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Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:03 PM

Christian group says demon sex makes you gay


A Christian magazine warns that homosexuality is caused by sex with succubi -- and that's just the beginning

BY TANA GANEVA, ALTERNET


The reigning scientific consensus on sexual orientation is that it’s an inherited, biological trait, but that’s just because scientists don’t know how to party. A far sexier explanation has been offered up by Christian magazine Charisma, which conducted its own investigation into the origins of homosexuality to reveal the real culprit: sex with demons.

“Can demons engage in sexual behaviors with humans?” the magazine asks. Why yes, they can! At least according to the article’s primary source, a former stripper-turned-ministry leader named Contessa Adams. Adams shares her decades-long struggle with demon sex, sparing no horrible, sexy detail:

These spiritual rapists, as Adams describes them in her book, Consequences, often prey on people by performing sexual acts through nightmares and erotic dreams. Some people become so dependent upon these demonic experiences that they actually look forward to them.

“Anybody that has been attacked by them will tell you … they’re worried they could not find that pleasure with mortal people,” says Adams, who claims she was once possessed by sexual demons.

The two most identifiable sexual demons are the incubus, which is a male sexual demon that traditionally assaults women, and the succubus, which is a female sexual demon that assaults men. Sometimes they also lure people into homosexual behavior.


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http://www.salon.com/2012/11/26/christian_group_says_demon_sex_makes_you_gay/

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Reply Christian group says demon sex makes you gay (Original post)
DonViejo Nov 2012 OP
jberryhill Nov 2012 #1
A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #5
elleng Nov 2012 #53
Aerows Nov 2012 #56
jberryhill Nov 2012 #61
Aerows Nov 2012 #65
Odin2005 Nov 2012 #96
Aerows Nov 2012 #99
Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #78
Blue_Tires Nov 2012 #129
jberryhill Nov 2012 #131
LongTomH Nov 2012 #2
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G_j Nov 2012 #3
Aristus Nov 2012 #4
TalkingDog Nov 2012 #97
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southerncrone Nov 2012 #6
fleur-de-lisa Nov 2012 #19
1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #30
Voice for Peace Nov 2012 #79
Angry Dragon Nov 2012 #7
DJ13 Nov 2012 #8
Warpy Nov 2012 #9
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jmowreader Nov 2012 #123
Incitatus Nov 2012 #10
longship Nov 2012 #11
dbackjon Nov 2012 #15
Shivering Jemmy Nov 2012 #21
dmallind Nov 2012 #24
longship Nov 2012 #55
dmallind Nov 2012 #125
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dbackjon Nov 2012 #70
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wickerwoman Nov 2012 #117
yardwork Nov 2012 #22
longship Nov 2012 #57
yardwork Nov 2012 #59
longship Nov 2012 #60
yardwork Nov 2012 #66
longship Nov 2012 #71
yardwork Nov 2012 #72
Aerows Nov 2012 #100
CanonRay Nov 2012 #12
Incitatus Nov 2012 #13
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DavidDvorkin Nov 2012 #16
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justiceischeap Nov 2012 #17
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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:04 PM

1. Some people have all the luck

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:09 PM

5. No fuckin shit.

All this time I have been dreaming about flying and puppies.


I could have been getting laid.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:53 PM

53. Really!!!

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 06:08 PM

56. If a gorgeous succubus came to me

I wouldn't say no.



Bo is the dark-haired succubus from Lost Girl .

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Response to Aerows (Reply #56)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:20 PM

61. Even the name - succubus - sounds good!


Bus, train, plane... whatever.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #61)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:31 PM

65. bicycle

just get right here darling, that's my thought!

I see what you did there

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Response to Aerows (Reply #56)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:28 PM

96. Bo can demonize me if she wants!

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Response to Odin2005 (Reply #96)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:56 PM

99. No kidding

We are on the same page!

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:34 PM

78. ahahaaa haaahah hahaahaha

oh DU people...

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 03:40 PM

129. Yeah, I've scoured countless websites and chatrooms to find sex with demonic women...NO luck

Someone send me a PM if they know of one...I'm getting desperate!

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Response to Blue_Tires (Reply #129)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 04:03 PM

131. There's a bunch in Meta

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:08 PM

2. I would be inclined to laugh at this, except......

......it's medieval superstition being revived by the Religious Right, people who deny science and affirm ancient superstition.

Edited to add this link: Carl Sagan was right: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021884292

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Response to LongTomH (Reply #2)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:40 PM

35. You are so right.

It's scary. There is no reasoning with them when they believe God is behind them.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:08 PM

3. they oughta know

sounds like they have experience

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:09 PM

4. Okay, let's see: Baptists disapprove of sex because it might lead to dancing.

These guys disapprove of demonic sex, because it might lead to gay sex...

Okay, got it.

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Response to Aristus (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:37 PM

97. reminds me of that old joke:

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?

It looks too much like dancing.

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Response to Aristus (Reply #4)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 12:24 AM

111. This might lead to dancing.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:13 PM

6. I suppose it also makes one a con-artist........

..."former stripper-turned-ministry leader"...
That's I all I need to know.

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Response to southerncrone (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:05 PM

19. And her name is 'Contessa'? LOL!!!

Now that sounds like a porn star name!

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Reply #19)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:34 PM

30. Yep ...

in the Leather/Whips and Chains genre.

The kind one has to know the porn shop operator to even enter the room where the video is stored.

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Response to 1StrongBlackMan (Reply #30)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:36 PM

79. and tortured by dark sexual dreams.. sounds a bit coincidental

but I am all in favor of demons if they make people happy.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:16 PM

7. I guess sex with Satan is okay

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:20 PM

8. I thought 'can I suck your bus' was a really strange pickup line

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:21 PM

9. There is no crazy like god crazy

Actually the incubus and succubus were created to explain away sex dreaming. Obviously no moral religious person would ever allow himself to think about that, so there must be some kind of demon attacking him when he's asleep and vulnerable!

And of course, if the dream was a "wet" one, forgiveness had to be begged.

I don't know why Christianity turned into such a sex phobic cult but somewhere along the line, it took a very wrong turn and did.

And they're out there even today. And they vote. Scary.

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Response to Warpy (Reply #9)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:38 PM

81. or the dreams used to accuse others of demonic collusion, witchery

and generally terrifying awesomeness.

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Response to Warpy (Reply #9)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 06:23 AM

123. There's a good answer to your question

The most effective way to control people is to control their sexuality. Churches put sex into the "sin" category. Because most people have a sex drive, calling it sinful bonds you more tightly to the church.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:22 PM

10. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:25 PM

11. "The reigning scientific consensus on sexual orientation is that it’s an inherited, biological trait

I do not think this statement is accurate. I am no expert, but the way I understand it it may not be genes at all, not genetic, but more related to embryology. I believe the correct term Is congenital, which does not necessarily mean genetic inheritance.

Just a quibble on terminology, but I think a very important distinction.

I do wish people writing articles on science would at least learn the terminology. Words meanings matter in science.

Although there is still dispite, gender expression is almost certainly not inherited through some simple gene expression.

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Response to longship (Reply #11)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:51 PM

15. And I think you are wrong

How do you know?

You are saying I am a congential DEFECT?

Not to qucibble or anything.


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Response to dbackjon (Reply #15)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:21 PM

21. I believe the poster simply means

That sexuality has a heritable component. But that it is potentially more plastic than a simple "hard wired" model would suggest. I think that this is where the scientific consensus is right now.

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Response to dbackjon (Reply #15)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:27 PM

24. I surely hope you missed the sarcasm icon by mistake

But it's almost Poe-like in telling the difference between real and feigned outrage on DU these days. There probably really are people who believe all congenital conditions are defects.

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Response to dmallind (Reply #24)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:59 PM

55. Again, congenital has a very specific scientific definition.

Which says absolutely nothing about defect.

There are many congenital traits in all life on earth.

Look up the fucking word before you go off on me. My post was about the known science, and how the OP article has it wrong that LGBT is inherited, not about any claim for defect.

Gees!

Again! Look up "congenital" and you'll see what I was attempting to say.

Thanks for your response.

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Response to longship (Reply #55)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 02:59 PM

125. And look up the fucking poster before you go off on the wrong one. Gees!

What the fuck did *I* do but make the same fucking point, better and earlier than you just did?

Again! Look up the words "reply to" and you'll understand.

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Response to dbackjon (Reply #15)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:50 PM

50. Nope. Not saying that at all.

And who said it was, to use your word, a "defect"? I certainly would not. I believe you were the one to introduce the word.

My quibble was that the article stated that homosexuality was inherited, which no science is saying is true.

So lighten up my friend.

Congenital does not necessarily mean inherited. Look it up. What science does say about homosexuality is that it is decidedly not a choice.

But there is substantive evidence that it is congenital. Whether that is genetic has not been determined, AFAIK. Data indicates rather strongly that it is not genetic, but related to embryology. That's within the perview of congenital.

I am using subtle scientific language here. The whole point of my post was to bring rationality to the dialog. Please understand that distinction.

Thanks much.

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Response to longship (Reply #50)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:40 PM

70. I have not seen anything that indicates that

Genetic with possibly some embronic influences.

Can you link your studies?




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Response to dbackjon (Reply #70)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:32 PM

76. I get my info second hand

From reliable sources, like SGU, and other science and Skeptical blogs. They would have links to sources. Apparently the science is still fuzzy on precisely what the biological influences are, which is why I deliberately used the more loosely interpreted term "congenital".

AFAIK, the thinking is that it may be linked to developmental embryology, which does not have to have genetic components.

I am interested but I am not up to date on it, only what I read on the science blogs. Unfortunately, I have no access to the science literature sites to do a search. But I am sure that there's a lot out there.

My field is physics and math, so I am way out of my domain here. My posts are my reading of what's been reported by informed science people in the disciplines.

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Response to dbackjon (Reply #70)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 01:32 AM

117. There's been some research on birth order and sexual orientation.

Here you go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_birth_order_and_male_sexual_orientation

Links to several studies that suggest having a large number of older brothers increases the odds of later sons being gay due to possibly an immune response in the mother's uterus.

I've seen other studies that hypothesize that nature selects for this phenomenon because after having several sons to carry on the genes, it's beneficial to have additional sons who can help hunt and raise the kids but who won't have biological kids of their own and raise the population so quickly beyond what the environment can support.

Obviously all still just theories but I think it is an interesting phenomenon and explanation.

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Response to longship (Reply #11)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:23 PM

22. Well, there is still dispute. Nobody knows why some people are gay.

I am gay, and I would appreciate it if straight people would stop speculating about how I am who I am. I'm certainly not a congenital defect. Thanks in advance for minding your own business.

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Response to yardwork (Reply #22)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 06:15 PM

57. I much appreciate your point of view.

The sole purpose of my post here was to call out some particularly bad science writing which claims -- in the first paragraph -- that science has shown homosexuality is inherited.

That is clearly wrong!

I apologize if I did not make my post very clear. My purpose was to clarify that science does not have a clear indication on LGBT. I was debunking the article in the OP, which AFAIK, is categorically wrong.

Science studies this stuff because it is interesting. Homosexuality is common throughout many, many fauna including our closest primate cousins. It seems that only humans revile it, something I am decidedly not doing here.

The reviling of LGBT may be unique in the animal kingdom to humans. Of course human scientists are going to study it.

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Response to longship (Reply #57)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:09 PM

59. I appreciate your clarification.

Things are better on DU now, but for a long time there was a great deal of homophobia here, and some of us are a little sensitive. It wasn't clear to me what you were saying, so I appreciate your polite follow-up post.

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Response to yardwork (Reply #59)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:16 PM

60. I try my best, but as a totally geeked out guy...

I sometimes come off brashly when my intent is to be merely direct.

The science of LGBT is interesting, especially since there are a whole lot of people saying it is a choice, which the science clearly debunks. The only way us reasonable people can defend our social positions is to defend the science, whatever it states.

Nature is what nature is. The universe is what the universe is. They are the final arbiters in just about everything.

Thanks much for your response.


On edit: stoooopid iPhone spell correct.

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Response to longship (Reply #60)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:32 PM

66. One of the things I love about DU is meeting interesting people after misunderstandings.

A person posts something. Another poster reacts negatively. The first poster takes the time to explain. The second poster says how much they appreciate the clarification. The two posters go out for root beer.

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Response to yardwork (Reply #66)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:41 PM

71. I make a great Manhattan.

But I never drive after drinking one.

My martini's are good, too. Gin, vermouth, dash of Angostura, stirred, served exceptionally cold. I never drive after one of those either.

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Response to longship (Reply #71)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:45 PM

72. They sound wonderful.

I had no talent for drinking so I gave it up years ago. Before I quit I could make a mean margarita, though.

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Response to yardwork (Reply #22)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 10:00 PM

100. I am very much a lesbian

and figured it out at 15. It isn't a defect with me or with you, it is a defect with people that can't get over the fact that some people just aren't attracted to them. Not all of us fit in traditional roles, or want to. It can be a hard road. But it's a road that has meaning and fulfillment and family for many of us.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:28 PM

12. Yet another brilliant scientific analysis from the Christian Right

Boy, these guys are sharp. If you need the sarcasm thingy, I can do it for you.

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Response to CanonRay (Reply #12)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:36 PM

13. They must spread the word about this.

I suggest a demon sex exhibit at the creation museum.

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Response to Incitatus (Reply #13)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:47 PM

14. Now THAT I'd pay to see.

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Response to CanonRay (Reply #14)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 10:05 PM

103. Make that two of us

Except with the rabid right it would probably involve exploiting children.

Try as I might, I have lost all faith that the Christian right stands for anything but exploiting those that are vulnerable.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:51 PM

16. So gay sex offers much more pleasure than straight sex?

That's an interesting statement from a magazine like that.

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Response to DavidDvorkin (Reply #16)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:25 PM

23. Gay sex does offer much more pleasure than straight sex - for people who are gay. Cough cough.

I think that you and I saw the same thing there.

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Response to yardwork (Reply #23)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 06:43 PM

58. Yep.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:56 PM

17. I think someone's been watching too much "Lost Girl"

from Canada.

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Response to justiceischeap (Reply #17)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:29 PM

64. LOL

I had to link a video from it. And there is no such thing as watching too much Lost Girl, particularly Bo and Lauren episodes, in my opinion. Anna Silk is sexy as hell, and Zoie Palmer is just as gorgeous. Together, those two are explosive.

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Response to Aerows (Reply #64)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:10 PM

92. I was going to post a YT link

but I figured if people were interested enough, they'd find it.

I agree about their chemistry--it is explosive.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:21 PM

20. Does it count if the woman's name is Demona?

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:27 PM

25. If those were dreams, where did all those giant white feathers in my bed come from?

And you know what?

Angels are totally intersex and bi-gender!!!






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Response to Zorra (Reply #25)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:42 PM

37. Your pillow.

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Response to Uncle Joe (Reply #37)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:03 PM

42. No, definitely not, Uncle Joe ~

I got pictures. Sheesh! Oh ye of little faith!




And, btw, don't even think about asking to see the video!


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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:28 PM

26. It's about time we got a good scientific explanation for this aberrant behavior.

I'm putting demons on my "Do Not Fuck" list.

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Response to bluedigger (Reply #26)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:42 PM

83. lolol

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:30 PM

27. Oh, so that's what happened to me! n/t

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:32 PM

28. It must not work all of the time because it didn't work that way for me.

Or maybe some erotic dreams are not caused by demon sex? It is so confusing trying to keep up with the latest fundy facts.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:33 PM

29. I dreamed about lawnmowers last night.

Damn.

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Response to mysuzuki2 (Reply #29)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:39 PM

33. You're obviously missing the symbolism!

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Response to 1StrongBlackMan (Reply #33)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:30 PM

75. the downside of aging.

When I was younger I would dream of naked women on riding mowers.

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Response to mysuzuki2 (Reply #75)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:30 PM

108. And not ...

naked lawn mowers riding women?

I recall that dream!

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Response to 1StrongBlackMan (Reply #108)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 01:30 PM

124. Do you know where I can get a good deal on a Toro?

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Response to mysuzuki2 (Reply #124)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 03:21 PM

126. Not really ...

But an old girlfriend once told me of a fantasy that she harbored involving a certain gardener, who knocked on her door ... all sweaty ... from a long day of cutting lawns ...

I was happy to get into character!

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Response to 1StrongBlackMan (Reply #126)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 04:37 PM

133. I think I rented that movie once.

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Response to mysuzuki2 (Reply #133)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 05:25 PM

134. Was it in Super-8?

I thought we destroyed all the copies!

I'm ruined ... Well ... Maybe not!

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Response to 1StrongBlackMan (Reply #134)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 07:45 PM

139. VHS. From the back room of the video store. Amateur section.

BTW, lose the black socks.

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Response to mysuzuki2 (Reply #139)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 10:04 AM

142. LOL ...

But my feet get cold!

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:35 PM

31. I've had sex with a demon...

... I believe her biblical name is "my ex-wife".

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Response to Whiskeytide (Reply #31)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:44 PM

39. ROFL



That's the worst kind!

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:37 PM

32. Doesn't always work, I can tell you.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:39 PM

34. How would sex with THIS...



... turn you gay?

Besides, it's special attack is "energy drain," not "homosexualization."

That's not even listed as a real thing in any of the Players Handbooks, either.

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Response to Ian David (Reply #34)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:35 PM

67. And, unfortunately 18 charisma.

Or fortunately, as you prefer...

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Response to Ian David (Reply #34)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:43 PM

84. turn you gay if you are female.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:40 PM

36. How come I never seem

to meet these succubus persons of whom they speak?

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:42 PM

38. Mmmmmmm....succubus

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:58 PM

40. That would be funny as heck, except that

they really think it's true. That's sad and scary at the same time.

I guess that explains those nocturnal emissions...

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Response to MineralMan (Reply #40)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:24 PM

63. Oh is THAT what those are?


I was having nocturnal emissions until I started using 91 octane.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 04:59 PM

41. I just KNEW I had had demon dates!

The worst were the ones who called the next day wanting another date.

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Response to xchrom (Reply #41)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:23 PM

62. Hmmm.... nobody explained how they got to be demons in the first place


I'm keeping an eye on you.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #62)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:58 PM

73. Wait til I tell you about my dates with Aliens.

They're way more persistent than Demons.

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Response to xchrom (Reply #73)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 01:30 AM

116. The more I learn about you, the less I really want to know

Fascinating and horrifying rolled up in one big ball of OMG!

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:05 PM

43. ROFL

I can't even get mad it's so sad and pathetic

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Response to Marrah_G (Reply #43)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:52 PM

51. It's pretty hilarious

aside from knowing there is a small percentage of people who buy it.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:22 PM

44. Something else to Worry About

Damn!!! Now I have to worry about the demons crawling inside my head at night and making me all queer and stuff!!!!! WACKO'S!!!!!!

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Response to Fence rider (Reply #44)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:36 PM

49. It's possible that you should maybe be concerned about worse things crawling in there.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:22 PM

45. This country is devolving into an open-air lunatic asylum.

Moreso every day.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:23 PM

46. Demon sex sounds fun, where do I sign up?

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:26 PM

47. Party like it's 1399!

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:29 PM

48. How about sex with Matt Damon?

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #48)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:45 PM

85. damon, demon.. that will do

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:53 PM

52. What about "wild cat" sex? What does that turn you into?

With my luck, a Lolcat.

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Response to Bucky (Reply #52)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 01:04 AM

112. This kind?

Last edited Tue Nov 27, 2012, 03:58 PM - Edit history (1)



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Response to Tyrs WolfDaemon (Reply #112)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 05:32 AM

121. I think when you re-read this post in the morning, you'll want to consider deleting it

and possibly changing your user name

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Response to Bucky (Reply #121)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 04:00 PM

130. I'll leave her picture up, she's a cute kitty-cat

but I did remove the comment, it was a bit much.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 05:55 PM

54. that's hot n/t

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:38 PM

68. You all may laugh, but what if it's true?

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 07:39 PM

69. The succubus' name must be Jezebel




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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:13 PM

74. So first the religious right dod there best to deny the existence of these things.

(Producent religions are the ones that mainly, in the past, have denied the existence of such demons) Now they are saying the are real and can make you gay. I can't wait to see what they come you with next!

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:33 PM

77. Dang!

I'd love to try sex with a Demon but the closest I've come was with my ex-wife. Still straight though -- not quite sure what's wrong with me.

ETA: how do you go about finding a REAL demon anyway? Do they carry Union cards?

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:37 PM

80. What? It doesn't?!

Another myth shattered....

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:40 PM

82. I'll need to test this out...

Someone have the fundies send a demon over for me to try... Don't care which, I just gotta make sure it's as good as they say

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:45 PM

86. OK. That makes a lot of sense.

NOT. WTF?

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:47 PM

87. far-right religious people (generalization) are very turned on by naughty forbidden sex

and demons are way up there, on the list of
naughty forbidden dangers.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:49 PM

88. Another great mystery solved, from the people who brought us

Jesus blessing the dinosaurs.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:52 PM

89. I am guessing that

Mental illness or lying or both are a hallmark of Contessa Adams life.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:57 PM

90. well, I guess they struggle with accepting their own homosexuality

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:58 PM

91. At least we are getting "expert" information ha

They must have been educated in the same system as Todd Akin who we know as an expert on women's reproduction process.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:14 PM

93. demon sex and some devil weed - why pray away a good time like that?????

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:22 PM

94. LOL, "succubi" are a hallucination caused by sleep paralysis.

Morans.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:25 PM

95. Nah, too mean. Bad dimbear. n/t

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:40 PM

98. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~!

 

Can they get any nuttier?

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 10:01 PM

101. Look, I had a ménage à trois with a succubus and my roomate in college. But that doesn't make...

...me gay.

That makes me...a WARLOCK, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!



PB

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 10:05 PM

102. Well they also think a carpenter zombie from Nazareth is coming back to Earth to save believers,

sooooo, this makes just about as much sense.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 10:06 PM

104. i thought it was the other way around

eom

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:04 PM

105. They are also accusing their Wives and Mothers

Of having demon sex. So not only is the gay person a by-product of demon sex, but the mother is guilty of it! Terrible.
tib

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:04 PM

106. *facepalm*

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:18 PM

107. Do these succubi have an email address?

Just wondering, that's all.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:31 PM

109. Succubus Tryin' To Take My Baby!!!

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 12:16 AM

110. The Demon sex thread will Never! die.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 01:11 AM

113. Still straight

And I'm waiting for my next date with Freya (she's not a succubus but a Goddess. I'm sure they would consider her a demon though)


Maybe she'll surprise me with a visit tonight! I ought to head to bed I don't want to miss her!

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 01:13 AM

114. Oh my!

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 01:30 AM

115. For those of you who are scoffing, I have a logical, scientific question.

Can you point to one single verified instance in which a person who had sex with a demon did NOT turn gay? For all your mockery, can you produce even one bit of solid evidence to disprove Contessa's explanation? Hmmm?

I'm waiting....

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Response to Jim Lane (Reply #115)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 04:15 PM

132. I got pictures! But the thing is, on that first night, s/he told me that s/he was an angel!

By morning, I knew beyond all doubt that s/he wasn't lyin'. Yep. mmmm, uh-huh..definitely an angel.

But, alas, because I was born LGBT, I cannot prove that our encounter made me gay; it simply made me very, very, very....very, very, very, very glad that I am.

Poor, misguided Contessa has it all backwards, an unfortunate trait that all ignorant, hateful, bigoted RW conservative religious people share.

?
Caption: RW conservative christian homophobes perform
Ceremony of Hate at Church Services in rural Westboro, Kansas.


You see, sadly, they believe that the devil is god, that god is the devil. That hate is Love, and that Love is hate. Naturally, therefore, they see angels as demons, and demons as angels. It's really very sad. Tragic, in fact. And extremely deadly.


This fact is as plain as day to every reasonable human being.

Anyway...oh...hey, I gotta go. I hear the beating of giant wings outside my window...

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Response to Zorra (Reply #132)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 07:31 PM

137. Oooooh, I wanna see those pictures!

Alas, I fear the demons have the power to erase photos from a hard drive or a camera's memory.

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Response to Jim Lane (Reply #137)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 09:57 PM

141. See post # 42.

And rest assured, the warning about the video goes for you, too.


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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 01:38 AM

118. Woohoo! Medieval fundy porn!

I love the way she bared all and spared no details.

So she's a former stripper and has erotic dreams but thinks there's really demons present in her bedroom at night. Sigmund Freud would've loved analyzing that!

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 01:52 AM

119. Once you go demon

what rhymes with demon?

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Response to SpartanDem (Reply #119)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 03:07 AM

120. Begins with "S"

But you knew that

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 05:55 AM

122. Wait, does that mean that gay people are witches?

Or that they weigh the same as a duck?

"She turned me into a newt! (pause) I got better..."

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 03:34 PM

127. Flip Wilson ..... the devil made me do it

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 03:39 PM

128. I had sex with a Demon and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #128)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 06:12 PM

136. Wow, that demon would make me less gay!

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 06:05 PM

135. Bah......malarkey

I've been married to her for 20 years and I haven't turned gay

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 07:39 PM

138. What strikes me about these "Christian" organizations is...

their pre-occupation with the female uterus and what homosexual men do with one another.

They want to ensure any fetus in the uterus is brought to term regardless of the circumstances of fertilization. In other words mandate a woman give birth to a child even if that child is the result of incest, rape or could result in the death of the mother or if the fetus is known to have serious debilitating features.

Then they are so worried about a man masturbating another man or performing fellatio on another man or engaging in sodomy on another man. What is the source of this perversion?

They rarely, if at all, talk about woman-on-woman sex which suggests this isn't about homosexual behavior. This is about how a "man" should behave. He should dominate his woman, "fuck" her hard and deep and impregnate her. If a man isn't doing that he isn't a man.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 09:31 PM

140. Read further down in the article, and it gets even scarier!

It's not just an ex-stripper conning a bunch of old, white churchladies; there's a connection her to The New Apostolic Reformation (NAR), which has been the subject of a number of posts on DU. The excerpts below are from the original article at AlterNet, not the Salon piece:

The primary demon fighter in the modern Christian world is the New Apostolic Reformation (NAR), a global network of Charismatic Christian ministries devoted to Dominionism, the idea that they must take over public institutions in order to save America and the world from ... demons (and gays, of course). NAR is ridiculous, but that doesn't mean it isn't powerful, with millions of followers worldwide and domestic and international political relationships ranging from Senator Sam Brownback, Mike Huckabee and Newt Gingrich to heads of state in Uganda.

Those heads of state are the creepozoids who sponsored the anti-gay bill that called for the death penalty or life imprisonment for gay people in Uganda.

Read on:

The movement broke into mainstream political coverage a few times in recent years: once, when reporters obtained footage of a bizarre ceremony involving Sarah Palin, and also during the interminable Republican primary when Rick Perry, long-rumored to have wrestled a few sexy gay demons himself, hosted a massive prayer rally organized by two NAR ministries.

NPR reported at the time that the Perry rally was modeled on the prayer events of the Call, a NAR group founded by apostle Lou Engle. As Rachel Tabachnik, who's done extensive reporting on NAR, told NPR, "The apostles teach what's called 'strategic level spiritual warfare' reason why there is sin and corruption and poverty on the Earth is because the Earth is controlled by a hierarchy of demons under the authority of Satan."

The NPR link has important information on the New Apostolic Reformation and some good links (The author: Rachel Tabachnik, has done extensive research on the NAR) for anyone wanting to research this scary movement.

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Response to DonViejo (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 10:13 AM

143. So how does one go about finding one of these Succubus demons?

I'm asking for a friend.

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