send me the real Glenn Beck. I'll go find a 55 gallon oil drum.
Party time just BYOB. It'll go to good use. Twice!

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:52 PM

49. How Unoriginal

Remember "Piss Christ"? Beck gets a zero for creativity.

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Response to Dirty Socialist (Reply #49)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:59 PM

52. You misspelled 'Urinigal'

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 05:00 PM

53. he is one show away

from spending the hour rubbing his poo all over himself and the studio....or maybe he has already.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 05:05 PM

55. Just when I thought the political wrong couldn't get anymore childish...

I am proven mistaken.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 05:19 PM

59. Next up - a Beck turd in a toy truck



Truly, I hope this is from the onion.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 05:43 PM

60. Hey Glenn, your jar is leaking you idiot

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 05:51 PM

61. Time to run a drug screen on that pee.

This man is not right. Since he already dropped a urine...lets check it out.

Secondly, it is also a bio-hazard.

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Response to FarPoint (Reply #61)

Thu Nov 29, 2012, 09:42 AM

65. That's what I thought as soon as I saw this!

Test that shit. Then we'll at least know if he's a total asshole or just on drugs!

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