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Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:12 PM

 

LOL is a dangerous thing to type.... :)



On edit this is satire for those satirically handicapped.

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Reply LOL is a dangerous thing to type.... :) (Original post)
Whovian Nov 2012 OP
Jackpine Radical Nov 2012 #1
darkangel218 Nov 2012 #3
The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2012 #2
niyad Nov 2012 #4
WillyT Nov 2012 #5
Laochtine Nov 2012 #6
LiberalEsto Nov 2012 #13
Tyrs WolfDaemon Nov 2012 #20
darkangel218 Nov 2012 #7
meadowlark5 Nov 2012 #8
lonestarnot Nov 2012 #9
Whovian Nov 2012 #10
darkangel218 Nov 2012 #11
Brickbat Nov 2012 #16
OriginalGeek Nov 2012 #25
1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #29
catch the spit. Nov 2012 #42
meadowlark5 Nov 2012 #43
Canuckistanian Nov 2012 #12
Rosa Luxemburg Nov 2012 #14
loli phabay Nov 2012 #15
Fumesucker Nov 2012 #17
treestar Nov 2012 #18
ThoughtCriminal Nov 2012 #19
freshwest Nov 2012 #21
Coyotl Nov 2012 #22
Tikki Nov 2012 #23
Whovian Nov 2012 #37
Warpy Nov 2012 #24
MindandSoul Nov 2012 #26
greatauntoftriplets Nov 2012 #27
libdem4life Nov 2012 #28
Chiyo-chichi Nov 2012 #40
johnp3907 Nov 2012 #30
im1013 Nov 2012 #31
lalalu Nov 2012 #32
Wounded Bear Nov 2012 #34
thelordofhell Nov 2012 #33
w8liftinglady Nov 2012 #35
OnionPatch Nov 2012 #36
LisaLynne Nov 2012 #38
JustABozoOnThisBus Nov 2012 #39
Aerows Nov 2012 #41
CheapShotArtist Nov 2012 #44
Hydra Nov 2012 #45
Downtown Hound Nov 2012 #46

Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:13 PM

1. LOL

IN FACT, ROFL

(Religious Outcastes For Lucifer)

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:27 PM

3. +1

Wait, I meant 666!

LMAO! LUCIFER MY ALMIGHTY OMEGA

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:14 PM

2. LOL!

Oops, here he comes again.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:28 PM

4. question to xians: how do you KNOW this? you attend satanic prayer meetings, you have inside

sources? enquiring minds want to know.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:29 PM

5. LOL !!! - K & R !!!




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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:33 PM

6. Everytime you type LOL

A demon gets his wings.

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Response to Laochtine (Reply #6)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:18 PM

13. DUzy!

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Response to Laochtine (Reply #6)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:34 PM

20. That holds true for farts too

and the silent deadly ones are good for a whole gaggle of imps.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:36 PM

7. E Nomine - Lucifer :) awesome song

&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:42 PM

8. I had a Christian whackjob approach me in the grocery store over the peace sign on my shirt

He tried to tell me it was a sign of the devil and it was a crucifix that had been turned upside down and slightly changed to be disguised as a sign of the devil.

I told him he was wrong, it originated as the symbol of nuclear disarmament. I told him to go look it up and preferably somewhere other than one of his right wing nutjob website

These religious nuts out there are so gullible and stupid and so easily frightened. It's scary there are so many in this country.

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Response to meadowlark5 (Reply #8)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:45 PM

9. LOL cowards.

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Response to meadowlark5 (Reply #8)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:45 PM

10. I wish stories like this didn't surprise me. n/t

 

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Response to meadowlark5 (Reply #8)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:47 PM

11. And some.of them are very agressive too.

There was a really crazy one in Port St Lucie. He was standing all day with a bull horn and a huge wooden cross in the middle of the intersaction harrasing ppl. I always laughed, which was really getting to him

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Response to meadowlark5 (Reply #8)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:29 PM

16. My ninth-grade social studies teacher told us that the Nazis came up with the swastika by taking the

Christian cross and "twisting" it.

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Response to meadowlark5 (Reply #8)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:48 PM

25. lol, they still believe that?

the fundie church I grew up in (in the 70s) used to say that all the time. Man they hated some hippies.



One of the reasons my hair is still half-way down my back...even if it's half-way gone from the top.

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Response to meadowlark5 (Reply #8)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:54 PM

29. Yes, of course, because ...

EVERYONE knows that peace is evil!

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Response to meadowlark5 (Reply #8)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:33 AM

42. Why don't you move to a more enlightened area, then?

 

I have never had anything even remotely similar happen to me. I am blown away by how many people on DU put down "fundies" in their area when it's obvious that they do not resonate at that vibrational level.

So move. See how amazing the libruls act.

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Response to catch the spit. (Reply #42)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:05 PM

43. I don't plan to be driven away from where I live because of fundies

Nor should anyone. The fundies and conservatives work on the basis of intimidation. If everyone were to move away from where conservative nutjobs live or adapt their lives in anywya because of their lunacy, then it might give the nuts the false impression that the louder and more obnoxious they are the more power they have. That's the last thing I want them to think.

They just need to be told to shut up and ignored.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 07:47 PM

12. I'd still like to meet one of these "Satanists"

I don't think they exist outside the tortured minds of these fundies.

Oh, sure, there are people who call themselves Satanists, but they do it more for the shock value more than any coherent ideology.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:20 PM

14. Can we 'spell' it backwards

'spell' magic

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:28 PM

15. i used to think it meant lots of love. go figure

 

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:30 PM

17. Please allow me to LOL..



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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:30 PM

18. So typical of the superstitious mind!

They really think it has some power, regardless of intent. That's superstition.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:33 PM

19. This is why I never flew on a Boeing 707

It LOL upside down!

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:38 PM

21. Wellll.. Hellll.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:40 PM

22. LOL

I can't help myself, I'm possessed

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:41 PM

23. When I very first went online it was to an online game site...I read the chat board with..

each entry and it seemed like the posts were just flying by.
I saw an entry where someone was talking about the town
I grew up in and I answered I had lived on a certain street there.

Right away the person answered that it wasn't wise to share information
like that online and then ended the post with a LOL and a

I was confused by that answer and then I figured out
that the person must be telling me to LOG OFF LINE...so I did.


Tikki

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Response to Tikki (Reply #23)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 10:58 AM

37. LOL... I remember those days.

 

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:41 PM

24. Poe's Law will strike again

At some point, the holy rollers will likely discover this and take it seriously.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:50 PM

26. How very silly! Does anyone that isn't a little derange really believe in this? LOL!

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:52 PM

27. I'll be damned.

Whoops!

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:53 PM

28. ROFLMAO is harder to Satanize. I don't doubt someone will crack the code, however.

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Response to libdem4life (Reply #28)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:05 AM

40. Rooting Overtly for Lucifer, My Ancient Overlord?

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:55 PM

30. Spread the word!

Let's all do our best to spread this around and see if it catches on! I want to hear Pat Robertson saying this by next Xmas!

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 08:58 PM

31. Every time you type LOL a kitten dies...

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Response to im1013 (Reply #31)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 09:11 PM

32. LMAO

 

Does that count?

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Response to im1013 (Reply #31)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 10:18 PM

34. Good, not a fan of cats....LOL

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 09:32 PM

33. Drat........They're catching on to my master plan

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Sun Nov 25, 2012, 10:19 PM

35. Dang... I wish I knew that before I used LOL in MY post!

of course, Lucifer was at the other table.
Hmmmmmm

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 09:10 AM

36. Yeah, and thunder is God bowling.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:01 AM

38. Since people who would believe that are humorless bastards generally,

I don't think it's much of an issue.

Oh, yeah - LOL!

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:02 AM

39. I laughed out loud ...

... but then the smell of sulphur rose out of the basement drain ...

... be afraid

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 11:30 AM

41. Good grief

This is as nutty as something my sister said once. She was going to a Baptist College, and started getting mixed up with some rabid evangelicals. She came home over the holidays, and we were in the store shopping and she pointed at Rainbow Brite dolls and exclaimed - "Those are the tools of Satan! They use rainbows and unicorns as tools to give people a false sense of happiness, much like when AT&T says "Good Morning" and Have a nice day." People need to be aware that these things are trying to start a happy wave (whatever the fuck that meant, I was kind of like, so what people are happy, and that's bad to myself).

It was so ludicrous, I told my mother about it, and she point blank told my sister that if she didn't quit going to that "nutjob" church, she could move back home from college. LOL.

It was priceless. Fundies are some of the most gullible people on the planet.

ON EDIT: Yours may have been satire, but my sister was 100% batshit crazy serious. Never underestimate the ridiculousness of people who get caught up in these charismatic evangelical churches. They are fucking lunatics the lot of them.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 03:40 PM

44. LOL

#LOL%20492x384

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 06:28 PM

45. LOL

Funny, they even snuck in the "Everyone but God is Satan!"

Lucifer = Satan
Pan = Satan
Zeus = Satan
Loki = Satan
Democrats = Satan
Your Cat...SATAN!

If you listen to them, Satan's got the market cornered on being everywhere and knowing everything.

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Response to Whovian (Original post)

Mon Nov 26, 2012, 06:37 PM

46. You don't have to be satircally challenged to believe some fundies would write this

With all the inane babble that comes out of them, I could totally see them saying something like this.

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