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Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:50 PM

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"No, that's not something in my pocket. You think I'm happy to see you peasants?"

"Would one of you people come over here and do this? My driver quit. Also the maid that irons my white shirts."

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ehrnst Nov 2012 OP
Earth_First Nov 2012 #1
RKP5637 Nov 2012 #2
flying-skeleton Nov 2012 #3
graham4anything Nov 2012 #4
RKP5637 Nov 2012 #5
unblock Nov 2012 #6
ehrnst Nov 2012 #7
ehrnst Nov 2012 #8
KansDem Nov 2012 #9
DJ13 Nov 2012 #10
2on2u Nov 2012 #11
Jade Fox Nov 2012 #12
chelsea0011 Nov 2012 #13
flamingdem Nov 2012 #16
flamingdem Nov 2012 #14
SomethingFishy Nov 2012 #15
PD Turk Nov 2012 #17
Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #18
DonRedwood Nov 2012 #19
11 Bravo Nov 2012 #20
Incitatus Nov 2012 #21
ejbr Nov 2012 #22
EmeraldCityGrl Nov 2012 #23

Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:51 PM

1. "Clerk! CLERK! I think it's full...!" n/t

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:51 PM

2. "Phew, Finally got a job!" n/t

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:53 PM

3. Why did the pump stop at 47% full?

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:53 PM

4. Who?

 

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:54 PM

5. "Is this the urinal?" "Stick it where?"

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:57 PM

6. "'cause i'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and i have to use the self-service pumps"

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:58 PM

7. "Can you help me? A skinny black guy just kicked my ass." (nt)

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:59 PM

8. I'd have gotten away with it too ! If it wasn't for you meddling kids !!!! (nt)

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:59 PM

9. "Then I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be ever'where—wherever you look..."

"...Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever they's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there... I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad an'—I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready. An' when our folk eat the stuff they raise an' live in the houses they build—why, I'll be there."

Mitt channeling "Tom Joad" in an attempt to repair his image...

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:01 PM

10. I dont know what were in those brownies, but, wait a minute, where am I?

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:12 PM

11. If they would have bought my bullshit I'd be fueling up AF1 instead of this clunker. n/t

 

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:17 PM

12. "Wha choo lookin' at...."

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:18 PM

13. A gift that keeps on giving.

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Response to chelsea0011 (Reply #13)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:23 PM

16. I hope the political paparazzi stalks him the rest of his priviledged life!

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:19 PM

14. Girdle off, Aqua Velva out of hair

I'm free and heading to the Caymans with Rafalka my one true love

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:22 PM

15. "Shop Smart.. Shop "S" Mart"

Names Ash... Housewares.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:23 PM

17. "Shoudn't have cut off thos aide's credit cards

..... now I have to do this shit myself"

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:25 PM

18. "The Magic must be wearing off, I guess I need a new pair"

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:26 PM

19. On Nove 18, Romney was seen pumping gas for the Koch Brothers limousine. Karl Rove washed the windo

ws

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:38 PM

20. Aaahright you ash-holes, who shpiked my fucking caffeine-free Diet Coke?

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:39 PM

21. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" nt

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:46 PM

22. "It appears that this pump is the right height." n/t

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:55 PM

23. Queen Anne sent me to the dog house, the one on top of her car. n/t

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